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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Knice
6. Whatever
7. a robot
8. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
355
 
 Backhand: you got me @UseYourName
 Oober: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?
 cenecia: "They called me an idiot... and they were right. This was a really bad idea."
 Side Boob: Do you want a fire? Because this is how you get fire!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Instructions unclear: poured water in toaster. On a related note: hospital food is awful.
 UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess
 UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?
 Air Biscuit: You still have to add water or it wont boil.
Image 204941   09-22-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
219
 
 sparename: " # One man went to mow, Went to mow down zebras.. # "
Image 204940   09-22-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
361
 
 trelyate: this also made me lose the game
 Greifer: game over man, game over
 Skaalar: @AFanOfSprite Oh snap!
 NoRagrets: Shit.
 trumpet: I lost :(
Image 204939   09-22-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
453
 
 PenguinBartender: *echoing meow*
 Ihminen: "if i fits i-nnnigh oh no"
 BILL DOOR: SOMEONE TIPPED OVER A PERFECTLY FINE JAR OF CAT-JUICE.
 melted plastic: Eyeballs pressed against glass really terrify me.
 Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).
 Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.
 Butcherboy: Sighs and slowly grabs hammer
 Derp Herpigan: I have made a terrible mistake.
Image 204938   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
399
 
 jazzjunkie: Pumpkin pies are nice.
 BILL DOOR: @apoxia I PREFER YOUR PUMPKINS. THE ORANGE ONES ARE MUCH TOO SHOWY.
 apoxia: In my country pumpkin spice doesn't exist. Our pumpkins here are grey skinned. Not quite so cheery.
 Sadbot: Like you can't buy nutmeg year round
Image 204937   09-22-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
541
 
 edgarallendoh: Mus be Yow Mix.
 BILL DOOR: STOP TEASING THAT NICE CAT AND LET HIM HAVE HIS TREAT.
 apoxia: Is the cat's tongue avoiding the treat?
 wolfpk: Cat: Oh hell yeah!!
 DrinkMixMan: ...pumpkin spice cat treats...
 DrinkMixMan: ...pumpkin spice cat treats...
 Sadbot: Your cat appears to be dog-like
Image 204936   09-22-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
296
 
 digabigpig: "I understand you don't vape."
 Skaalar: @PenguinBartender "It's also why you feel very comfortable serving on a Klingon war vessel."
 PenguinBartender: "And after I grabbed her cigarette and slapped her, she hit me with her flowers, and that Ryker, is how mommy and daddy met.
 apoxia: How romantic.
Image 204935   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
143
 
 Air Biscuit: @redrex sometimes you have to travel with your laptop and wifi is unavailable.
 Cami: If you have to share a computer just create multiple user accounts!
 Cami: Remember the old gag of making a folder with an embarrassing name like this, taking a screen capture, deleting the folder, then setting the screen capture as wallpaper? The indestructible, unreadable folder!
 Cami: @redrex Porn in the days of dial up?
Image 204934   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
193
 
 gorilla: Is this the Krusty Krab?
 DrinkMixMan: @grace I don't remember that. Maybe I should collect myself in the Memory Room
Image 204933   09-22-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
272
 
 piranharama: NT news is great for fine journalism like this. It's a legitimate newspaper.
 PenguinBartender: ...But is the crocodile ok?
 Ronick: Fosters Australian for first aid
 DrinkMixMan: If it weren't for the metric measurement, could have been anyone's guess whether this was Florida or Australia
 Sadbot: @flying sheep It got me through a rough trip to Melbourne, but I had to switch to Tui for the NZ leg. Still sweet as first ad.
 Amy Housewine: *Florida Man
Image 204932   09-22-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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