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258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

258596  Greifer: @sporky 2020

258594  antipatterns: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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 Ulillillia: Very young.
 WaffleIron: He solves... practical problems.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur comments make everything less awkward.
 Teechur: Yes, things did get weird.
 WTF: Jim Gaffigan?
 elmstreet: Grand prize to the funniest mom ever here fellas.
Image 204667   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
722
 
 Borkf: And yet everyone gives me funny looks when I go out in my leotard made of zip disks.
 jochenau: The Queen of AOL.
 Prostata: shiney!
 Side Boob: Any woman that would wear that is OK by me!
 Butcherboy: DVD diva. DVD playa?
 sparename: Seedy
Image 204666   09-20-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
295
 
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Image 204665   09-20-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
302
 
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Mad Collager: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Magic Bullets: Captain's log...is multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
275
 
 Cyka: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 jazzjunkie: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 jazzjunkie: He seems nice.
 hajjpodge: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Warrax: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Dresdenkeogh: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Borkf: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 sparename: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 jochenau: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 night shift: Cool, lets chat! Wait...you didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 grizzly: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Sadbot: Me too, but hard pass!
 Gomi Day: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Gomi Day: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Ulillillia: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Wet farts: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
362
 
 deadwombat: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 BFHoodrich: im dead @Teechur
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Teechur: But now I can'tdle even.
 Annoying Vegan : Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
241
 
 WaffleIron: NOT TO A GAS STOVE FOR THE LOVE OF ARGGHHGHGGRRGRGBBBGBG.
 Teechur: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Image 204660 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. Boo, Baby Jesus.
Image 204659 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. Your image was bad, dirtstick.
Score:
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 Teechur: @El Barto Or not too chill. That is the question.
 El Barto: @Teechur Some might say "too chill".
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks for helping, doggo.
 Teechur: That doggo is totally chill.
 Gomi Day: move, goddamnit! .... sigh.. "good boy"
 sparename: Let freezing dogs lie
Image 204658   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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