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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
198
 
 pawsies: deez festivalz
 piranharama: May contain traces of nuts.
 Air Biscuit: @Himesama i went there for a backyard wedding once. It seemed an ok place.
 Ulillillia: And I'm just hearing about this NOW?!
 Himesama: Wut wut K.C!I'm a Bakersfield Hoodrat
Image 205151   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
357
 
 Wort Mumpus: @Felicity * pissers-off
 realjon: * passers-by
 Hosebag: Well that's a real piss-off.
 Gomi Day: @Nopetology welp, that song is now forever modified in my head.
 WTF: They didn't say anything about number two...
 jochenau: That window seems kind of high up, you'd really have to make a concerted effort to pee through it.
 tib gubb: well i didn't want to before i saw the sign...
 Nopetology: Please don't do the Loco-Motion, either..
Image 205150   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
260
 
 qazwsx: I was going to say *Mantle but according to Merriam-Webster, both are correct
 a robot: THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
 Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rabbi on the Slab?
 BILL DOOR: I PREFER THE "MENSCH ON A BENCH." PERSONALLY, I MUST MAKE DO WITH AN "ALBERT IN A KITCHEN," FOLLOWED UP BY A "ALBERT IN A LIQUOR CABINET," AND ENDING WITH "ALBERT PASSED OUT ON A FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF WHAT ONE HOPES IS MERELY SPILLED SHERRY."
Image 205149   09-23-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
594
 
 piranharama: MITTENS IS GOING FOR THE BODY SLAM!!!
 Air Biscuit: FFRRROOOM OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
 Hosebag: INCOMING!
 WTF: @Borkf Now if only @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN returned...
 Borkf: @BILL DOOR is back!!!
 tib gubb: assholes can fly!
 phailsauce: CAPS ARE NICE
 BILL DOOR: THEY ARE ALSO NICE.
 Amy Housewine: CATS ARE AGILE.
Image 205148   09-23-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
208
 
 bobby: But *Mo-om*, its my *hobby*
 sparename: I recently emptied more bottles of "shed lemonade" than I remember filling..
 WTF: Hey, it's good to have life goals.
 Sadbot: I thought millenials were killing the shit chain restaurant and piss bottle industries
Image 205147   09-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
445
 
 grace: Would still cuddle
 Not A Bot: Margarat was positive she'd taken a wrong turn back at the bend. That, or the drugs were kicking in.
 BILL DOOR: @White Rice LET ME BE FRANK WITH YOU. THOSE CATS? THEY WERE NICE. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CATS WAS A NICE CAT.
 White Rice: @BILL DOOR you're back! After countless cat pictures went without your comments there was a touch of worry.
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL FELINE.
Image 205146   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
275
 
 prius: One time in grade four my teacher was an asshole. He had us look for cities on a map, and one of the cities we had to find was Yarmouth, but it wasnt on the map. Everyone would ask Wheres Yarmouth? and he would look smug and say I dont know, wheres *your* mouth?
 agger gater: Teabag Just got real
 VoR: Easy on the cream tea please
Image 205145   09-23-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
234
 
 BILL DOOR: @Side Boob THOUGH BIGOTS AND SADISTS ARE RARELY SWAYED BY RATIONAL DISCOURSE IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL RIGHT-THINKING INDIVIDUALS TO AT LEAST MAKE THE ATTEMPT BEFORE STOOPING TO VIOLENCE.
 Side Boob: @BILL DOOR Maybe Candice is a nazi and supports punching kittens.
 BILL DOOR: VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS WRONG.
 Amy Housewine: Candice just didn't know when to keep her mouth shut.
 DrinkMixMan: Candice is the number #1 killer of all office buzzes. Together we can find a cure.
Image 205144   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
280
 
 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Da, Uri.
 Dr. Bathroom: A Lada with Kalashnikov tail lights. It could only be more Russian if the car ran on vodka.
 celebgate: The blinkers tell you which side Will be the drive by shooting, how nice.
Image 205143   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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