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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Knice
6. Whatever
7. a robot
8. Amy Housewine
9. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


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 6. Mr. Shine: 2655 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2329 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
428
 
 rustedpeace: "Googles How to grow pubes on fingers"
 Mad Collager: @WTF This may be the first hand that talks back when talked to.
 redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.
 WTF: "Let your fingers do the talking."
 Unstableton: God I hope not.
Image 204349   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
266
 
 hajjpodge: YOU'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
 Korrok: Legalize lizards.
 PenguinBartender: *shrugs* sure, I mean at this point what do we have to lose?
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy
 charlemagne: too late
Image 204348   09-19-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
585
 
 redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks
 confession: Di Caprio looking good.
 SurfNTurf: *Throws elaborate Poke-Ball and invites rich people*
 realjon: Maybe this version would be somewhat decent and worth reading
Image 204347   09-19-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
272
 
 The Man: come on @Not A Bot
 piratepom: Where's Evan Rachel Wood?
 Not A Bot: Emoji flavored snacks and iced desserts, it's the next big thing.
 Pingu IRL: I myself prefer J.W. Dant's Charcoal Perfected Straight Bourbon Whiskey which, oddly enough, is distilled in Evansville, Indiana. It puts me in the same space as Ol' Pard here, but is a much smoother ride along the way.
 Otterman: This sarsaparilla has angried up my blood!
 Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy
 redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!
 Liar tuck: Owlman has returned.
 piranharama: "Freeze all motor function."
Image 204346   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
705
 
 Bumbo Lungys: I can't tell which 'Horn that is, but it's clearly not the Krumhorn.
 mrwiffler: Time to mow the roof again.
 Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.
 Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.
 ignatz: Jaws Mountain
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round
 redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!
 namename: The shire is looking good.
Image 204345   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
352
 
 boxboxbox: lolllll @Otterman...
 Borp Mento: That's the best description of the current Executive Branch that I have seen yet.
 Otterman: Finally.
 redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract
 tib gubb: ah, so that's what happened
Image 204344   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
457
 
 jem: Nope ... no brain in THERE.
 charlemagne: I can see a soul!
 Ronick: Kill
 Ronick: Ones going in for the kiss the other is going in for the koll
 Teechur: Nope. Doesn't look like there's anything stuck in your buh-GOKker.
Image 204343   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
681
 
 t48: Statue picky about bumming cigs. Only smoke regulars.
Image 204342   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
293
 
 redmonkey3: This yoga position looks advanced
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - yet another reason i am the gay!
 Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.
 Side Boob: This explains a lot
 McMuff: @Mr. Shine Exactly.
 Mr. Shine: Ejaculating snake vaginas?
 Air Biscuit: Please no hi-5s.
 piranharama: Suck my head.
Image 204341   09-19-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
789
 
 Waffletron: @Mr. Shine We can't paint any pictures 'cause the moon has all our brushes..
 a robot: Dubya looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands
 tib gubb: have you ever been a former POTUS... on weed?
 Mr. Shine: He's hiding in the Bushes.
 t48: Spicer greying out fast.
 140bpm: Make this man president again.
Image 204340   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
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