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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Ulillillia
8. Shay
9. Knice
10. Mr. Shine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)
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 5. Side Boob: 1989 points
 6. gggina: 1652 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1552 points
 8. grace: 1228 points
 9. carlin: 1198 points
10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
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Score:
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 Ulillillia: On a stroll with the GF
Image 205390   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
205
 
 Air Biscuit: Later nukelords!
 Teechur: Prrrrrrrrrt
 Prostata: this pic was proven a fake years ago, btw. It even has its own snopes page with the two photos it was composited from snopes.com/einstein-bicycle/
Image 205389   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
412
 
 silver: me too @tib gubb
 tib gubb: blook
 VoR: Never ending story?
Image 205388   09-24-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
554
 
 DangitBobby: Whats the DC for making this party not suck? 21, you say? Yikes.
 Cami: No fun at all.
 Felicity: Presumably a re-creation of a 1786 sign, as they would not have used nondirected quotes and condensed Palatino :-)
 FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...
 VoR: Where is the cockfighting and how do you win at this appendage wrestling?
 Sadbot: I take off my sign that says "level 5 Chaotic Neutral Rogue"
 mrdiron: 4 pence? But the guy down the street only charges 2!
 Haute and sweaty: What the hell do you have against tinkers?
Image 205387   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
265
 
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Image 205386   09-24-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
263
 
 some guy : Hey man, can I get a little pot?
 WaffleIron: For making bonsais of bonsais.
 VoR: Personal use.
Image 205385   09-24-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
395
 
 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.
 apoxia: I've still got mine. Without a scratch and it still works.
 WaffleIron: Got sold one on the school bus in the late ninties for 2$, it was broken. I had it fixed by lunch and buddy offered me 30$ for it back, but that wasn't happening.
 Butcherboy: I remember one of these crapping out on me and in a rage I smashed it against a lamp post. Then I realized I'd broken my favorite CD and I was double pissed
 Spazstatic: So that's where my jacket went. Can I have it back?
 VoR: Nice denim jacket. Love the poppers
Image 205384   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
811
 
 VeeKay: We buy gently used kids
 Butcherboy: I kid you not
 WTF: Only slightly Metal.
 Prostata: so.... FUZZY
 Yurishiro: This cow is weird
 Mr. Shine: Rad goat = Rad vote.
Image 205383   09-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
463
 
 square44: should have bought new...
 Hosebag: You will FLIP over our new kid's meal!
 sparename: "FLOOR PIE!!"
Image 205382   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
727
 
 apoxia: Indeed.
 Ulillillia: OHH YEAH!
 Lantry: oh no
 Yurishiro: Is this a shit present like the gift of nothing?
 VoR: Some assembly required
 fanny: item arrived as advertised
 sparename: "FRAGILE - PLEASE THROW UNDERARM"
Image 205381   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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