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258166  Nope: Winnipeg isn't just a frozen shithole! its nice sometimes

258159  Mr. Butt: I'm not sure what website you think this is....

258153  Nope: Ugh. Waldo is an alt right asshole too?

258156  Nope: I mean the majority of terrorist attacks are not plane based. So probably not.

258157  Nope: All good boys deserve homes

258125  Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.

258129  Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258118  dobbiesdoogs: this is where i get off

258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

258155  Dreforian: Alphanumeric!

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258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

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 Zampano: oh, Celsius. I'm gonna take a wild guess at this question and say that if your temperature is 209 degrees Fahrenheit, you dead as a motherfucker...
Image 205084   09-22-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
271
 
 Mad Collager: @Prostata @Peter Pantsless Well, I know of at least one other who would agree.
 Prostata: Same with Aggro-gator
 Prostata: it's actually better without pants
 weed poop: I can wear dresses instead
 Mexico: That's a relief. I thought I was the only one.
Image 205083   09-22-17   Uploaded by    logan
Image 205082 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. Your image was bad, Baby Jesus.
Score:
131
 
 Haute and sweaty: Don't cry, you have nice forearms and granite counter tops. Consider buying better alcohol than seagrams and drinking less.
 grizzly: Been there.
 Ihminen: all around me are familiar darkness my old friend youknowthedrill
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD
Image 205081   09-22-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
507
 
 VeeKay: Just voted to have less masculinity and competition in sport and more of this stuff.
 kazzy94: JUUUUST a little on the outside!
 savvoy: That shiko will shake the stadium
 Cami: Aaaaand the wind up...
 Zampano: we need more Japanese women baseball players
 wolfpk: She's gatting rather aggressive with the Ump. She must really disagree with his call.
 Mr. Shine: Wowsers!
 White Rice: @Side Boob it'll be at least .9c...there will be no survivors.
 Side Boob: I hope she can throw a 90+ MPH fastball after going through all that
Image 205080   09-22-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
197
 
 PenguinBartender: Well shit, how am I supposed to leave a passive-aggressive note on THIS?
 ChubbyBuddy: STAY N UR LANE AASSHoLE
 Ihminen: rip bumblebee
Image 205079   09-22-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
315
 
 Shay: @Gomi Day That is correct sir. I remember in an interview with Dan Castanella, Homer's voice was suppose to sound like Walter Matthau in the shorts, but once The Simpsons became its own series, it morphed into the Homer we know today.
 Gomi Day: that looks like bart from when the simpsons were a short on the tracey ullman show! i used to watch that, all the time. also, i am old.
 Greifer: hey bort wassup
 eider: Just like Bart!
Image 205078   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
527
 
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay Thanks for the warning! I googled for "bald beautiful people" instead and ... oh dear ...
 VeeKay: Don't google Sphynx Cat with safe search off. Just saying.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE, EVEN THOSE WHO ARE SECRETLY GODS OF DESTRUCTION.
 Not A Bot: poop on it
 sparename: "Shhh, I'm sphinking.."
Image 205077   09-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
482
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Sauron's summer property
Image 205076   09-22-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
217
 
 Donut: You sure the demon isn't German and he's just denying its existence?
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 He's probably the random color generator.
 Zampano: oh man, don't tell me about random. once lost $200 playing roulette because, "what are the odds it could come up red a fifth time in a row"
 jazzjunkie: According to a friend of mine who designs RNGs, there's at least one Intel chip with a test mode that outputs all nines.
 ASTER: @dangerkeith3000 Scott Adams is a dipshit.
 pleasing: Why'd he change color in the last panel?
Image 205075   09-22-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
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