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221266  Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"

221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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452
 
 Science: This is how "Dead Alive" started.
 Hokie333: Never bare your teeth at a primate. It's not a smile, it's a sign of aggression. You will lose.
 Spazstatic: Is your significant other a bad kisser? Tonight at 11.
 Ulillillia: If a primate bites another primate is it cannibalism?
 Yurishiro: Got your nose!
Image 205185   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
466
 
 Yurishiro: Cute little girl. WHY IS NOBODY GIVING HER LOVE.
Image 205184   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
789
 
 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.
 Felicity: @White Rice Look at its eye! Its being extra-cute on purpose, I just know it
 White Rice: Look at those giant toe-beans! That face! I'm barely holding back incomprehensible text streams from how great this is (similar to the "so fuzzy I'm gonna die" experience)
 Ulillillia: Someone around tells me that those are nice.
 Yurishiro: I envy you so fucking much Kim.
 Greifer: Hardcore scratching starts in 3 2 1...
 Robespierre: @Admiral Alan Until it bites her fuckin nose off.
Image 205183   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
504
 
 tib gubb: today on "dream jobs"...
 Science: @Scoo: No, that's a look of contentment. He's loving his job right now.
 rustedpeace: Yup @Felicity
 hajjpodge: THREE puppets at once!?
 Warrax: It's a living.
 Felicity: Robin Williams
 VeeKay: Fuck that for a job.
 Scoo: @Emoji Given his face, she already has
 Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.
Image 205182   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
390
 
 piranharama: And to elaborate this is a parody of the Queensland Rail train etiquette campaign because people are too dumb to keep their feet off the fucking seats.
 piranharama: In australia bikies are kinda scary.
 jochenau: "Bikie" sounds so much less intimidating than "biker".
 Scoo: Why are you in Private Browsing mode?
Image 205181   09-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
284
 
 Yurishiro: @Scoo look closely others are dressed
 Robespierre: Clearly, Skrillex = Rip Off Artiste.
 Scoo: Why is only one not naked?
Image 205180   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
320
 
 WaffleIron: Step one, don't touch it. Step two: cut it off with nail clippers when they become available.
 Not A Bot: January 1, 1970?
 NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.
Image 205179   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: "Headin' downtown to mow down some pedestrians, Ma."
 Not A Bot: The face of disgust
Image 205178   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
601
 
 hajjpodge: It's because you're a got dang loser!
 Felicity: It might be age-related. I got offered drugs when I was in my teens and twenties, and then it dropped off sharply. And because Id grown up watching 1980s cartoons and their anti-drug episodes (generally titled something like The Greatest Evil) I said no at the time
 DrinkMixMan: Neither do I, but really that doesn't happen much in AA meetings
 Robespierre: Surprise, surprise ... you fell for The Fear.
 arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 205177   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
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 Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!
Image 205176   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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