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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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10. Mr. Shine



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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
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Score:
462
 
 Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.
 Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.
 FabricMan: "Nothing. Crotch-sniffing stuff."
Image 205158   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
798
 
Image 205157   09-23-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
258
 
 Ulillillia: Just wait ten years and buy them all for $5.
 Side Boob: I used to dislike this picture, but it's actually quite therapeutic. No matter how bad I feel about myself, I'm never going to be as bad as these two arguing over beanie babies in court.
 Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.
 ASTER: I'm sorry about your divorce and probable severe disappointment in the resale value of your half of the Beanie Babies!!
Image 205156   09-23-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
127
 
 trelyate: he's got the whole world, in his hands
 kornisjon: Don't squeeze it!
Image 205155   09-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
301
 
 Yurishiro: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Felicity: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Felicity: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
198
 
 Yurishiro: deez festivalz
 piranharama: May contain traces of nuts.
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama i went there for a backyard wedding once. It seemed an ok place.
 Ulillillia: And I'm just hearing about this NOW?!
 Himesama: Wut wut K.C!I'm a Bakersfield Hoodrat
Image 205151   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: @Felicity * pissers-off
 Felicity: * passers-by
 Hosebag: Well that's a real piss-off.
 Gomi Day: @Nopetology welp, that song is now forever modified in my head.
 WTF: They didn't say anything about number two...
 jochenau: That window seems kind of high up, you'd really have to make a concerted effort to pee through it.
 tib gubb: well i didn't want to before i saw the sign...
 Nopetology: Please don't do the Loco-Motion, either..
Image 205150   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
236
 
 Felicity: I was going to say *Mantle but according to Merriam-Webster, both are correct
 a robot: THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
 Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rabbi on the Slab?
 BILL DOOR: I PREFER THE "MENSCH ON A BENCH." PERSONALLY, I MUST MAKE DO WITH AN "ALBERT IN A KITCHEN," FOLLOWED UP BY A "ALBERT IN A LIQUOR CABINET," AND ENDING WITH "ALBERT PASSED OUT ON A FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF WHAT ONE HOPES IS MERELY SPILLED SHERRY."
Image 205149   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skylark
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