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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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 Science: Just slash the tires. I'm sure the folks with actual handicaps would appreciate that.
 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano
 Cami: @Hokie333 I worked with a guy who drove one of these and he would put empty beer cans in the stacks and they would rattle around with gentle driving. He would gun the engine and they would blow out onto the road around him. He would do it just to let you know he had been by your place.....I guess what I mean to say is I understand your cement fantasy.
 Side Boob: Is this Canada? I see a Tim Hortons sign
 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)
 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors
 carpwoman: @Knice - Microbial?
 Hosebag: Why did you black-out the tag? You should magnify it and highlight it. Oh, and key the paint and cut the valve stems on all 4 tires.
 Derp Herpigan: @Side Boob double parked in both handicapped spots, that has to be a double multiplier right there.
 grizzly: @Hokie333 built ute tough.
 Hokie333: Also, it's hard to look macho when the Dodge logo looks like a uterus.
 Hokie333: @Sadbot I always fantasize about pouring ball bearings and cement down the exhausts late at night.
 bug: He parked like this to camouflage the fact that he's shopping at Michael's.
 Sadbot: Slashing the tires on a brodozer is never wrong
 Side Boob: Lifted truck, smokestacks, double parked. This is a real winner
 Zampano: the confederate flag must have fallen off on his way there
 Ihminen: a lift kit truck: to take your car offroad never ....also unironically using monster energy stickers
 Knice: Sorry about your microbial wang, bro.
Image 205372   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.
 Yam: @Haute and sweaty Don't get me wrong, I see your point. I just want to make it clear, I am referring to those who chant Nazi slogans, who carry Nazi flags, who espouse Nazi beliefs and principles.
 Yam: @Haute and sweaty I'm pretty sure carrying a Nazi flag invites any and all negative comparisons, and comparisons to other groups who fly that flag are both justified and useful (Referring to certain individuals in recent events). In either case, if you have a problem with referring to neo-Nazi hate groups as Nazis, but not the use of the term grammar nazi, your issue isn't with taste.
 Haute and sweaty: @Yam I'm pretty sure that referring to anybody who is not an actual Nazi as a Nazi is distasteful at best.
 Yam: 2017 - The year we found out that grammar nazis were somehow hated by more people than regular nazis
 Ulillillia: Grammer Nazi Hunter's
Image 205371   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 Hosebag: You are just hiring faces? Can the rest of the body stay with the face while it's working?
Image 205370   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 Mr Bleak: Don't worry about it: I hear you can get a job if you can smile and own a trampoline #205370
 Cami: Don't worry, you can always get a job at a book store.
 tib gubb: dessert station.
 Not A Bot: What's he holding on to with his right hand. It aint his dick.
Image 205369   09-24-17   Uploaded by    S R N
 Butcherboy: That is a mighty stache
Image 205368   09-24-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
 Jabberwikket: "Take this slice to your local pizzeria for a free coupon ? JIMMY! How in the hell is this supposed to work?"
 Yurishiro: You have been pizza'd
 Hosebag: This is a written warning for parking in the Dominoes pickup spot.
 Dr Awkward: Follow your dreams
 Mr. Whiskers: I was only gone less than 30 minutes!
Image 205367   09-24-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 bug: Taco juggling sounds like some kind of euphemism...
Image 205366   09-24-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Urn BooUrn: 'Merica!
Image 205365   09-24-17   Uploaded by    marxist
 Ulillillia: Good for John Radman.
 FabricMan: You can handle vertical AND horizontal video!
 Not A Bot: If you go into the woods today you're in for a big surprise...
 Dr. Bathroom: Rad for John Goodman.
 Dr Awkward: This is pretty good, man.
Image 205364   09-24-17   Uploaded by    alborland
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you like the special?
Image 205363   09-24-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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