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267927  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Oh, fok ye, Aunt Roberta.

268807  Knice: Rusty Tool is my porn name.

268817  sparename: You say yes, I say no, You say stop and I say go go go, oh no, You say goodbye and I say hello

268686  wolfpk: I would think that would lead to public indecency charges, but I'm still in!

268809  Skinr: ROFLCOPTER

268808  Amy Housewine: Somebody should count the doots.

268811  Amy Housewine: Fight me you long-lunged bitch.

268812  Amy Housewine: @Knice I knew as soon as I saw it that someone in particular would like this one.

268699  wolfpk: What's the matter? What he said sounds mostly accurate. (I'm not sure about the sex parties in the Oval Office)

268806  FabricMan: "The Italian plumber is gone? Hooray!"

268772  FabricMan: @Felicity She's already been to rehab a few times

268736  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268800  Teechur: y ru so upside down?

268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wouldn't that have to be confiscated as the profits of crime?
 apoxia: How could this go wrong?
 Cami: @Cami 3) POST BAIL and keep change.
 Cami: 1) Commit crime 2) Turn self in for reward money 3) Keep the change 4) Repeat $$$$
 DJSnoopMike: He should be arrested, but he should also get the reward money
 square44: this is just depressing really
 Wet farts: Step one: commit crimes. Step two: call crime stoppers. Step three: ??? Step four: profit!
 charlemagne: I'll turn my shirt inside out and wear it backwards, then after I claim the money I'll put it right and walk out under their noses
 Warrax: They should pay him.
Image 204876   09-21-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
539
 
 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.
 apoxia: Cactus muffins
 Mentos Pormer: Hedge fun
 digabigpig: This is on the hedge of adorable
 BavidDowie: And a soft underbelly called the scrotum. By idiots.
 Teechur: Bake at 350 for how many minutes?
 Side Boob: Tribbles!
 Urn BooUrn: The things I go through for a crispy crust.
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 204875   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @well duh still does last i checked.
 well duh: I don't know if it still exists, but, a few years back, if you were a Sprint customer, and you texted a land line number, it would leave a voice message of the text on someone's answering machine (or talk to them if they answered) in a computer female voice. It could be quite hilarious; IIRC, if you texted "lol", it would laugh a robotic "hahaha!"
 Cami: Not a real blonde but acting like one.
 arctic fox: The rotary phone might be part of it
Image 204874   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
364
 
 Air Biscuit: @Murm Gungus DONT BUY THE KEY FOR THE BOX! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
 beckybecky: Shake Weights?
 Sadbot: Rip that chunky cotton and hover in there like smooth operators
Image 204873   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
429
 
 Spazstatic: He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching all the selfies up
Image 204872   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
399
 
 Benana: This is a real thing that happens.
 Air Biscuit: What kind of soda bottle is this?
 Beerarchy: Baby Borg
 Sadbot: Remember this if you ever work around industrial machines, kid. It could be worse
Image 204871   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
408
 
 meh: That is a nice family of otherworldly demons
 Shay: *blows on image* Nope, cartridge still not working.
Image 204870   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
528
 
 fishing: That is so amazing!
 Benana: real life memes
 Sydney: Swing your paws / from side to side
Image 204869   09-21-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
173
 
 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.
 apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.
 LurkedMoar: Iron Man!
 Air Biscuit: @WTF *couch bag
 WTF: A Coach bag for $2.50? Alright, what's the angle?
 Cami: I stand by my product, madame. I'm not here today and gone tomorrow-YEAH! YOU'LL BE GONE BY 4!
 Yam: Isn't it ironic? Dont you think?
 sparename: " # Any, Any, Any old iron.. # "
 Vault Dweller: Like sand through the hourglass, so pass the items at the jumble sale...
 charlemagne: where it all comes from is a mystery, it's like the changing of the seasons or the tides of the sea
Image 204868   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
358
 
 Scoo: Instructions for later shitlordsing
 sparename: Where's Yazz?
 Greifer: the rapture is nigh
Image 204867   09-21-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
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