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210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
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Score:
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 Science: This is how "Dead Alive" started.
 Hokie333: Never bare your teeth at a primate. It's not a smile, it's a sign of aggression. You will lose.
 Spazstatic: Is your significant other a bad kisser? Tonight at 11.
 Ulillillia: If a primate bites another primate is it cannibalism?
 Yurishiro: Got your nose!
Image 205185   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
466
 
 Yurishiro: Cute little girl. WHY IS NOBODY GIVING HER LOVE.
Image 205184   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
789
 
 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.
 Felicity: @White Rice Look at its eye! Its being extra-cute on purpose, I just know it
 White Rice: Look at those giant toe-beans! That face! I'm barely holding back incomprehensible text streams from how great this is (similar to the "so fuzzy I'm gonna die" experience)
 Ulillillia: Someone around tells me that those are nice.
 Yurishiro: I envy you so fucking much Kim.
 Greifer: Hardcore scratching starts in 3 2 1...
 Robespierre: @Admiral Alan Until it bites her fuckin nose off.
Image 205183   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
504
 
 tib gubb: today on "dream jobs"...
 Science: @Scoo: No, that's a look of contentment. He's loving his job right now.
 rustedpeace: Yup @Felicity
 hajjpodge: THREE puppets at once!?
 Warrax: It's a living.
 Felicity: Robin Williams
 VeeKay: Fuck that for a job.
 Scoo: @Emoji Given his face, she already has
 Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.
Image 205182   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
390
 
 piranharama: And to elaborate this is a parody of the Queensland Rail train etiquette campaign because people are too dumb to keep their feet off the fucking seats.
 piranharama: In australia bikies are kinda scary.
 jochenau: "Bikie" sounds so much less intimidating than "biker".
 Scoo: Why are you in Private Browsing mode?
Image 205181   09-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
284
 
 Yurishiro: @Scoo look closely others are dressed
 Robespierre: Clearly, Skrillex = Rip Off Artiste.
 Scoo: Why is only one not naked?
Image 205180   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
320
 
 WaffleIron: Step one, don't touch it. Step two: cut it off with nail clippers when they become available.
 Not A Bot: January 1, 1970?
 NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.
Image 205179   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: "Headin' downtown to mow down some pedestrians, Ma."
 Not A Bot: The face of disgust
Image 205178   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
601
 
 hajjpodge: It's because you're a got dang loser!
 Felicity: It might be age-related. I got offered drugs when I was in my teens and twenties, and then it dropped off sharply. And because Id grown up watching 1980s cartoons and their anti-drug episodes (generally titled something like The Greatest Evil) I said no at the time
 DrinkMixMan: Neither do I, but really that doesn't happen much in AA meetings
 Robespierre: Surprise, surprise ... you fell for The Fear.
 arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 205177   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
390
 
 Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!
Image 205176   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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