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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1301 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
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matos uploaded 257522 (847 points)
Vanna uploaded 257094 (844 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
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 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
515
 
 a robot: Five million ounces is 39,000 gallons. I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.
 Shay: Stay the hell away from G2 Gatorade then.
 DrinkMixMan: Looks like piss but tastes like shit? What kind of sorcery is this?
 zoso: gatorpiss
 Air Biscuit: 5 million ounces? That sounds made up.
 Meow: might not actually be gatorade
Image 204619   09-20-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
138
 
 afroking: @Minnesotan I had Fryes like this. They were cognac brown. I was in college. It was the early '70s. End of story.
 UnknownSample: The takeover has begun.
 Minnesotan: I used to have that exact style/make of boot. Mine didn't hold up much better.
Image 204618   09-20-17   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
239
 
 Jabberwikket: Stop being so considerate & just key the car, like everyone else.
 Wet farts: Someone actually spent money making these
 Warrax: You suck at not getting pissed off at inconsequential things.
 Knice: I'm sure this changed a life: And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small car took just ONE space that day.
Image 204617   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
343
 
 fullofwind: NOW KISS
 Borm Pumpies: Alive With Pleasure!
 Ulillillia: It's Merry Christmas :(
Image 204616   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
135
 
 Watch Out: Honestly, Pirner looks better than this even these days, @dangerkeith3000. If you're actually curious, he's the sole remaining founding member still in Soul Asylum, and seems to be living in New Orleans these days.
 not i spy: I always wondered what happened to Dave Pirner
 Air Biscuit: @WTF and jfk
 grandma: @WTF You left out Andre the Giant. And Bobby Heenan.
 Shay: Jerry Lawler would like a word with Mr. Kaufman.
 WTF: Kurt Cobain, Andy Kaufman and Elvis are alive and living together in a small hamlet in Denmark.
Image 204615   09-20-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
196
 
 Mr Shifty: Get the Walmart manager to sign that kid into Walmart custody and remove him from his unfit parent. Train and indoctrinate him into the ways of the Mart.
 zip file: Wonder where the bar code is on that item.
Image 204614   09-20-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
642
 
 Not A Bot: I'd live in that.
 brown tony: She doesn't look the least bit gruntled.
 Shay: Hi, welcome to A&W, can I take your stinkin' order?
 Mr Shifty: When dads attack!
 kornisjon: Genius.
Image 204613   09-20-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
332
 
 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"
 kensin: Nobody Will say what they think. Me included. Ahem..wow! Pink ScarF! Cool!
 Teechur: @Robespierre RIP Walter Becker
 Slickbrew: As was written in a Steely Dan song, "Take your big black cow / and get outta here"
 PenguinBartender: Am I turned on by this? Why am I turned on by this? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, IT'S JUST A SHAKE -- oh nevermind, I just want a shake. False alarm.
 Warrax: I guess she's in to fitness. Fitn'ess whole dessert down her gullet in one shot.
 a robot: @Knice But how can we be sure?! *gets out Voight-Kampff machine*
 WTF: Anyone who can pound a chocolate malt in a single gulp is a friend in my book.
 Mr. Shine: @Knice She seems fun.
 Knice: I think it's a person.
Image 204612   09-20-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
595
 
 Zukero: Fucking posuers
 Suburbanmom: Careful...We got a bad ass over here...
 cannabis: Try blade II
 soccer: This picture just gets freaking funnier and funnier every time someone uploads it on here. /sarcasm
 Air Biscuit: Instructions unclear:turned pallet of boxes upside down.
 HairyNips: Flirtin' With Disaster, I'll tell you hwut.
 Wet farts: You know what the fuck I meant. -Box
 WTF: God I hope that's just facepaint and not a real tattoo.
 Mr. Shine: Can't you read?!
 Knice: You mother-fucker.
Image 204611   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
687
 
 piranharama: Long way from a mighty leopard dragging an antelope up a tree.
 caesar: Cat bites dog - pictures at 11.
 fanny: this is my spirit animal.
 grizzly: ...and the rest is history.
 Amy Housewine: Kitty version of the magic trick where you pull a string of hankerchiefs out of your mouth.
 Knice: I wonder how he feels inside.
 Stephen Milkmus: how did that cat vomit up all those wieners?
Image 204610   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mustyrats
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