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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

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 Shay: Senor Garfieldo
 petepuma: barfield
 Mr. Butt: Anyone have a link to the Etsy? Asking for a friend....
 Lantry: Father, I crave lasagna
Image 204385   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 nathan: @Air Biscuit No idea - it must have happened when I was on hiatus.
 Air Biscuit: @Robespierre didnt he/she/it/they(?) Get banned? Or at least threadened by the mods at some point?
 wolfskin: Where is @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN when you really need it? Probably off winning the InterWebs somewhere else, dammit.
 Christina: @Not A Bot La vie.
 tib gubb: in my language, that's called breakfast
 bug: I'll take two, please.
 Yam: "I may be vegan, but I know what people want"
 Not A Bot: C'est la vie.
 Knice: This kills (and sells) the chicken.
Image 204384   09-19-17   Uploaded by    p nut
 El Barto: Sale of chicken murder.
 Zampano: Directions: crack open six eggs and beat. Add fifteen raspberries. Insufflate one fat ass line of Ecuadorian cocaine. Throw raspberries/egg mixture in trash and be extremely high on blow. Chase people with whisk...
Image 204383   09-19-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 tib gubb: how is that not a fortress?
 bug: Whoa. Sweet minecraft graphics upgrade.
 El Barto: It's waterfalls all the way down. Which is how waterfalls usually do. You know, physics and shit.
 Teechur: Where's the house with all the balloons?
 WaffleIron: "Angel Falls is a waterfall in Venezuela. It is the world's highest uninterrupted waterfall, with a height of 979 meters (3,212 ft) and a plunge of 807 meters (2,648 ft). The waterfall drops over the edge of the Auyn-tepui mountain in the Canaima National Park"
Image 204382   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Air Biscuit: Swans float down there.
 trelyate: this snake is weird
 karmakat: WHAT THE!?
 tib gubb: caution, asshole birds.
 El Barto: They all float...
 PenguinBartender: Harmp, harmp, honk, harmp!
 hajjpodge: Personal responsibilities always come at you when they're least expected.
 Mr Shifty: God, swans are such dicks.
Image 204381   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 petepuma: furmaid
 tib gubb: when your dad finds out about the internet, but you wish he hadn't.
 fanny: he wants to put on a tail and sit by the sea? that's a rad in my book.
 huskyboy: @Cami No. Yuck.
 Cami: @Yurishiro The one with Ariel Castro?
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: It's a whole new world, Ariel.
 a robot: Live your dreams!
 lionstrong: @Knice I think I watched a different little mermaid.
 Knice: The years have not been kind to Ariel.
Image 204380   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 2Berries: Squad goals
 karmakat: three high...the guitar included hehe
 tib gubb: guys, when i look at this i miss getting really fucking stoned.
 jonz: *dog farts to the music*
 Knice: "So anyway, here's my wonderballs."
Image 204379   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 beckybecky: Goes great with cough pancakes
 Christina: @Dr Awkward Blood is better.
 El Barto: It'll make you cough your way to hospital with at least 1 fractured rib guarenteed.
 Niels Bohr: What, no morphine?
 Teechur: You might shake AFTER using, too.
 Dr Awkward: Pshh, no cocaine?!
 wolfpk: I tell you officer, all I have been drinking is cough syrup
 a robot: Kids love it!
 Knice: Feast up on a 71-gallon box o' blood roots.
Image 204378   09-19-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
 EH: If you stare into the abyss blah blah blah
 Cami: Some Poltergeist III shit is about to go down.
 hajjpodge: Stranger Things is going with an M. Night Shyamalan twist where next season the a house cat. And millions of people will be disappointed with lazy writing ruining a good series.
 PenguinBartender: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL (of this puddle)
 PenguinBartender: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL (of this puddle)
Image 204377   09-19-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
 kornisjon: Oh my god
 karmakat: CAN YOU BREATHE!
 tib gubb: white enough for ya out here?
 Mad Collager: Sonar pings intensify...
 FarmerWalk: Going snorkeling?
 LancesLeftNut: You bastards!
 Side Boob: Mmmr mrrmmrmm mrmmrrrm mmmrrrm!
 lavender: Kenny IRL
Image 204376   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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