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258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

258596  Greifer: @sporky 2020

258594  antipatterns: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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 DangitBobby: Whats the DC for making this party not suck? 21, you say? Yikes.
 Cami: No fun at all.
 macrocosm: Presumably a re-creation of a 1786 sign, as they would not have used nondirected quotes and condensed Palatino :-)
 FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...
 VoR: Where is the cockfighting and how do you win at this appendage wrestling?
 Sadbot: I take off my sign that says "level 5 Chaotic Neutral Rogue"
 mrdiron: 4 pence? But the guy down the street only charges 2!
 Haute and sweaty: What the hell do you have against tinkers?
Image 205387   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
325
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 205386   09-24-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
263
 
 withak: Hey man, can I get a little pot?
 WaffleIron: For making bonsais of bonsais.
 VoR: Personal use.
Image 205385   09-24-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
395
 
 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.
 apoxia: I've still got mine. Without a scratch and it still works.
 WaffleIron: Got sold one on the school bus in the late ninties for 2$, it was broken. I had it fixed by lunch and buddy offered me 30$ for it back, but that wasn't happening.
 Butcherboy: I remember one of these crapping out on me and in a rage I smashed it against a lamp post. Then I realized I'd broken my favorite CD and I was double pissed
 Spazstatic: So that's where my jacket went. Can I have it back?
 VoR: Nice denim jacket. Love the poppers
Image 205384   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
811
 
 VeeKay: We buy gently used kids
 Butcherboy: I kid you not
 WTF: Only slightly Metal.
 Prostata: so.... FUZZY
 greenbean: This cow is weird
 Mr. Shine: Rad goat = Rad vote.
Image 205383   09-24-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
463
 
 square44: should have bought new...
 Hosebag: You will FLIP over our new kid's meal!
 sparename: "FLOOR PIE!!"
Image 205382   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
727
 
 apoxia: Indeed.
 Ulillillia: OHH YEAH!
 Lantry: oh no
 breadtoaster: Is this a shit present like the gift of nothing?
 VoR: Some assembly required
 fanny: item arrived as advertised
 sparename: "FRAGILE - PLEASE THROW UNDERARM"
Image 205381   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
412
 
 mrdiron: Fun fact, Prince did this basically to troll Warner Brothers. Under US law, publishers are required to credit music under whichever name the artist chooses. He did this so Warner would have to send out floppy disks with the correct font for his name, so publications could properly credit him.
 Haute and sweaty: @ChubbyBuddy I'm not sure that wizards count as their own race. I'd say it's more like a class system where the currency is magic.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Greek Fire a chuck tingle novel
 ChubbyBuddy: *redeploys soapbox* also the potter series is incredibly tone deaf in its racial tolerance themes because malfoy and crew were portrayed as bad for calling hermione "mud blood" meanwhile everyone else refers to unmagical humans as "muggles," which was derived from "mug," british slang for a foolish or stupid person.
 Greek Fire: @ChubbyBuddy "A Butt Unwise" is a good name for...something, hell if I know what, but something.
 ChubbyBuddy: bit*
 ChubbyBuddy: uh prince was multi-ethnic so maybe this was a but unwise
 grizzly: Harry Potter weekend!
Image 205380   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
588
 
 Jabberwikket: GET TO THE CHOPPA!
 Jabberwikket: Erma ?
 Side Boob: ERMAHGERD
 NotHuman: ERMAHGERD
Image 205379   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
292
 
 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.
 maura: Affect and effect can be tricky, because effect can be a verb: if you effect a change, you affect the situation...and affect can be a noun: her flat affect created a Tina-like effect
 Haute and sweaty: To not suffer fools gladly is not a positive trait.
 lavender: Sloppy work
 Ulillillia: @spydermon FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING.
 ChubbyBuddy: @skatermario I've never seen a zebra, but one day I could, of course.
 grizzly: fuck!
Image 205378   09-24-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
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