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243534  fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.

243603  Felicity: Has a future in goaltending

243534  fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243618  Felicity: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant

243583  WTF: Hammer and screwdriver set for scale.

243596  WTF: All least they can still drink Cheer.

243603  WTF: 4. Wide is a lifestyle.

243567  mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?

243597  mrwiffler: Dicks.

243617  WTF: But how's the WiFi?

243598  mrwiffler: Except you're outside and it's daytime. And you're a chicken.

243616  mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.

243592  Not A Bot: ...don't go bull-fighting, mate.

243612  Yurishiro: @Clim Tinties I would say assqueen!

243613  Amy Housewine: "Smoke bomb!"

243488  Yurishiro: @Brain Thoughts just another meatbag

243613  raditzu: MY EYEZZZZZZ!!!1!

243490  FireBreathingMarmot: HD-Aaaaarrrrrrrr

243507  FireBreathingMarmot: Four signs you've been sitting too long.

243601  charlemagne: I am mr sprinkles, king of kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

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243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243534 fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243368 some guy : Rad for Carrollton drag queens.



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 Yurishiro: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Felicity: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Felicity: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
198
 
 Yurishiro: deez festivalz
 piranharama: May contain traces of nuts.
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama i went there for a backyard wedding once. It seemed an ok place.
 Ulillillia: And I'm just hearing about this NOW?!
 Himesama: Wut wut K.C!I'm a Bakersfield Hoodrat
Image 205151   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
357
 
 Felicity: @Felicity * pissers-off
 Felicity: * passers-by
 Hosebag: Well that's a real piss-off.
 Gomi Day: @Nopetology welp, that song is now forever modified in my head.
 WTF: They didn't say anything about number two...
 jochenau: That window seems kind of high up, you'd really have to make a concerted effort to pee through it.
 tib gubb: well i didn't want to before i saw the sign...
 Nopetology: Please don't do the Loco-Motion, either..
Image 205150   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
260
 
 Felicity: I was going to say *Mantle but according to Merriam-Webster, both are correct
 a robot: THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
 Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rabbi on the Slab?
 BILL DOOR: I PREFER THE "MENSCH ON A BENCH." PERSONALLY, I MUST MAKE DO WITH AN "ALBERT IN A KITCHEN," FOLLOWED UP BY A "ALBERT IN A LIQUOR CABINET," AND ENDING WITH "ALBERT PASSED OUT ON A FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF WHAT ONE HOPES IS MERELY SPILLED SHERRY."
Image 205149   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
594
 
 piranharama: MITTENS IS GOING FOR THE BODY SLAM!!!
 Air Biscuit: FFRRROOOM OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
 Hosebag: INCOMING!
 WTF: @Borkf Now if only @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN returned...
 Borkf: @BILL DOOR is back!!!
 tib gubb: assholes can fly!
 Yurishiro: CAPS ARE NICE
 BILL DOOR: THEY ARE ALSO NICE.
 Amy Housewine: CATS ARE AGILE.
Image 205148   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Felicity: But *Mo-om*, its my *hobby*
 sparename: I recently emptied more bottles of "shed lemonade" than I remember filling..
 WTF: Hey, it's good to have life goals.
 Sadbot: I thought millenials were killing the shit chain restaurant and piss bottle industries
Image 205147   09-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
445
 
 Felicity: Would still cuddle
 Not A Bot: Margarat was positive she'd taken a wrong turn back at the bend. That, or the drugs were kicking in.
 BILL DOOR: @White Rice LET ME BE FRANK WITH YOU. THOSE CATS? THEY WERE NICE. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CATS WAS A NICE CAT.
 White Rice: @BILL DOOR you're back! After countless cat pictures went without your comments there was a touch of worry.
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL FELINE.
Image 205146   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 Felicity: One time in grade four my teacher was an asshole. He had us look for cities on a map, and one of the cities we had to find was Yarmouth, but it wasnt on the map. Everyone would ask Wheres Yarmouth? and he would look smug and say I dont know, wheres *your* mouth?
 Yurishiro: Teabag Just got real
 VoR: Easy on the cream tea please
Image 205145   09-23-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
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