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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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10. caesar: 2062 points
11. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
12. Horp Lello: 2019 points
13. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
14. Taters: 1884 points
15. square44: 1796 points
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 Waffletron: @Mr. Shine We can't paint any pictures 'cause the moon has all our brushes..
 a robot: Dubya looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands
 tib gubb: have you ever been a former POTUS... on weed?
 Mr. Shine: He's hiding in the Bushes.
 t48: Spicer greying out fast.
 Yurishiro: Make this man president again.
Image 204340   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 bug: *porn flakes
 redmonkey3: School sends Jr. home again
Image 204339   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Waffletron: @Waffletron see I can't even commit to a closed set of inverted commas, what hope is there for me?
 Waffletron: Rad for 'I wish I committed to that thing back when I was doing that thing, and it was a thing and I was young enough to commit to a thing. Anything... Instead I smoked weed and shot up speed...
 Felicity: Kevin MacDonald has an expression that says: Not bad!
 redmonkey3: Pads ? Helmet ? What, do you think yr going to fail - bad mindset bud
 Skinr: This is one of the tricks I always bail on in the Tony Hawk games, since I can't tell how far the board has rotated.
Image 204338   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
 Waffletron: Getitoff-getitoff-getitoff...
 wolfpk: I still can't see it. Do I need binoculars?
 dangerkeith3000: Suck My Head
 Science: "C'mon, mom! I told you I wasn't hiding that corn dog!"
 redmonkey3: "Oh, dear, someone forgot to feed their mascot enough bandwidth"
 Spazstatic: That's not a lamprey!
 Air Biscuit: "Oh dear"
 kornisjon: He was in the pool!
Image 204337   09-19-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 redmonkey3: I like Paul - he seems like a being who would help feed our beloved mascot; MAYBE even donate his work crafts to a "Feed Mascot" auction: be like Paul!
 Yurishiro: Modern jobs...
Image 204336   09-19-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 antipatterns: @a robot The original appears to be the quickly forgotten hipster group "Crystal Castles." The swapped faces are your guess.
 El Barto: I can see each of your balls, but where is your ding dong?
 Felicity: Who are these people? Is the girl Stephen Harper?
 a robot: Just what the hell is this supposed to mean? Who are the original people and who are the faces that have been badly superimposed? This is so confusing it's making me angry.
Image 204335   09-19-17   Uploaded by    twisty
 Robespierre: I TOLD 'Zilla not to chow down on that habanero burrito!
 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Nice username/comment combo!
 DangitBobby: Toho did WTC
 Air Biscuit: My moneys on the guy flying his helicopter with one hand and firing his pistol out the window with the other. Dunno why, ive just got a good feeling about him.
Image 204334   09-19-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Robespierre: A glimpse inside Haring's washing machine on "agitate".
 SharkysMachine: Keith Haring is me spirit animal
Image 204333   09-19-17   Uploaded by    buds420
 Science: Jeffrey Tambor must have spent a lot of time in the makeup chair for this episode.
 Yurishiro: @Skinr REPLY
Image 204332   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
 El Barto: Holy shit, this is a fucking party!
 Cami: I imagine we just missed the ape version of the opening scenes of Ong Bak.
 Teechur: After building my banana tower, I'm ready for a nap in my banana hammock!
 Mr. Shine: Now I'm the king of the swingers/ a jungle VIP/
 Skinr: DK is dead! Long live Lanky Kong!
 piranharama: There can be only one
 tib gubb: there is no monkey of higher standing
 Dr Awkward: After all this time, I still forget about the switcherino. I blame alcohol.
 Dr Awkward: Who dares challenge KING OF APPLE MOUNTAIN?!?!?!?
Image 204331   09-19-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
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