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221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221496 E. HONDA: sikh outfit dude

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
515
 
 a robot: Five million ounces is 39,000 gallons. I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.
 Shay: Stay the hell away from G2 Gatorade then.
 DrinkMixMan: Looks like piss but tastes like shit? What kind of sorcery is this?
 dangerkeith3000: gatorpiss
 Air Biscuit: 5 million ounces? That sounds made up.
 Meow: might not actually be gatorade
Image 204619   09-20-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
138
 
 Robespierre: @Minnesotan I had Fryes like this. They were cognac brown. I was in college. It was the early '70s. End of story.
 UnknownSample: The takeover has begun.
 Minnesotan: I used to have that exact style/make of boot. Mine didn't hold up much better.
Image 204618   09-20-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
239
 
 Jabberwikket: Stop being so considerate & just key the car, like everyone else.
 Wet farts: Someone actually spent money making these
 Warrax: You suck at not getting pissed off at inconsequential things.
 Knice: I'm sure this changed a life: And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small car took just ONE space that day.
Image 204617   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
343
 
 dangerkeith3000: NOW KISS
 Robespierre: Alive With Pleasure!
 Ulillillia: It's Merry Christmas :(
Image 204616   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
135
 
 Robespierre: Honestly, Pirner looks better than this even these days, @dangerkeith3000. If you're actually curious, he's the sole remaining founding member still in Soul Asylum, and seems to be living in New Orleans these days.
 dangerkeith3000: I always wondered what happened to Dave Pirner
 Air Biscuit: @WTF and jfk
 Robespierre: @WTF You left out Andre the Giant. And Bobby Heenan.
 Shay: Jerry Lawler would like a word with Mr. Kaufman.
 WTF: Kurt Cobain, Andy Kaufman and Elvis are alive and living together in a small hamlet in Denmark.
Image 204615   09-20-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
196
 
 Mr Shifty: Get the Walmart manager to sign that kid into Walmart custody and remove him from his unfit parent. Train and indoctrinate him into the ways of the Mart.
 Robespierre: Wonder where the bar code is on that item.
Image 204614   09-20-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
642
 
 Not A Bot: I'd live in that.
 Robespierre: She doesn't look the least bit gruntled.
 Shay: Hi, welcome to A&W, can I take your stinkin' order?
 Mr Shifty: When dads attack!
 kornisjon: Genius.
Image 204613   09-20-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
332
 
 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"
 Yurishiro: Nobody Will say what they think. Me included. Ahem..wow! Pink ScarF! Cool!
 Teechur: @Robespierre RIP Walter Becker
 Robespierre: As was written in a Steely Dan song, "Take your big black cow / and get outta here"
 PenguinBartender: Am I turned on by this? Why am I turned on by this? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, IT'S JUST A SHAKE -- oh nevermind, I just want a shake. False alarm.
 Warrax: I guess she's in to fitness. Fitn'ess whole dessert down her gullet in one shot.
 a robot: @Knice But how can we be sure?! *gets out Voight-Kampff machine*
 WTF: Anyone who can pound a chocolate malt in a single gulp is a friend in my book.
 Mr. Shine: @Knice She seems fun.
 Knice: I think it's a person.
Image 204612   09-20-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
595
 
 Zukero: Fucking posuers
 Suburbanmom: Careful...We got a bad ass over here...
 Yurishiro: Try blade II
 dangerkeith3000: This picture just gets freaking funnier and funnier every time someone uploads it on here. /sarcasm
 Air Biscuit: Instructions unclear:turned pallet of boxes upside down.
 Robespierre: Flirtin' With Disaster, I'll tell you hwut.
 Wet farts: You know what the fuck I meant. -Box
 WTF: God I hope that's just facepaint and not a real tattoo.
 Mr. Shine: Can't you read?!
 Knice: You mother-fucker.
Image 204611   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
687
 
 piranharama: Long way from a mighty leopard dragging an antelope up a tree.
 Robespierre: Cat bites dog - pictures at 11.
 fanny: this is my spirit animal.
 grizzly: ...and the rest is history.
 Amy Housewine: Kitty version of the magic trick where you pull a string of hankerchiefs out of your mouth.
 Knice: I wonder how he feels inside.
 dangerkeith3000: how did that cat vomit up all those wieners?
Image 204610   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
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