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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

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 apoxia: And over in New Zealand...
 dobbiesdoogs: ah to be a kid again
Image 204931   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
156
 
 mrmaestro: Chumps.
 King Polly: Very 1992
 Ihminen: ah the new clothing line from james may has hit the stores
 Side Boob: You should only be allowed to purchase this shirt if you already have a harlequin VW
 Not A Bot: All doggers go to heaven
 apoxia: No way, it's discounted?
 drilldo: Nope.
 Butcherboy: @jochenau even a colorblind person would see that this makes no sense
 jochenau: It's great that you're hiring colorblind people but you should give them some indication as to which pieces go together.
 BavidDowie: Did someone wear this on FRIENDS?
Image 204930   09-22-17   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
313
 
 cenecia: Her sister SHOULD find a new group of ladies to hang out with, because this group sounds like a bunch of stuck up [word we don't use on this site]s.
 PenguinBartender: Not often its worth reading a text wall on friendly spaceship, but her response was pretty damn [sic] awesome.
 Prostata: @a robot love that show! I just wish they would get rid of Paula Poundstone. She removes the funny from the room every time.
 Sadbot: @a robot Mo Rocca or gtfo. I kid, Amy is always great. Though I do love listening to PJ O'Rourke almost come to the realization that he's more liberal than he thinks.
 Sadbot: I zoned out after "shopping excursion". I expect the tl;dr of it is "I'm a whiny jack off, here are my first world problems"
 a robot: "Amy Dickinson is usually fairly entertaining on 'Wait Wait Don't Tell Me' literally every week that the show is on," said the old person who unironically listens to NPR all the time in the car now.
Image 204929   09-22-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
117
 
 NFLitGirl: LOVE CATS
 ratwa: I saw that first as well @Sadbot!
 Sadbot: I want the shirt that implicitly confuses lead with food
Image 204928   09-21-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
634
 
 Urn BooUrn: Box of Love.
 Flarmie: I desire to pet all of those dogs on the head.
 a robot: @Jabberwikket Based on pups I can see, about 7.5 pup-tons. Unless there are more hidden pups. Still a pretty decent amount
 Jabberwikket: How many pup-tons of fun is that?
Image 204927   09-21-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
356
 
 annterland: I'm pretty sure that lady is my boss
 apoxia: What?
 sports: I'm not sure I get this
 a robot: @Flarmie That's....more information than I needed. But you do you, friend
 Flarmie: @a robot I do. I save it in jars and keep them in a storage unit like the voices instruct me to.
 a robot: Well I mean, do any of us have our shit together in life?
Image 204926   09-21-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
238
 
 tib gubb: *thanks a lot. jerk.
Image 204925   09-21-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
440
 
 huskyboy: Will somebody please answer the DOOR?
 BILL DOOR: I REMEMBER VISITING HIM. I TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS TIME TO GO, AND HE SAID HE HAD BEEN GONE FOR A LONG TIME.
 ChubbyBuddy: *whilst decomposing* these worms don't give me no respect
Image 204924   09-21-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
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 dad: Makes sense to me.
 BILL DOOR: I LIKE THE WAY THIS CAT APPARENTLY TALKS.
 wolfpk: I once had an American bull dog. One day he was in my back yard and a cat came in my yard. My dog went over to the cat and that cat went total psycho and scratched my dog. My dog would not have hurt it normally. My dog got pissed and grabbed the cat by the head and shook it to death.
 tib gubb: BACK OFF CANINE. I'M BIG!!
 duckfarts: THE DOG IS MADE OUT OF CUCUMBERS
Image 204923   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
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 Prostata: is that a champagne cork?
 Chest Rockwell: Clean your bathroom.
 apoxia: Hair dye day. The struggle is real.
 BavidDowie: Try the powerwasher, then the flamethrower.
 Whatever: Another Republican health care plan is delivered to its eagerly awaiting fanboys
 Annoying Vegan : Diva Cup is awesome, but there is a learning curve.
 Dreforian: Aw dangit dropped another scented candle.
 Butcherboy: First time with a straight razor?
Image 204922   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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