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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.



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Score:
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 Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head
 sparename: In India about 15 years ago I saw toilet bowls made with foot-rests built in, the seat came down as normal for westerners..
 Winterneuro: Based on sales of the Squatty Potty, those on the left probably have healthier colons than us Westerners
 addend: As long as you hit the target, do what you like.
 charlemagne: @trucker I used to work for a chinese company, office based in southern england, 99% of the staff were from the middle kingdom. wish these signs were installed
Image 205098   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
375
 
 DrinkMixMan: This character should draw inspiration from this young lad's story: youtube.com/…
 DrinkMixMan: @Derp Herpigan Were you talking to me? No, my son is also named Yfcxhlyafininolata[blur]
 Donut: ...so he became president.
 Derp Herpigan: Hey, my name is Yfcxhlyafininolata[blur]!
Image 205097   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
348
 
 Cami: Shining.gleaming.streaming.flaxen...
 ChubbyBuddy: @sorghum you should ask her to roll over
Image 205096   09-22-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
278
 
 BILL DOOR: GRANNY WEATHERWAX WOULD NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON THIS.
 a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking pictures next time, please
Image 205095   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
469
 
 Whatever: Taking the great British bake off to the next level
 Donut: COOK THE FLOOD
 jochenau: @Theta Zero Master Chef?
 Theta Zero: Master Cook? I don't get it.
Image 205094   09-22-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
238
 
 Hosebag: @westerner wait, how do you know that word. England?
 WaffleIron: I just enjoy sitting down to pee now. Gives me more time to look at my phone, it's relaxing, and I certainly don't have to get into a staring contest with a photo of a cat.
Image 205093   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
475
 
 a robot: Midvale school for the gifted
 Sadbot: I liked opening shifts for this reason, it was like a reverse zoo. Although I wished my manager wouldn't reward this behavior by opening doors 5 minutes early. To shitty customers, a small nicety becomes the expected standard.
 Side Boob: Oooooooo! Let me get my truck!
 Teechur: Thanks for the permission. Hrrrrnnnnhhhggg!
 Theta Zero: Finally!
Image 205092   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
Score:
272
 
 Wet farts: Instructions unclear.....
 UseYourName: Pretty polite for 'Straya
 piranharama: @Warrax It's also a good name for the scandal that it causes.
 Warrax: "Fucking Gate" is what I call my zipper.
 Theta Zero: I just want to pull it though
Image 205091   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
152
 
 piranharama: I want this movie to happen so bad.
Image 205090   09-22-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
448
 
 jazzjunkie: It's classy to order in pantomime. I'll have a [flurry of hand movements] please!
 Darmstadtium: A roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus
 Greek Fire: @Ihminen *squints*
 TheFrogMan: I get it--he wants U beers
 Haute and sweaty: The joke lies in the Roman's crippling alcoholism. The miserable decline of other people's physical and mental health makes us feel better about ourselves.
 Ihminen: haha i get it because romans are fucking stupid right?
Image 205089   09-22-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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