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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Knice
6. Whatever
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14118 points
 2. Laree: 6371 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3110 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2655 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2329 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
203
 
 Vinochet: your right or her right?
 apoxia: I'll take the one on the right (cooler hair).
 DrinkMixMan: I hope you sued that plastic surgeon!
 Mr. Shine: My eyes hurt!
 Annoying Vegan : Twins?
Image 204899   09-21-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
437
 
 Prumbo: @Ulillillia my sides hurt!
 sodamachine: HA! Eyes bigger than stomach.
 funny in the wall: Amateurs.
 Mr. Whiskers: Don't argue with those eyes, they're like way bigger
 Shay: The Residents have it their way, always.
 Ulillillia: anime eyes
Image 204898   09-21-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
187
 
 UnknownSample: Ow Ow Ow
 Shay: This final episode of Spongebob is quite heartbreaking.
Image 204897   09-21-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
252
 
 Tacorleone: "please be gentle"
 addend: (Fakes moans of pleasure.)
Image 204896   09-21-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
226
 
 doggggggie: 11. New clos for sketti baby
 ignatz: Uh, I'm going to restrain this spaghetti spoon with masking tape. You know, just in case..
Image 204895   09-21-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Image 204894 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buffalo. Boo, buffalo.
Score:
665
 
 WaffleIron: I had some great segfaults last night.
 Air Biscuit: Hmm. Better not be careful then.
 FabricMan: If that was done on purpose, it's f**king brilliant!
 Teechur: Misfortune cookie
Image 204893   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
479
 
 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?
 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you
 WaffleIron: This would make an excellent Indiana Jones trap
 Air Biscuit: Contact your plumber if electrocution lasts more than 4 hours.
 tib gubb: electricity leak
 BavidDowie: I think I need an adapter.
 Shay: Three Stooges go a plumbin'
 Greek Fire: I fuckin dare you to plug something in
 Ulillillia: When you overpay your hydro bill
Image 204892   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
123
 
 BFHoodrich: The guy on the right looks like the keyboardist for the Tubes
 Cami: I honestly don't care for the work of either.
Image 204891   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
215
 
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan Gag gifts/cards with siblings is the best. We send each other typewritten letters about stupid stuff.
 Annoying Vegan : I do this to my brother for his birthday, only with glitter-encrusted cards intended for toddler girls.
Image 204890   09-21-17   Uploaded by    shark
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