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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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Score:
470
 
 BILL DOOR: @Mr. Shine YOUR MAJESTY.
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, Sir!
 Whatever: The annual harvest of video games is looking good this year
 BILL DOOR: THE URBAN ORCHARD SHARES ITS BOUNTY.
 Mr. Shine: "Sometimes they just swarm like that. I think it has something to do with the weather?"
 UseYourName: "...and I drive the main road"
 Yurishiro: In my days we just had pigeons up there.
 ThatGuy: "Meanwhile, in [INSERT NATIVE COUNTRY]"
 eider: Can you hear me now?
Image 204946   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Fred fredson I see you, GURPS.
 Fred fredson: @Fred fredson anyone? If you get this please reply, otherwise I'll feel alone and unloved. I'll feel as neglected as the GURPS...
 Fred fredson: I developed a bad case of GURPS when I only had six sided dice in the house.
 Fred fredson: @nathan did you mean false negative? Or... Is pregnant a negative result? Like its a not pregnant test (fits with most common usage) Brings up that whole arguement, would you prefer this medical test to be certain of a negative but with a chance of a false positive or vice-versa..?
 Whatever: Should've studied before taking that test
Image 204945   09-22-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
153
 
 Yurishiro: Rock your body gurl
Image 204944   09-22-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
306
 
 Zampano: Is that a dude's leg?
 Ihminen: I used to have a set of earbuds i would waggle around when playing with my friend's kitten... well over a month then went by and i saw the kitty again and those same headphones just happened to be hanging out slightly from my pocket and before i knew it the kitty had jumped up to my leg and reaching out to that cord lol
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 charlemagne: dad? dad? what are you doing in there? I can hear meowing
 Yurishiro: I wish I hadn't seen the underwear...for a number of reasons.
 Catcat: "Can I have this moment to talk about your ugly toes? Meow!"
 apoxia: That kitten is wearing a top.
Image 204943   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
243
 
 Annoying Vegan : Got any giggles?
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro for a price.
 Yurishiro: I guess he DOES give a shit.
Image 204942   09-22-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
355
 
 Backhand: you got me @UseYourName
 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?
 cenecia: "They called me an idiot... and they were right. This was a really bad idea."
 Side Boob: Do you want a fire? Because this is how you get fire!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Instructions unclear: poured water in toaster. On a related note: hospital food is awful.
 UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess
 UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?
 Air Biscuit: You still have to add water or it wont boil.
Image 204941   09-22-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
219
 
 sparename: " # One man went to mow, Went to mow down zebras.. # "
Image 204940   09-22-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
361
 
 trelyate: this also made me lose the game
 Greifer: game over man, game over
 Skaalar: @AFanOfSprite Oh snap!
 NoRagrets: Shit.
 Yurishiro: I lost :(
Image 204939   09-22-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
453
 
 PenguinBartender: *echoing meow*
 Ihminen: "if i fits i-nnnigh oh no"
 BILL DOOR: SOMEONE TIPPED OVER A PERFECTLY FINE JAR OF CAT-JUICE.
 Yurishiro: Eyeballs pressed against glass really terrify me.
 Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).
 Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.
 Butcherboy: Sighs and slowly grabs hammer
 Derp Herpigan: I have made a terrible mistake.
Image 204938   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
399
 
 jazzjunkie: Pumpkin pies are nice.
 BILL DOOR: @apoxia I PREFER YOUR PUMPKINS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE MUCH TOO SHOWY.
 apoxia: In my country pumpkin spice doesn't exist. Our pumpkins here are grey skinned. Not quite so cheery.
 Sadbot: Like you can't buy nutmeg year round
Image 204937   09-22-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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