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221261  Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.

221262  Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!

221262  Hosebag: @superfudge They've got lots of sluts in Vegas.

221179  jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.

221290  bug: CLeaning BAd

221278  Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.

221273  jochenau: Swan Lake

221180  pewdiepie: ...I'm not even trying anymore.

220766  Hosebag: @Flapdoodle That's gonna leave a mark.

221259  copunter: ... so they'll push back!

221180  sad face: What the fuck happened to the 70 and 80 degree readings?

221224  Robespierre: Northern Tier people: Soon...

221288  karmakat: FREAKING HORROR SHOW THERE!

221180  kensin: I absolutely do not get this reference.

221281  anonimos: $100 says they're from Calgary. Can't park or drive to save their life.

221287  Pizza: About the beer, I mean.

221287  Pizza: Well they have a point.

221282  Handyman: I thought they opened a Police Station in your town

221276  White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.

221266  Jeffrat: Yeah yeah size of a football pitch, but what is that in square bunnies? Why can't you tell me that? Why do you hate non-sport related units of measure?

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221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.



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Score:
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 Waffletron: @Mr. Shine We can't paint any pictures 'cause the moon has all our brushes..
 a robot: Dubya looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands
 tib gubb: have you ever been a former POTUS... on weed?
 Mr. Shine: He's hiding in the Bushes.
 t48: Spicer greying out fast.
 Yurishiro: Make this man president again.
Image 204340   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
340
 
 bug: *porn flakes
 redmonkey3: School sends Jr. home again
Image 204339   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
337
 
 Waffletron: @Waffletron see I can't even commit to a closed set of inverted commas, what hope is there for me?
 Waffletron: Rad for 'I wish I committed to that thing back when I was doing that thing, and it was a thing and I was young enough to commit to a thing. Anything... Instead I smoked weed and shot up speed...
 Felicity: Kevin MacDonald has an expression that says: Not bad!
 redmonkey3: Pads ? Helmet ? What, do you think yr going to fail - bad mindset bud
 Skinr: This is one of the tricks I always bail on in the Tony Hawk games, since I can't tell how far the board has rotated.
Image 204338   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
378
 
 Waffletron: Getitoff-getitoff-getitoff...
 wolfpk: I still can't see it. Do I need binoculars?
 dangerkeith3000: Suck My Head
 Science: "C'mon, mom! I told you I wasn't hiding that corn dog!"
 redmonkey3: "Oh, dear, someone forgot to feed their mascot enough bandwidth"
 Spazstatic: That's not a lamprey!
 Air Biscuit: "Oh dear"
 kornisjon: He was in the pool!
Image 204337   09-19-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
398
 
 redmonkey3: I like Paul - he seems like a being who would help feed our beloved mascot; MAYBE even donate his work crafts to a "Feed Mascot" auction: be like Paul!
 Yurishiro: Modern jobs...
Image 204336   09-19-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
150
 
 antipatterns: @a robot The original appears to be the quickly forgotten hipster group "Crystal Castles." The swapped faces are your guess.
 El Barto: I can see each of your balls, but where is your ding dong?
 Felicity: Who are these people? Is the girl Stephen Harper?
 a robot: Just what the hell is this supposed to mean? Who are the original people and who are the faces that have been badly superimposed? This is so confusing it's making me angry.
Image 204335   09-19-17   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
406
 
 Robespierre: I TOLD 'Zilla not to chow down on that habanero burrito!
 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Nice username/comment combo!
 DangitBobby: Toho did WTC
 Air Biscuit: My moneys on the guy flying his helicopter with one hand and firing his pistol out the window with the other. Dunno why, ive just got a good feeling about him.
 Skinr: RADIOACTIVE FIRE BREATH CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
Image 204334   09-19-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
130
 
 Robespierre: A glimpse inside Haring's washing machine on "agitate".
 SharkysMachine: Keith Haring is me spirit animal
Image 204333   09-19-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
310
 
 Science: Jeffrey Tambor must have spent a lot of time in the makeup chair for this episode.
 Yurishiro: @Skinr REPLY
 Skinr: UNFUNNY COMMENT
Image 204332   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
650
 
 El Barto: Holy shit, this is a fucking party!
 Cami: I imagine we just missed the ape version of the opening scenes of Ong Bak.
 Teechur: After building my banana tower, I'm ready for a nap in my banana hammock!
 Mr. Shine: Now I'm the king of the swingers/ a jungle VIP/
 Skinr: DK is dead! Long live Lanky Kong!
 piranharama: There can be only one
 tib gubb: there is no monkey of higher standing
 Dr Awkward: After all this time, I still forget about the switcherino. I blame alcohol.
 Dr Awkward: Who dares challenge KING OF APPLE MOUNTAIN?!?!?!?
Image 204331   09-19-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
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