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272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

272186  Mr Bleak: I remember this one! And I definately remember the "Rude Doom" mod as well ... that one got played quite a bit. :blush:

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.


272086 tib gubb: yikes

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 Zampano: oh, Celsius. I'm gonna take a wild guess at this question and say that if your temperature is 209 degrees Fahrenheit, you dead as a motherfucker...
Image 205084   09-22-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
 Mad Collager: @Prostata @Peter Pantsless Well, I know of at least one other who would agree.
 Prostata: Same with Aggro-gator
 Prostata: it's actually better without pants
 weed poop: I can wear dresses instead
 Mexico: That's a relief. I thought I was the only one.
Image 205083   09-22-17   Uploaded by    logan
Image 205082 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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 Haute and sweaty: Don't cry, you have nice forearms and granite counter tops. Consider buying better alcohol than seagrams and drinking less.
 grizzly: Been there.
 Ihminen: all around me are familiar darkness my old friend youknowthedrill
 Mr. Shine: This is SAD
Image 205081   09-22-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 gutwheat: Just voted to have less masculinity and competition in sport and more of this stuff.
 kazzy94: JUUUUST a little on the outside!
 savvoy: That shiko will shake the stadium
 Cami: Aaaaand the wind up...
 Zampano: we need more Japanese women baseball players
 wolfpk: She's gatting rather aggressive with the Ump. She must really disagree with his call.
 Mr. Shine: Wowsers!
 White Rice: @Side Boob it'll be at least .9c...there will be no survivors.
 Side Boob: I hope she can throw a 90+ MPH fastball after going through all that
Image 205080   09-22-17   Uploaded by    obboma
 PenguinBartender: Well shit, how am I supposed to leave a passive-aggressive note on THIS?
 Ihminen: rip bumblebee
Image 205079   09-22-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Shay: @Gomi Day That is correct sir. I remember in an interview with Dan Castanella, Homer's voice was suppose to sound like Walter Matthau in the shorts, but once The Simpsons became its own series, it morphed into the Homer we know today.
 Gomi Day: that looks like bart from when the simpsons were a short on the tracey ullman show! i used to watch that, all the time. also, i am old.
 Greifer: hey bort wassup
 eider: Just like Bart!
Image 205078   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Shay
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay Thanks for the warning! I googled for "bald beautiful people" instead and ... oh dear ...
 Gazden: Don't google Sphynx Cat with safe search off. Just saying.
 Not A Bot: poop on it
 sparename: "Shhh, I'm sphinking.."
Image 205077   09-22-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Dresdenkeogh: Sauron's summer property
Image 205076   09-22-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Donut: You sure the demon isn't German and he's just denying its existence?
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 He's probably the random color generator.
 Zampano: oh man, don't tell me about random. once lost $200 playing roulette because, "what are the odds it could come up red a fifth time in a row"
 jazzjunkie: According to a friend of mine who designs RNGs, there's at least one Intel chip with a test mode that outputs all nines.
 ASTER: @dangerkeith3000 Scott Adams is a dipshit.
 pleasing: Why'd he change color in the last panel?
Image 205075   09-22-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
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