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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Knice
6. Whatever
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8. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
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Score:
462
 
 Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.
 Cyka: Pining for the Adriatic.
 FabricMan: "Nothing. Crotch-sniffing stuff."
Image 205158   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
798
 
Image 205157   09-23-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
258
 
 Ulillillia: Just wait ten years and buy them all for $5.
 Side Boob: I used to dislike this picture, but it's actually quite therapeutic. No matter how bad I feel about myself, I'm never going to be as bad as these two arguing over beanie babies in court.
 Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.
 ASTER: I'm sorry about your divorce and probable severe disappointment in the resale value of your half of the Beanie Babies!!
Image 205156   09-23-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
127
 
 trelyate: he's got the whole world, in his hands
 kornisjon: Don't squeeze it!
Image 205155   09-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
301
 
 Vault Dweller: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Fiasco: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Vivian: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
198
 
 pawsies: deez festivalz
 piranharama: May contain traces of nuts.
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama i went there for a backyard wedding once. It seemed an ok place.
 Ulillillia: And I'm just hearing about this NOW?!
 Himesama: Wut wut K.C!I'm a Bakersfield Hoodrat
Image 205151   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
357
 
 Wort Mumpus: @Felicity * pissers-off
 realjon: * passers-by
 Hosebag: Well that's a real piss-off.
 Gomi Day: @Nopetology welp, that song is now forever modified in my head.
 WTF: They didn't say anything about number two...
 jochenau: That window seems kind of high up, you'd really have to make a concerted effort to pee through it.
 tib gubb: well i didn't want to before i saw the sign...
 Nopetology: Please don't do the Loco-Motion, either..
Image 205150   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
260
 
 qazwsx: I was going to say *Mantle but according to Merriam-Webster, both are correct
 a robot: THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
 Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rabbi on the Slab?
 BILL DOOR: I PREFER THE "MENSCH ON A BENCH." PERSONALLY, I MUST MAKE DO WITH AN "ALBERT IN A KITCHEN," FOLLOWED UP BY A "ALBERT IN A LIQUOR CABINET," AND ENDING WITH "ALBERT PASSED OUT ON A FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF WHAT ONE HOPES IS MERELY SPILLED SHERRY."
Image 205149   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skylark
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