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210122  beyardo: I'm not sure he will ever actually leave Latvia.

209958  jazzjunkie: For how full the bottle is, pouring at that angle is going to get more Scotch on the table than in the shoe!

210118  WTF: Who do they think I am, the President?

209988  DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

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209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209988 DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210107 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

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Score:
251
 
 XLY: The future is now
 wolfpk: You would think resolution would be better in the future. Maybe it is part of the rebellion thing.
 Felicity: Whats that thing in front of her neck, with the three black circles?
 Robespierre: The Future is bleak, obviously.
 Sadbot: @Hippitus Hoppitus Yeah, the only thing that stops teenagers from having sex is being an awkward teenager
 Shay: Comic produced by: Jenny McCarthy
Image 205061   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
691
 
 piranharama: @Urn BooUrn Birk?
 Dresdenkeogh: *tinny Godzilla toy sfx *
 Annoying Vegan : So tiny there are no toofs!
 Robespierre: MicroBorkf is smol.
 t48: Insert mini noms here.
 Urn BooUrn: Very small bork.
Image 205060   09-22-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
425
 
 Not A Bot: The PowerPug Girl
 Ihminen: now feed me some moonpie right in my fucking mouth here comes to moon didudiduuu here comes the moon its moonface
 El hefe: Tax included if applicable?
 Felicity: @square44 I was referencing the fact that its round in shape :-)
 Butcherboy: moon pie.....what an age to be alive
 Warrax: Whoa. really makes u think
 square44: @Felicity close enough!
 Felicity: Rounded off
Image 205059   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
212
 
 El hefe: The big O...cean
 Felicity: Are those the hurricane-surfers?
 wolfpk: Who would have thought there would have been waves there?
Image 205058   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
117
 
 Winterneuro: @Prostata it doesnt matter. The person this was made for is color blind.
 Prostata: children's toys have gone to hell in a handbag, I tells ya
 Prostata: who fact checked this shit?
 Felicity: No horseshoes?
 Robespierre: (Where's Mean Gene Otterpop when you really need him?)
 Robespierre: @crunchymush It looks more like the legendary "squared circle" to me.
Image 205057   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
387
 
 Shay: I shat myself!
 Robespierre: If this is the Nostromo Edition, what are YOU doing with it?
Image 205056   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
178
 
 Mad Collager: @IM AN ASSHOLE Were you itching for the opportunity to make a comment like this?
 Ulillillia: Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you
 Felicity: ...Ghost to Ghost
 sparename: For cruising the Hershey Highway
 ThoughtlessGentleman: der schiezer bus is kommen! (venga boys remix)
Image 205055   09-22-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
458
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby @marxist @Ulillillia I heard Mr. Narwhal's voice from Elf.
 Prostata: helping bear
 Felicity: Aw, thanks, bear. I needed to hear that. :-)
 Wet farts: Hey listen. I know you're busy but I just wanted to tell you that you're an idiot ok?
 Ulillillia: @marxist I read it with a Russian accent
 a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.
 tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear
 DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice
Image 205054   09-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
219
 
 Hosebag: @tib gubb Hey, I'm a member of DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.
 square44: *syyyyp* mmmm, mathy
 tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.
Image 205053   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
278
 
 piranharama: Squirrel is peeing right NOW
 savvoy: Yeah, squirrels look all cute and fluffy but they have claws that sink right in to tree bark, and no compunction about using them to climb you
 Hosebag: @Felicity I'm completely serious, this was our first date. We met online. Our kids are now 16 and 14. :)
 Felicity: @Hosebag So thats how you met? :-)
 Hosebag: My now wife tried this. Squirrel jumped right on her face and sunk his chompers in. Be careful dude.
 Felicity: @wolfpk Because Canadian squirrels have black fur?
 wolfpk: That's clearly an American squirrel. (I let you figure out what I mean)
 Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.
Image 205052   09-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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