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258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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Score:
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 BILL DOOR: @Mr. Shine YOUR MAJESTY.
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR Welcome back, Sir!
 Whatever: The annual harvest of video games is looking good this year
 BILL DOOR: THE URBAN ORCHARD SHARES ITS BOUNTY.
 Mr. Shine: "Sometimes they just swarm like that. I think it has something to do with the weather?"
 UseYourName: "...and I drive the main road"
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: In my days we just had pigeons up there.
 ThatGuy: "Meanwhile, in [INSERT NATIVE COUNTRY]"
 eider: Can you hear me now?
Image 204946   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
447
 
 Mr. Shine: @Fred fredson I see you, GURPS.
 Fred fredson: @Fred fredson anyone? If you get this please reply, otherwise I'll feel alone and unloved. I'll feel as neglected as the GURPS...
 Fred fredson: I developed a bad case of GURPS when I only had six sided dice in the house.
 Fred fredson: @nathan did you mean false negative? Or... Is pregnant a negative result? Like its a not pregnant test (fits with most common usage) Brings up that whole arguement, would you prefer this medical test to be certain of a negative but with a chance of a false positive or vice-versa..?
 Whatever: Should've studied before taking that test
Image 204945   09-22-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
153
 
 male anon: Rock your body gurl
Image 204944   09-22-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
328
 
 Zampano: Is that a dude's leg?
 Ihminen: I used to have a set of earbuds i would waggle around when playing with my friend's kitten... well over a month then went by and i saw the kitty again and those same headphones just happened to be hanging out slightly from my pocket and before i knew it the kitty had jumped up to my leg and reaching out to that cord lol
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 charlemagne: dad? dad? what are you doing in there? I can hear meowing
 Beer 30: I wish I hadn't seen the underwear...for a number of reasons.
 Catcat: "Can I have this moment to talk about your ugly toes? Meow!"
 apoxia: That kitten is wearing a top.
Image 204943   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
243
 
 Annoying Vegan : Got any giggles?
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro for a price.
 macrocosm: I guess he DOES give a shit.
Image 204942   09-22-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
355
 
 Backhand: you got me @UseYourName
 Oober: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?
 cenecia: "They called me an idiot... and they were right. This was a really bad idea."
 Side Boob: Do you want a fire? Because this is how you get fire!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Instructions unclear: poured water in toaster. On a related note: hospital food is awful.
 UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess
 UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?
 Air Biscuit: You still have to add water or it wont boil.
Image 204941   09-22-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
219
 
 sparename: " # One man went to mow, Went to mow down zebras.. # "
Image 204940   09-22-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
361
 
 trelyate: this also made me lose the game
 Greifer: game over man, game over
 Skaalar: @AFanOfSprite Oh snap!
 NoRagrets: Shit.
 trumpet: I lost :(
Image 204939   09-22-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
453
 
 PenguinBartender: *echoing meow*
 Ihminen: "if i fits i-nnnigh oh no"
 BILL DOOR: SOMEONE TIPPED OVER A PERFECTLY FINE JAR OF CAT-JUICE.
 melted plastic: Eyeballs pressed against glass really terrify me.
 Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).
 Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.
 Butcherboy: Sighs and slowly grabs hammer
 Derp Herpigan: I have made a terrible mistake.
Image 204938   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
399
 
 jazzjunkie: Pumpkin pies are nice.
 BILL DOOR: @apoxia I PREFER YOUR PUMPKINS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE MUCH TOO SHOWY.
 apoxia: In my country pumpkin spice doesn't exist. Our pumpkins here are grey skinned. Not quite so cheery.
 Sadbot: Like you can't buy nutmeg year round
Image 204937   09-22-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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