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238462  Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands

238461  itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.

238435  Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions

238460  Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme

238273  wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll

238454  tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes

238453  tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!

238457  Hyphae:, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?

238457  Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?

238393  UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.

238455  Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition

238438  UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.

238452  sparename: This spurs me on

238452  grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.

238454  sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!

238441  Hyphae: @Side Boob @DrinkMixMan when will they release ' Classic', you think?

238454  Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny

238427  Shay: Who's a good lawyer?

238449  Hyphae: Here's a tip: "Next time, get a STEM degree"

238423  Rev80: Mmmmmmm Forbidden Fondant

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238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

238410 Prostata: lol dongs

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
13. Taters: 1903 points
14. Christina: 1832 points
15. lavender: 1771 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby @marxist @Ulillillia I heard Mr. Narwhal's voice from Elf.
 Prostata: helping bear
 Felicity: Aw, thanks, bear. I needed to hear that. :-)
 Wet farts: Hey listen. I know you're busy but I just wanted to tell you that you're an idiot ok?
 Ulillillia: @marxist I read it with a Russian accent
 a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.
 tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear
 DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice
Image 205054   09-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 Hosebag: @tib gubb Hey, I'm a member of DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.
 square44: *syyyyp* mmmm, mathy
 tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.
Image 205053   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 piranharama: Squirrel is peeing right NOW
 savvoy: Yeah, squirrels look all cute and fluffy but they have claws that sink right in to tree bark, and no compunction about using them to climb you
 Hosebag: @Felicity I'm completely serious, this was our first date. We met online. Our kids are now 16 and 14. :)
 Felicity: @Hosebag So thats how you met? :-)
 Hosebag: My now wife tried this. Squirrel jumped right on her face and sunk his chompers in. Be careful dude.
 Felicity: @wolfpk Because Canadian squirrels have black fur?
 wolfpk: That's clearly an American squirrel. (I let you figure out what I mean)
 Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.
Image 205052   09-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 Robespierre: @t48 Does your dad say "Okeley Dokely" all the time as well?
 Robespierre: What; from OtterPops' limited edition "Abject Depression" series of flavours?
 Sadbot: @t48 If he wanted to take up locksmithing, it could be the Otter Pop and Locks
 t48: My dad wanted to open a business that sold exclusively Otter Pops and call it the Otterpopatorium.
Image 205051   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 205050 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by genius. You have brought shame on us, genius.
 DangitBobby: @Robespierre now that you mention it they look like Ninja's (from Die Antwoord) tats
 piranharama: I've heard of dudes that get a tattoo drawn by their kids every year. It's adorable and sweet af, though he looks like a family refrigerator.
 Felicity: Bonus rads if hes some kind of tough biker
 wolfpk: He was a sleep, the kids had sharpies, the rest is history.
 Robespierre: The King of Jailhouse Tattoos struts his stuff.
 El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats
 Mr Shifty: Good old Leigh Francis!
 Shay: He lets his kids do his tattoos.
 DangitBobby: Not enough dickbutts
Image 205049   09-22-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 Niels Bohr: @Robespierre you can tell Susan just isn't into it.
 Felicity: I will throw in a Rue McClanahan autographed butt-print if you stop using hyphens as em-dashes
 Not A Bot: what's interesting is that the person who wrote the caption assumed that because he's wearing a dress, he MUST be a girl
 Robespierre: Lazy Susan porn is weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli
Image 205048   09-22-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 DangitBobby: @square44 Independence Day needs moar dakka
 square44: Independence Day though? Go ahead and open up.
 Felicity: ...Spinning Mirrored Coffee Table, Spinning Round
 Shay: But what goes down, must come up?
 Air Biscuit: That license plate has a suspicious amount of 2s in it...
 DangitBobby: I'd guess Detroit, but I'm sure they gave up on PSAs decades ago.
Image 205047   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
 Felicity: Its for the cat, so they have somewhere to sit while they watch you poo
 Robespierre: The total package.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: love those bathroom conversations
Image 205046   09-22-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
 PenguinBartender: Yeah, it's best to steer clear of the Shakeys in Silent Hill.
 namaste: @Felicity lolol!
 Chest Rockwell: @canada This looks like the one in Renton, WA
 Felicity: So many things are rad about this. The cold grey weather (my favourite). The retro fonts and logo. The colours of the sign. The mention of pizza.
 a robot: God damn, I haven't seen a Shakey's since about 1993.....even as I kid I thought it was awful. Sub Chuck-E-Cheese even.
 Air Biscuit: Pizza massage!
 grizzly: @canada they do. Mostly in California and Hawai'i.
Image 205045   09-22-17   Uploaded by    burritos
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