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258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

258596  Greifer: @sporky 2020

258594  antipatterns: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. logan: 1414 points
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 Cami: @moogerator Approximately?
 moogerator: @Cami Exactly?
 Jack Daniels: I miss VHS
 Cami: Careful with that antique.
Image 204852   09-21-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
307
 
 eumoria: Squirrel is a strange name for a kid.
 Shay: Which squirrel? The one riding the tricycle?
Image 204851   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Image 204850 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. We'll pray for you, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
363
 
 drilldo: The look she's giving...It doesn't seem she wants you to give a fuck about what's around her. I might be a pig though.
 reply: @Mextreme Enchirito Dumb terminal off to the side.
 Not A Bot: They're certainly not visiting for the porridge.
 Borkf: I'd this some sort of hipster display which refreshes by printing out a new sheet every 20 seconds?
 Air Biscuit: "I question your secretarys qualifications. Where did you hire her again?"
 Urn BooUrn: @Mextreme Enchirito What @Prumbo said.
Image 204849   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
452
 
 Cami: @Borkf Fizzy drinks is an underappreciated discipline. Keep at it!
 Cami: @Borkf What's an X-men?
 Borkf: @Cami Ooo, like at the end of X-men?
 Borkf: @Yurishiro Sort of. If fizzy drinks are science, then yes.
 Cami: GE Signa LX
 Cami: @Borkf There are MRI safe wheel chairs.
 eradicator: @Borkf Are you a scientist?
 Cami: This is my superpower as well.
 my wheelhouse: I baffle myself the same way
 Borkf: Maybe don't leave that metal wheelchair next to the giant, superconducting electromagnet.
 sparename: DO ME NEXT! I'm just like him... I make poor, booze-addled life decisions and get involved with ladies of questionable sanity every time I'm nearly back on-track. I can't even remember which iteration of 'never again' I'm up to
 Ulillillia: After the study he went back to work in the Oval Office
Image 204848   09-21-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
419
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro No. No, I can't. I don't know what trouble it would get into if I didn't keep checking on it.
 Warren G Hardon: Boobies everywhere. Can a guy leave his junk alone for a day??
 sirgallium: You're only allowed to look for a second. Its like staring at the sun.
Image 204847   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
241
 
 ignatz: It's a trap!
 DangitBobby: No moose, but this pic is pretty fuckin Canadian.
 sparename: Challenged?
Image 204846   09-21-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Image 204845 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
Score:
238
 
 Pizza: After a while you get so bored you actually do your work.
 Air Biscuit: Wally is my spirit animal.
 Cami: I always found doing work easier than looking busy.
 Prostata: me every day
Image 204844   09-21-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
619
 
 durian: @a robot Nope, if youre going to the store, remember: we always need more cats
 NoOneImportant: i can has pancake?
 Not A Bot: golly, wonder why his only friend is imaginary
 a robot: @bug He/she is "cat.jazz" on Instagram. The interwebs can never have enough cats, obviously.
 bug: What is the story behind this cat? He approves of many meals.
 tib gubb: did the bunny put you up to this?
Image 204843   09-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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