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233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 apoxia: How much heroin can you buy with that payment? Seems a bit unethical.
 DangitBobby: @Shay you know, like social users who only do it on holidays or when they drink :)
 kornisjon: I don't, but I'd start for $2000.
 Shay: Oxymoron abounds.
Image 205202   09-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
179
 
 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!
 Felicity: Hey, Ive got that font! Minya Nouvelle
 Felicity: And remember, there is no suicide pact without U and I
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 DangitBobby: Also, there is a "u" in pint. It happens when i flip the container over and dig out the bottom.
 DangitBobby: @a robot Knice? Nice!
 DangitBobby: This is like that photo of a 2 foot fence in the middle of a sidewalk; who do you think you're stopping?
 Knice: @Ulillillia @a robot :-D
 Greek Fire: *bites through the side*
 Ulillillia: Take a Knice, cut with skate blade through the bottom. Problem solved.
 a robot: Just now when I was typing "knife" I totally first typed "knice." Heh.
 a robot: Take a knife, cut through the bottom. Problem solved.
 jazzjunkie: It was petty and spiteful of you to think I'd steal your ice cream... and oh, so naive of you to think such a crude lock would keep me at bay!
 jazzjunkie: It was petty and spiteful of you to think I'd steal your ice cream... and oh, so naive of you to think such a crude
Image 205201   09-23-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
741
 
 Butcherboy: Damn. I can't get into a hammock that easy
 Moonmoon: @taiko You rang?
Image 205200   09-23-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
144
 
 Warrax: When you see it, you'll something bricks.
 tib gubb: what, i spend all this money on land and a house, you really think i'm gonna pay for a bed that doesn't fall apart, too?
 Derp Herpigan: 1.3M is a house I'll never afford. That's what I thought of this. Saying nothing about 31.798 acres being far too much land to maintain on my own.
Image 205199   09-23-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
455
 
 apoxia: Those hilarious Germans.
 Warrax: No tits street.
 DarkTeddy: I do try to off when I fuck
 WaffleIron: I really liked Germany.
 Shay: Sincerely, Yoda
Image 205198   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
287
 
 Pizza: @Oh Don Piano Why I eyes ya
 Ulillillia: Yellow bee with white wings
Image 205197   09-23-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
508
 
 Air Biscuit: When you really want to swing all the way around thebar the baby comes out and gives you the extra momentum.
 FabricMan: Did you know she's a swinging mother...
 Darmstadtium: This is the weirdest alternative delivery method I have seen, but I'm curious to see the results
 WaffleIron: Ya down with opp, yeah you know me!
 NoRagrets: Graphic design is my passion.
 SoyUnPerdedor: *tuning guitar as we speak*
 wolfpk: If you are a swinger make sure you use birth control to avoid awkward situation.
 Shay: *in-fidelity intensifies*
Image 205196   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
153
 
 Felicity: Do this or Jesus will cry
 VeeKay: My kind o' Christmas
 Not A Bot: Kneel and Quake, before the Sayler of Worlds
 Knice: #Spaceship tiiime is here; Christmas piiiics all year...#
Image 205195   09-23-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
461
 
 Mr. Butt: fucking savage
Image 205194   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
434
 
 VeeKay: Mr Richard Head Esq.
 beep: @beep Incidentally "kotakbas" means "dickhead".
 beep: Found a Russian caption for this image with Google Image search, which translates to: Helmet of the Dzungarian warrior, whom the Kazakhs called Kotakbas batyr.
 Amy Housewine: Oh I see it's a helmet.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Vikings were dickheads
 Butcherboy: For penetrating enemy's rear
 Spazstatic: For protecting your head.
Image 205193   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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