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210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Score:
470
 
 BILL DOOR: @Mr. Shine YOUR MAJESTY.
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, Sir!
 Whatever: The annual harvest of video games is looking good this year
 BILL DOOR: THE URBAN ORCHARD SHARES ITS BOUNTY.
 Mr. Shine: "Sometimes they just swarm like that. I think it has something to do with the weather?"
 UseYourName: "...and I drive the main road"
 Yurishiro: In my days we just had pigeons up there.
 ThatGuy: "Meanwhile, in [INSERT NATIVE COUNTRY]"
 eider: Can you hear me now?
Image 204946   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Fred fredson I see you, GURPS.
 Fred fredson: @Fred fredson anyone? If you get this please reply, otherwise I'll feel alone and unloved. I'll feel as neglected as the GURPS...
 Fred fredson: I developed a bad case of GURPS when I only had six sided dice in the house.
 Fred fredson: @nathan did you mean false negative? Or... Is pregnant a negative result? Like its a not pregnant test (fits with most common usage) Brings up that whole arguement, would you prefer this medical test to be certain of a negative but with a chance of a false positive or vice-versa..?
 Whatever: Should've studied before taking that test
Image 204945   09-22-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
153
 
 Yurishiro: Rock your body gurl
Image 204944   09-22-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
306
 
 Zampano: Is that a dude's leg?
 Ihminen: I used to have a set of earbuds i would waggle around when playing with my friend's kitten... well over a month then went by and i saw the kitty again and those same headphones just happened to be hanging out slightly from my pocket and before i knew it the kitty had jumped up to my leg and reaching out to that cord lol
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 charlemagne: dad? dad? what are you doing in there? I can hear meowing
 Yurishiro: I wish I hadn't seen the underwear...for a number of reasons.
 Catcat: "Can I have this moment to talk about your ugly toes? Meow!"
 apoxia: That kitten is wearing a top.
Image 204943   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
243
 
 Annoying Vegan : Got any giggles?
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro for a price.
 Yurishiro: I guess he DOES give a shit.
Image 204942   09-22-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
355
 
 Backhand: you got me @UseYourName
 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?
 cenecia: "They called me an idiot... and they were right. This was a really bad idea."
 Side Boob: Do you want a fire? Because this is how you get fire!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Instructions unclear: poured water in toaster. On a related note: hospital food is awful.
 UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess
 UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?
 Air Biscuit: You still have to add water or it wont boil.
Image 204941   09-22-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
219
 
 sparename: " # One man went to mow, Went to mow down zebras.. # "
Image 204940   09-22-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
361
 
 trelyate: this also made me lose the game
 Greifer: game over man, game over
 Skaalar: @AFanOfSprite Oh snap!
 NoRagrets: Shit.
 Yurishiro: I lost :(
Image 204939   09-22-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
453
 
 PenguinBartender: *echoing meow*
 Ihminen: "if i fits i-nnnigh oh no"
 BILL DOOR: SOMEONE TIPPED OVER A PERFECTLY FINE JAR OF CAT-JUICE.
 Yurishiro: Eyeballs pressed against glass really terrify me.
 Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).
 Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.
 Butcherboy: Sighs and slowly grabs hammer
 Derp Herpigan: I have made a terrible mistake.
Image 204938   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
399
 
 jazzjunkie: Pumpkin pies are nice.
 BILL DOOR: @apoxia I PREFER YOUR PUMPKINS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE MUCH TOO SHOWY.
 apoxia: In my country pumpkin spice doesn't exist. Our pumpkins here are grey skinned. Not quite so cheery.
 Sadbot: Like you can't buy nutmeg year round
Image 204937   09-22-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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