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238462  Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands

238461  itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.

238435  Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions

238460  Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme

238273  wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll

238454  tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes

238453  tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!

238457  Hyphae:, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?

238457  Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?

238393  UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.

238455  Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition

238438  UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.

238452  sparename: This spurs me on

238452  grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.

238454  sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!

238441  Hyphae: @Side Boob @DrinkMixMan when will they release ' Classic', you think?

238454  Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny

238427  Shay: Who's a good lawyer?

238449  Hyphae: Here's a tip: "Next time, get a STEM degree"

238423  Rev80: Mmmmmmm Forbidden Fondant

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238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

238410 Prostata: lol dongs

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
13. Taters: 1903 points
14. Christina: 1832 points
15. lavender: 1771 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wouldn't that have to be confiscated as the profits of crime?
 apoxia: How could this go wrong?
 Cami: @Cami 3) POST BAIL and keep change.
 Cami: 1) Commit crime 2) Turn self in for reward money 3) Keep the change 4) Repeat $$$$
 Felicity: He should be arrested, but he should also get the reward money
 square44: this is just depressing really
 Wet farts: Step one: commit crimes. Step two: call crime stoppers. Step three: ??? Step four: profit!
 charlemagne: I'll turn my shirt inside out and wear it backwards, then after I claim the money I'll put it right and walk out under their noses
 Warrax: They should pay him.
Image 204876   09-21-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.
 apoxia: Cactus muffins
 ignatz: Hedge fun
 Yurishiro: This is on the hedge of adorable
 BavidDowie: And a soft underbelly called the scrotum. By idiots.
 Teechur: Bake at 350 for how many minutes?
 Side Boob: Tribbles!
 Urn BooUrn: The things I go through for a crispy crust.
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 204875   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Air Biscuit: @well duh still does last i checked.
 well duh: I don't know if it still exists, but, a few years back, if you were a Sprint customer, and you texted a land line number, it would leave a voice message of the text on someone's answering machine (or talk to them if they answered) in a computer female voice. It could be quite hilarious; IIRC, if you texted "lol", it would laugh a robotic "hahaha!"
 Cami: Not a real blonde but acting like one.
 Felicity: The rotary phone might be part of it
Image 204874   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
 Felicity: Shake Weights?
 Sadbot: Rip that chunky cotton and hover in there like smooth operators
Image 204873   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Spazstatic: He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching all the selfies up
Image 204872   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Benana: This is a real thing that happens.
 Air Biscuit: What kind of soda bottle is this?
 Felicity: Baby Borg
 Sadbot: Remember this if you ever work around industrial machines, kid. It could be worse
Image 204871   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Yurishiro: That is a nice family of otherworldly demons
 Shay: *blows on image* Nope, cartridge still not working.
Image 204870   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Yurishiro: That is so amazing!
 Benana: real life memes
 Felicity: Swing your paws / from side to side
Image 204869   09-21-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.
 apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.
 LurkedMoar: Iron Man!
 Air Biscuit: @WTF *couch bag
 WTF: A Coach bag for $2.50? Alright, what's the angle?
 Cami: I stand by my product, madame. I'm not here today and gone tomorrow-YEAH! YOU'LL BE GONE BY 4!
 Yam: Isn't it ironic? Dont you think?
 sparename: " # Any, Any, Any old iron.. # "
 Robespierre: Like sand through the hourglass, so pass the items at the jumble sale...
 charlemagne: where it all comes from is a mystery, it's like the changing of the seasons or the tides of the sea
Image 204868   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
 Scoo: Instructions for later shitlordsing
 sparename: Where's Yazz?
 Greifer: the rapture is nigh
Image 204867   09-21-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
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