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210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

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210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)



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Score:
369
 
 Felicity: True
 Not A Bot: Ah, the Friendly Dentist is also my favorite masturbatory position.
 Prostata: too honest
 piranharama: I like Limohorn
Image 204680   09-20-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
101
 
 Yurishiro: @a robot It's fucking shit
 a robot: What the fuck is this shit
 dobbiesdoogs: how do you do fellow kids
 Gomi Day: life is unjust and cruel
 Shay: Image hidden in 5...4...3...
 Knice: The Lascaux cave paintings of our day.
Image 204679   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
462
 
 DarkTeddy: This seems wasteful
 tib gubb: that is... actually kind of a great idea!
 Knice: Skymall has come a long way...
Image 204678   09-20-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
187
 
 kornisjon: @mrd0t Bamboozled again
 mrd0t: You thought it was dramamine, but it was actually LSD.
Image 204677   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
769
 
 Yurishiro: Dear? A cat Just came out of the drain
 Mr. Whiskers: melM
 Air Biscuit: That cat must have the neck of an owl.
 Urn BooUrn: That tiny cow is very thirsty.
Image 204676   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you baby. Shakin' that ass ...
 Yurishiro: He got eys for donk alright
 mrd0t: You could say that he was an ass man.
 UnknownSample: The passion of the donkey
 piranharama: Tell Captain Sisko that Changelings have a passion for donkeys.
 Shay: Thinkin about Thos Asses.
 Warrax: More like a pASSion for ASSes, ammirite?
Image 204675   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
351
 
 Felicity: Rad because of retro ad with retro art and font but disagree with statement
 Yurishiro: Great Hera!
 Ulillillia: I heard it through the grapevine
 Warrax: @Scoo Managed to convince my daughter that broccoli tasted good up until she was about 10 years old. She eventually got wise to the scam and hasn't touched the stuff since.
 Scoo: My daughter puts raisins on literally everything
 Niels Bohr: Just raisin awareness.
 Teechur: Baked beans with raisins? None more flatulent!
 Spazstatic: Hearty love meals raisins
 Annoying Vegan : Raisins are for cinnamon rolls.
 Warrax: Nobody loves raisins.
 Ihminen: raisins on a cheeseburger.... i'm gonna need therapy now
 Haute and sweaty: Paid for by the California Raisin Council.
 petepuma: It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
 Flarmie: "Love Raisins" is my exotic dancing name.
Image 204674   09-20-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
307
 
 jazzjunkie: WHARRGARBL!!!
 Teechur: Thanks! You've got great hera, too! Love the tiara.
 Knice: HOOOYAAARGH!!
 Shay: "Great? Nah, that's too nice of you, but I'm just Good"
 piranharama: Why not Zoidberg?
Image 204673   09-20-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
574
 
 Urn BooUrn: Jealous of that kid. I want to ride a pug.
Image 204672   09-20-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
488
 
 Side Boob: Scallops are scary
 grizzly: Feed me, Seamour!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wu tang clam
 sparename: Sentient pan-scrubs are coming to get you
Image 204671   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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