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268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62


268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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Image 205270 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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 Mr Bleak: @ethernet Could have been worse: Bill O'Locks, or Charlie Unt perhaps.
 Dr. Bathroom: The teacher's password is "teacher".
 illBilliam: Note to parents: Triump The Insult Comic Dog will insult everyone at your child's school. The public can do nothing to stop this. Thank you for your understanding.
 Ulillillia: @WTF Huh huh huh huh huh
 WTF: Testes, testes... one, two... uh, three?
Image 205269   09-23-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 Mad Collager: Job Counselor: "What do you want to do for a living?" Bat: "Search me!"
 grizzly: It's a living.
 NoRagrets: After a few hours, he ded.
Image 205268   09-23-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
 Rembo Prundus: Invisible machete, damn you terrorists!!
 Air Biscuit: Jason was here.
 piranharama: Great movie.
 kornisjon: It's a ninja sword
 Zampano: cause if you're going to murder a bunch of people anyways, shop lifting will be the least of your crimes
 Zampano: cause if you're going to murder a bunch of people anyways, shop lifting will be the least of your crimes
Image 205267   09-23-17   Uploaded by    grace
 Ulillillia: Racism Err Myths
 Air Biscuit: Where do i find these "car shimmers"?
Image 205266   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
 zip file: @ChubbyBuddy Ooh-wee-ooh
 Colty Brumb: @Sage /Waiting for GoBot/ is a play I would watch
 ChubbyBuddy: qua qua qua
 UnknownSample: @FabricMan ...but wait
 FabricMan: Nothing to be done
 Sage: I initially read that as "GoBot".
Image 205265   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Starry Lemon: @alborland Actually I put an apostrophe in front of 90s but friendly spaceship doesnt register my apostrophes because theyre directed apostrophes
 Bro Bro: @alborland Plural of 90, not 90 is or belonging to 90
 alborland: why? @Felicity
 apoxia: This still photo took 5 minutes to download.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity It's the porn that belongs to Channel 90
 trepanation: * 90s
 Noremak: A friend of a friend lives with this crazy vietnam vet who will get the playboy channel and then take pictures of the TV. The friends tried to show him internet porn but he didn't like it for some reason.
Image 205264   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skittles
 Mad Collager: Hey look! I just took a herselfie!
 sparename: There's laws about that...
 Zampano: Selfie Stick: you're doing it wrong
Image 205263   09-23-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Air Biscuit: New blues brothers movie looking good.
 grizzly: @charlemagne really? They went out of their way to kill a fish? What a complete asshole.
 charlemagne: @foreversmug that actually happened to me. they took the playstation and killed the fish
 NoRagrets: Not to be rude if this is a funeral, but this seems like a really good time to rob someone.
Image 205262   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Air Biscuit: No smoking withon 100m of planet earth.
 sirgallium: In the future when an oil rig drills too deep in an experimental well, the earth becomes covered in oil.
 sparename: "ScreamWorld - Oils on Planet, 2035"
Image 205261   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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