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273041  Bob: @Teechur Once someone walked out of my house, and fell down the steps (they were fine). My indoor Doggo Lola took the opportunity to bolt outside as always. Then reconsidered and instead chose to assist the hooman. A great doggo.

273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
172
 
 jochenau: @Felicity That's why I take video of everything I watch on Netflix!
 Albo Grungus: Permanent local copy/physical media 4 lyfe
 theaquaman: Netflix is so 2015
 PenguinBartender: Do you even binge brah?
Image 204818   09-21-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
455
 
 Chinese Buffet: @Mr. Shine Forget about it - I write business contracts for a living!
 Mr. Shine: Eschew obfuscation!
 King Polly: Is this list from that Ed Subitzky article of the same name from NatLamp in the early '70s? Sounds about right.
 binglesnort: Hyperbole is worse than Hitler!
 FabricMan: You go ahead and end sentences with prepositions. Don't listen to these Latin-obsessesd grammar Nazis
 99.9 Percent: Superfluous might Just have become my favorite word ever
 Prostata: Genius
 Ulillillia: Department of Education funding cuts taking their toll
Image 204817   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
163
 
 Cami: Contemporary hobo signs.
 Shay: Seems legit.
 XLY: pokebong= thataway
 kornisjon: But don't tell anyone.
 WaffleIron: Does this count as a "private place" that I can legally consume marijuana products in come July 1st?
 nightmarez: Fuck the police.
Image 204816   09-21-17   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
496
 
 sirgallium: A glitch in the matrix
 Rembo Rompus: @Butcherboy Ha! I wondered before I scrolled down if someone would post that :-)
 Butcherboy: I'm seeing double. Four krustys!
 midgetcastle: @ignatz Sounds like a caption to a The Farside strip.
 ChubbyBuddy: whoa, both of the boxes are red
 White Rice: ...IN STEREO!
 nightmarez: Separated at birth, the Brocklehirst twins both returned their overdue copies of 'the Parent Trap' at exactly the same moment
Image 204815   09-21-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
259
 
 Mr. Shine: High Score!
 Air Biscuit: The central scrutinizer strikes again.
 Mexico: "My only regret is that I didn't commit more crimes."
 Amy Housewine: Ah, Florida Man. When will he learn.
 tina: Oh shit.
 gulpeg: I have nothing to say so a comment would be useless.
 manlyman: Everything is illegal, but especially underlining the underlining
 Mad Collager: What was he driving, a Virginia Ham?
Image 204814   09-21-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
333
 
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro she shouldent have put herself right in front of castle guy.
 Spazstatic: Don't be such a pawn.
 BoiledEggs: Classic castle guy.
Image 204813   09-21-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
397
 
 fanny: (let's pretend these parentheses are tiny leaves)
 Butcherboy: Fred perry for the win
 mrmrmr: Well, that's official.
Image 204812   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
330
 
 jochenau: Terrible ideas.jpg
 brutal: Ok DM all is forgiven..
 donhomero: GA-SHPLUCT!
Image 204811   09-21-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Chaotic Asshole?
 Mr. Shine: Fair enough
 Warrax: Scorched earth
 Taters: Good.
 Soaps Pierre: Lawful evil.
Image 204810   09-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
125
 
 jochenau: More proof that professors live in their own private worlds.
 WaffleIron: information, food and mountains are all still there at 12:30
 Rent A Dog: Sleep. Sleep always. Sleep forever
 Ulillillia: True; I just didn't go on the ski trip.
 fanny: Most likely i will choose sleep late for all three decisions.
 FabricMan: Study for a test, or be a Viking?
 ChubbyBuddy: sleep is better than skiing and learning and your breakfast will still be there at ten thirty
Image 204809   09-21-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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