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228199  sparename: @Scoo Fakes On A Plane?

228199  Robespierre: "Are we there yet?"

228200  Robespierre: Luminescence, or tuminescence?

228205  jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...

228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

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2. Felicity
3. Ulillillia
4. Dr Awkward
5. VeeKay
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9. GoGo Robotto
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227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!



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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
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10. robocop: 1977 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
13. AFanOfSprite: 1730 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1723 points
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 Zampano: oh, Celsius. I'm gonna take a wild guess at this question and say that if your temperature is 209 degrees Fahrenheit, you dead as a motherfucker...
Image 205084   09-22-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
271
 
 Mad Collager: @Prostata @Peter Pantsless Well, I know of at least one other who would agree.
 Prostata: Same with Aggro-gator
 Prostata: it's actually better without pants
 Felicity: I can wear dresses instead
 Mexico: That's a relief. I thought I was the only one.
Image 205083   09-22-17   Uploaded by    logan
Image 205082 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. We'll pray for you, Baby Jesus.
Score:
131
 
 Haute and sweaty: Don't cry, you have nice forearms and granite counter tops. Consider buying better alcohol than seagrams and drinking less.
 grizzly: Been there.
 Ihminen: all around me are familiar darkness my old friend youknowthedrill
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD
Image 205081   09-22-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
507
 
 VeeKay: Just voted to have less masculinity and competition in sport and more of this stuff.
 kazzy94: JUUUUST a little on the outside!
 savvoy: That shiko will shake the stadium
 Cami: Aaaaand the wind up...
 Zampano: we need more Japanese women baseball players
 wolfpk: She's gatting rather aggressive with the Ump. She must really disagree with his call.
 Mr. Shine: Wowsers!
 White Rice: @Side Boob it'll be at least .9c...there will be no survivors.
 Side Boob: I hope she can throw a 90+ MPH fastball after going through all that
Image 205080   09-22-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
197
 
 PenguinBartender: Well shit, how am I supposed to leave a passive-aggressive note on THIS?
 ChubbyBuddy: STAY N UR LANE AASSHoLE
 Ihminen: rip bumblebee
Image 205079   09-22-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
315
 
 Shay: @Gomi Day That is correct sir. I remember in an interview with Dan Castanella, Homer's voice was suppose to sound like Walter Matthau in the shorts, but once The Simpsons became its own series, it morphed into the Homer we know today.
 Gomi Day: that looks like bart from when the simpsons were a short on the tracey ullman show! i used to watch that, all the time. also, i am old.
 Greifer: hey bort wassup
 eider: Just like Bart!
Image 205078   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
527
 
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay Thanks for the warning! I googled for "bald beautiful people" instead and ... oh dear ...
 VeeKay: Don't google Sphynx Cat with safe search off. Just saying.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE, EVEN THOSE WHO ARE SECRETLY GODS OF DESTRUCTION.
 Not A Bot: poop on it
 sparename: "Shhh, I'm sphinking.."
Image 205077   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
482
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Sauron's summer property
Image 205076   09-22-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
217
 
 Donut: You sure the demon isn't German and he's just denying its existence?
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 He's probably the random color generator.
 Zampano: oh man, don't tell me about random. once lost $200 playing roulette because, "what are the odds it could come up red a fifth time in a row"
 jazzjunkie: According to a friend of mine who designs RNGs, there's at least one Intel chip with a test mode that outputs all nines.
 ASTER: @dangerkeith3000 Scott Adams is a dipshit.
 dangerkeith3000: Why'd he change color in the last panel?
Image 205075   09-22-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
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