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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
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Score:
705
 
 Robespierre: I can't tell which 'Horn that is, but it's clearly not the Krumhorn.
 mrwiffler: Time to mow the roof again.
 Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.
 Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.
 ignatz: Jaws Mountain
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round
 redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!
 Yurishiro: The shire is looking good.
Image 204345   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
352
 
 boxboxbox: lolllll @Otterman...
 Robespierre: That's the best description of the current Executive Branch that I have seen yet.
 Otterman: Finally.
 redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract
 tib gubb: ah, so that's what happened
Image 204344   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
457
 
 Robespierre: Nope ... no brain in THERE.
 charlemagne: I can see a soul!
 Ronick: Kill
 Ronick: Ones going in for the kiss the other is going in for the koll
 Teechur: Nope. Doesn't look like there's anything stuck in your buh-GOKker.
Image 204343   09-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
681
 
 t48: Statue picky about bumming cigs. Only smoke regulars.
Image 204342   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
293
 
 redmonkey3: This yoga position looks advanced
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - yet another reason i am the gay!
 Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.
 Side Boob: This explains a lot
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Shine Exactly.
 Mr. Shine: Ejaculating snake vaginas?
 Air Biscuit: Please no hi-5s.
 piranharama: Suck my head.
Image 204341   09-19-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
789
 
 Waffletron: @Mr. Shine We can't paint any pictures 'cause the moon has all our brushes..
 a robot: Dubya looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands
 tib gubb: have you ever been a former POTUS... on weed?
 Mr. Shine: He's hiding in the Bushes.
 t48: Spicer greying out fast.
 Yurishiro: Make this man president again.
Image 204340   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
340
 
 bug: *porn flakes
 redmonkey3: School sends Jr. home again
Image 204339   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
337
 
 Waffletron: @Waffletron see I can't even commit to a closed set of inverted commas, what hope is there for me?
 Waffletron: Rad for 'I wish I committed to that thing back when I was doing that thing, and it was a thing and I was young enough to commit to a thing. Anything... Instead I smoked weed and shot up speed...
 Felicity: Kevin MacDonald has an expression that says: Not bad!
 redmonkey3: Pads ? Helmet ? What, do you think yr going to fail - bad mindset bud
 Skinr: This is one of the tricks I always bail on in the Tony Hawk games, since I can't tell how far the board has rotated.
Image 204338   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
378
 
 Waffletron: Getitoff-getitoff-getitoff...
 wolfpk: I still can't see it. Do I need binoculars?
 dangerkeith3000: Suck My Head
 Science: "C'mon, mom! I told you I wasn't hiding that corn dog!"
 redmonkey3: "Oh, dear, someone forgot to feed their mascot enough bandwidth"
 Spazstatic: That's not a lamprey!
 Air Biscuit: "Oh dear"
 kornisjon: He was in the pool!
Image 204337   09-19-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
398
 
 redmonkey3: I like Paul - he seems like a being who would help feed our beloved mascot; MAYBE even donate his work crafts to a "Feed Mascot" auction: be like Paul!
 Yurishiro: Modern jobs...
Image 204336   09-19-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
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