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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



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Score:
251
 
 XLY: The future is now
 wolfpk: You would think resolution would be better in the future. Maybe it is part of the rebellion thing.
 Felicity: Whats that thing in front of her neck, with the three black circles?
 Robespierre: The Future is bleak, obviously.
 Sadbot: @Hippitus Hoppitus Yeah, the only thing that stops teenagers from having sex is being an awkward teenager
 Shay: Comic produced by: Jenny McCarthy
Image 205061   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
691
 
 piranharama: @Urn BooUrn Birk?
 Dresdenkeogh: *tinny Godzilla toy sfx *
 Annoying Vegan : So tiny there are no toofs!
 Robespierre: MicroBorkf is smol.
 t48: Insert mini noms here.
 Urn BooUrn: Very small bork.
Image 205060   09-22-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
425
 
 Not A Bot: The PowerPug Girl
 Ihminen: now feed me some moonpie right in my fucking mouth here comes to moon didudiduuu here comes the moon its moonface
 El hefe: Tax included if applicable?
 Felicity: @square44 I was referencing the fact that its round in shape :-)
 Butcherboy: moon pie.....what an age to be alive
 Warrax: Whoa. really makes u think
 square44: @Felicity close enough!
 Felicity: Rounded off
Image 205059   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
212
 
 El hefe: The big O...cean
 Felicity: Are those the hurricane-surfers?
 wolfpk: Who would have thought there would have been waves there?
Image 205058   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
117
 
 Winterneuro: @Prostata it doesnt matter. The person this was made for is color blind.
 Prostata: children's toys have gone to hell in a handbag, I tells ya
 Prostata: who fact checked this shit?
 Felicity: No horseshoes?
 Robespierre: (Where's Mean Gene Otterpop when you really need him?)
 Robespierre: @crunchymush It looks more like the legendary "squared circle" to me.
Image 205057   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
387
 
 Shay: I shat myself!
 Robespierre: If this is the Nostromo Edition, what are YOU doing with it?
Image 205056   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
178
 
 Mad Collager: @IM AN ASSHOLE Were you itching for the opportunity to make a comment like this?
 Ulillillia: Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you
 Felicity: ...Ghost to Ghost
 sparename: For cruising the Hershey Highway
 ThoughtlessGentleman: der schiezer bus is kommen! (venga boys remix)
Image 205055   09-22-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
458
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby @marxist @Ulillillia I heard Mr. Narwhal's voice from Elf.
 Prostata: helping bear
 Felicity: Aw, thanks, bear. I needed to hear that. :-)
 Wet farts: Hey listen. I know you're busy but I just wanted to tell you that you're an idiot ok?
 Ulillillia: @marxist I read it with a Russian accent
 a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.
 tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear
 DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice
Image 205054   09-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
219
 
 Hosebag: @tib gubb Hey, I'm a member of DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.
 square44: *syyyyp* mmmm, mathy
 tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.
Image 205053   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
278
 
 piranharama: Squirrel is peeing right NOW
 savvoy: Yeah, squirrels look all cute and fluffy but they have claws that sink right in to tree bark, and no compunction about using them to climb you
 Hosebag: @Felicity I'm completely serious, this was our first date. We met online. Our kids are now 16 and 14. :)
 Felicity: @Hosebag So thats how you met? :-)
 Hosebag: My now wife tried this. Squirrel jumped right on her face and sunk his chompers in. Be careful dude.
 Felicity: @wolfpk Because Canadian squirrels have black fur?
 wolfpk: That's clearly an American squirrel. (I let you figure out what I mean)
 Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.
Image 205052   09-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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