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258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

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2. Robespierre
3. Scoo
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5. tib gubb
6. Mr Bleak
7. dangerkeith3000
8. VeeKay
9. Not A Bot
10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 258317 (752 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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 5. NotHuman: 2185 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1882 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
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14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. logan: 1414 points
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 wolfpk: Wait, what is the dino to the left doing?
 redmonkey3: PLEASE SUPPORT FRIENDLY SPACESHIP - or images like... whatever this is... will cease to be here / Also: dinosaur in back seems to be whizzing off display
Image 204350   09-19-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
428
 
 rustedpeace: "Googles How to grow pubes on fingers"
 Mad Collager: @WTF This may be the first hand that talks back when talked to.
 redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.
 WTF: "Let your fingers do the talking."
 Unstableton: God I hope not.
Image 204349   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
266
 
 hajjpodge: YOU'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
 Korrok: Legalize lizards.
 PenguinBartender: *shrugs* sure, I mean at this point what do we have to lose?
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy
 charlemagne: too late
Image 204348   09-19-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
585
 
 redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks
 confession: Di Caprio looking good.
 SurfNTurf: *Throws elaborate Poke-Ball and invites rich people*
 realjon: Maybe this version would be somewhat decent and worth reading
Image 204347   09-19-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
272
 
 The Man: come on @Not A Bot
 piratepom: Where's Evan Rachel Wood?
 Not A Bot: Emoji flavored snacks and iced desserts, it's the next big thing.
 Pingu IRL: I myself prefer J.W. Dant's Charcoal Perfected Straight Bourbon Whiskey which, oddly enough, is distilled in Evansville, Indiana. It puts me in the same space as Ol' Pard here, but is a much smoother ride along the way.
 Otterman: This sarsaparilla has angried up my blood!
 Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy
 redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!
 Liar tuck: Owlman has returned.
 piranharama: "Freeze all motor function."
Image 204346   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
705
 
 Bumbo Lungys: I can't tell which 'Horn that is, but it's clearly not the Krumhorn.
 mrwiffler: Time to mow the roof again.
 Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.
 Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.
 ignatz: Jaws Mountain
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round
 redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!
 namename: The shire is looking good.
Image 204345   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
352
 
 boxboxbox: lolllll @Otterman...
 Borp Mento: That's the best description of the current Executive Branch that I have seen yet.
 Otterman: Finally.
 redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract
 tib gubb: ah, so that's what happened
Image 204344   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
457
 
 jem: Nope ... no brain in THERE.
 charlemagne: I can see a soul!
 Ronick: Kill
 Ronick: Ones going in for the kiss the other is going in for the koll
 Teechur: Nope. Doesn't look like there's anything stuck in your buh-GOKker.
Image 204343   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
681
 
 t48: Statue picky about bumming cigs. Only smoke regulars.
Image 204342   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
293
 
 redmonkey3: This yoga position looks advanced
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - yet another reason i am the gay!
 Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.
 Side Boob: This explains a lot
 McMuff: @Mr. Shine Exactly.
 Mr. Shine: Ejaculating snake vaginas?
 Air Biscuit: Please no hi-5s.
 piranharama: Suck my head.
Image 204341   09-19-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
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