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210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

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3. Dr Awkward
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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
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 piranharama: Squirrel is peeing right NOW
 savvoy: Yeah, squirrels look all cute and fluffy but they have claws that sink right in to tree bark, and no compunction about using them to climb you
 Hosebag: @Felicity I'm completely serious, this was our first date. We met online. Our kids are now 16 and 14. :)
 Felicity: @Hosebag So thats how you met? :-)
 Hosebag: My now wife tried this. Squirrel jumped right on her face and sunk his chompers in. Be careful dude.
 Felicity: @wolfpk Because Canadian squirrels have black fur?
 wolfpk: That's clearly an American squirrel. (I let you figure out what I mean)
 Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.
Image 205052   09-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @t48 Does your dad say "Okeley Dokely" all the time as well?
 Robespierre: What; from OtterPops' limited edition "Abject Depression" series of flavours?
 Sadbot: @t48 If he wanted to take up locksmithing, it could be the Otter Pop and Locks
 t48: My dad wanted to open a business that sold exclusively Otter Pops and call it the Otterpopatorium.
Image 205051   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 205050 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by genius. You have brought shame on us, genius.
Score:
486
 
 DangitBobby: @Robespierre now that you mention it they look like Ninja's (from Die Antwoord) tats
 piranharama: I've heard of dudes that get a tattoo drawn by their kids every year. It's adorable and sweet af, though he looks like a family refrigerator.
 Felicity: Bonus rads if hes some kind of tough biker
 wolfpk: He was a sleep, the kids had sharpies, the rest is history.
 Robespierre: The King of Jailhouse Tattoos struts his stuff.
 El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats
 Mr Shifty: Good old Leigh Francis!
 Shay: He lets his kids do his tattoos.
 DangitBobby: Not enough dickbutts
Image 205049   09-22-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
431
 
 Niels Bohr: @Robespierre you can tell Susan just isn't into it.
 Felicity: I will throw in a Rue McClanahan autographed butt-print if you stop using hyphens as em-dashes
 Not A Bot: what's interesting is that the person who wrote the caption assumed that because he's wearing a dress, he MUST be a girl
 Robespierre: Lazy Susan porn is weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli
Image 205048   09-22-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
240
 
 DangitBobby: @square44 Independence Day needs moar dakka
 square44: Independence Day though? Go ahead and open up.
 Felicity: ...Spinning Mirrored Coffee Table, Spinning Round
 Shay: But what goes down, must come up?
 Air Biscuit: That license plate has a suspicious amount of 2s in it...
 DangitBobby: I'd guess Detroit, but I'm sure they gave up on PSAs decades ago.
Image 205047   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
230
 
 Felicity: Its for the cat, so they have somewhere to sit while they watch you poo
 Robespierre: The total package.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: love those bathroom conversations
Image 205046   09-22-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
289
 
 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.
 PenguinBartender: Yeah, it's best to steer clear of the Shakeys in Silent Hill.
 namaste: @Felicity lolol!
 Chest Rockwell: @canada This looks like the one in Renton, WA
 Felicity: So many things are rad about this. The cold grey weather (my favourite). The retro fonts and logo. The colours of the sign. The mention of pizza.
 a robot: God damn, I haven't seen a Shakey's since about 1993.....even as I kid I thought it was awful. Sub Chuck-E-Cheese even.
 Air Biscuit: Pizza massage!
 grizzly: @canada they do. Mostly in California and Hawai'i.
Image 205045   09-22-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
186
 
 Felicity: Is it extra creme? It looks like potato chips
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron Hell yeah! For some Oreo freaks that is like the Holy Grail.
 WaffleIron: Eat it! EAT IT!
Image 205044   09-22-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
216
 
 Felicity: What ups, guy?
 Air Biscuit: @shwoarty prepare before they rise.
Image 205043   09-22-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
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