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273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

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2. Not A Bot
3. addend
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5. dangerkeith3000
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7. Teechur
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9. Air Biscuit
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Image 205170 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by satoshi. You have brought shame on us, satoshi.
Score:
303
 
 jem: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.
 Shay: @cakefizzle They're probably at awe in the work they've done burying that dog.
 charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands
 cishet: Strange things are afoot in the UK these days.
 sparename: @space They've beat'n 'em t'de-ath wi' black puddin's
Image 205169   09-23-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
345
 
 piranharama: Challenge accepted
 Prostata: "oops"
 tib gubb: how is that reason to not do that?
Image 205168   09-23-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
541
 
 Oober: Well, thats my time...on Earth. Theyre giving me the light and I have to go towards it
 Butcherboy: See stupid jokes like this make my day. I'm a simple creature
Image 205167   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
418
 
 Hosebag: Your mom sat here.
 Prostata: wow neat. Had to google that one. Cerro de Xico, a small volcanic crator
Image 205166   09-23-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
358
 
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Not that hilarious but really well drawn and lettered, so I vote Rad
 fidelcastro: Me too
Image 205165   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Image 205164 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lorm Bembo. Your image was bad, Lorm Bembo.
Score:
607
 
 Amy Housewine: Outdoor Godfather didn't have time to cut off the head.
 Shay: Can you tell your girlfriend to stop sleeping on top of my horse?
 Ulillillia: Chillin' with her girlfriend
 Air Biscuit: Other horse just has to sniff the butte.
Image 205163   09-23-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
329
 
 teletub: Theyll be back
 Pizza: Now that's how you advertise
Image 205162   09-23-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
356
 
 tina: Technically, wiener only means penis if the I comes before the E, as in Vienna
 a robot: @El hefe It's not the size, it's how you use it. And he keeps using it wrong.
 FireBreathingMarmot: still lying, i see
 El hefe: How could anything this small offend anyone?
Image 205161   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
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