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272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

272186  Mr Bleak: I remember this one! And I definately remember the "Rude Doom" mod as well ... that one got played quite a bit. :blush:

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272086 tib gubb: yikes



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Score:
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 Vault Dweller: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Fiasco: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Vivian: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
198
 
 pawsies: deez festivalz
 piranharama: May contain traces of nuts.
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama i went there for a backyard wedding once. It seemed an ok place.
 Ulillillia: And I'm just hearing about this NOW?!
 Himesama: Wut wut K.C!I'm a Bakersfield Hoodrat
Image 205151   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
357
 
 Wort Mumpus: @Felicity * pissers-off
 realjon: * passers-by
 Hosebag: Well that's a real piss-off.
 Gomi Day: @Nopetology welp, that song is now forever modified in my head.
 WTF: They didn't say anything about number two...
 jochenau: That window seems kind of high up, you'd really have to make a concerted effort to pee through it.
 tib gubb: well i didn't want to before i saw the sign...
 Nopetology: Please don't do the Loco-Motion, either..
Image 205150   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
260
 
 qazwsx: I was going to say *Mantle but according to Merriam-Webster, both are correct
 a robot: THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
 Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rabbi on the Slab?
 BILL DOOR: I PREFER THE "MENSCH ON A BENCH." PERSONALLY, I MUST MAKE DO WITH AN "ALBERT IN A KITCHEN," FOLLOWED UP BY A "ALBERT IN A LIQUOR CABINET," AND ENDING WITH "ALBERT PASSED OUT ON A FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF WHAT ONE HOPES IS MERELY SPILLED SHERRY."
Image 205149   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
594
 
 piranharama: MITTENS IS GOING FOR THE BODY SLAM!!!
 Air Biscuit: FFRRROOOM OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
 Hosebag: INCOMING!
 WTF: @Borkf Now if only @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN returned...
 Borkf: @BILL DOOR is back!!!
 tib gubb: assholes can fly!
 phailsauce: CAPS ARE NICE
 BILL DOOR: THEY ARE ALSO NICE.
 Amy Housewine: CATS ARE AGILE.
Image 205148   09-23-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
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 bobby: But *Mo-om*, its my *hobby*
 sparename: I recently emptied more bottles of "shed lemonade" than I remember filling..
 WTF: Hey, it's good to have life goals.
 Sadbot: I thought millenials were killing the shit chain restaurant and piss bottle industries
Image 205147   09-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
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 grace: Would still cuddle
 Not A Bot: Margarat was positive she'd taken a wrong turn back at the bend. That, or the drugs were kicking in.
 BILL DOOR: @White Rice LET ME BE FRANK WITH YOU. THOSE CATS? THEY WERE NICE. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CATS WAS A NICE CAT.
 White Rice: @BILL DOOR you're back! After countless cat pictures went without your comments there was a touch of worry.
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL FELINE.
Image 205146   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 prius: One time in grade four my teacher was an asshole. He had us look for cities on a map, and one of the cities we had to find was Yarmouth, but it wasnt on the map. Everyone would ask Wheres Yarmouth? and he would look smug and say I dont know, wheres *your* mouth?
 agger gater: Teabag Just got real
 totaljihad: Easy on the cream tea please
Image 205145   09-23-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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