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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

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 Jason Steak: The explanation I dont have a penis, its a she-wee doesnt sound much better
 Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)
 Knice: NG;VB
 kornisjon: @kornisjon Alright, I really need to remember to take out the h t t p when I link to things.
 kornisjon: For anyone who would like to read this without squinting:
 Jabberwikket: The ants find this hilarious.... but not for the story, just from cultural misunderstanding
 a robot: ts;dr
Image 204316   09-18-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 Austin: Austin, the aggronaut
 Mr Bleak: Yep, Bill the golfer and the fisherman - I'm not paying.
 AceOfSpades: Shock, the Monkey.
 Skinr: @Zampano I still haven't seen them, but I did get to see Duo de Twang's last show a few years ago.
 Whatever: Yeah, I label all my shirts so not only do I know they're mine, I know what to do when I'm wearing them...
 Zampano: @ThoughtlessGentleman i missed my Iowa show. Being broke sucks. Oh well, i have seen them live once shortly after green naugahyde was released.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Zampano and they're touring with CLUTCH?!
 Zampano: @Skinr excellent dude. Did you know PRIMUS has a new album due out Sept 29th? I for one cannot wait!
 Zampano: Mark: The 300lb pizza addicted Netflix binger
 Skinr: When I grow up, I want to be / One of the harvesters of the sea / I think before my days are done / I want to be a fisherman
 Ulillillia: Donald the Golfer
Image 204315   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 adeadcrab: @Ulillillia this.
 Amy Housewine: He wanted to go on Bullseye and win the boat.
 DrinkMixMan: I mean, he obviously can walk, so it's not like a treadmill is completely useless
 DrinkMixMan: Pretty sure he can still use those things
 Ulillillia: He can still exercise his left leg! Though I think most people just take the cash value of the prizes.
Image 204314   09-18-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Bob: Put that finger-gun away, please. You're scaring the children.
 sunset blues: Fingernails! How satirical!
Image 204313   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 El Barto: @Science Ditto.
 Science: I have none of these.
 kornisjon: I don't have kids but somehow that doesn't make this any easier.
 t48: D. None of the above.
 buffalo: It's a trap!
 E. HONDA: more like pick one imo
 Peter Pantsless: SE and N FTW
Image 204312   09-18-17   Uploaded by    god666
 El Barto: That's some fucking sick air, Pops.
 butt poop: Hover Honkey board looks promising.
 Science: Side note: I was going down a ski hill on a tube when I was a kid, and hit a mogul, then popped off the tube. I hit the ground, flat on my back, and it knocked the wind out of me. Years later, a chiropractor was looking at my xrays and asked if I had ever broken my back, because there were signs of it happening. I very much believe that I did some serious damage to my back that fateful day of sledding...
 Science: Shattered vertebrae in 3... 2... 1...
 Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"
 deeeeeeeez: cereal varnish...
 Jack Daniels: Aladdin is getting old and the rug...what happend??
 Whatever: That hover board is taking off
 Psymon: Grandpa's Meditation and Levitation training finally paid dividends on the slopes.
 Scoo: Yee. Haw.
Image 204311   09-18-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 dobbiesdoogs: look at that subtle off-white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it. oh my god, it even has a watermark
Image 204310   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 Jabberwikket: Cat VR tends to lean heavily on emotional storytelling
 Booty Kicker: Awwww
 BavidDowie: It's a trap!
 Skinr: Full of grace.
 El Barto: If you're going to cry, do it with Kleenex.
 White Male: xonooPl
 Scoo: He cat even
Image 204309   09-18-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 GoodSir: 16. Shock the monkey.
 kornisjon: I'll do 7.
 Jabberwikket: 15. Comedically misinterpret anything strangers present you with (radded at 3)
 Fullhouse: 14. Burp really loud in an underground parking lot.
 Whatever: 13. Pass gas to accelerate climate change
 Ulillillia: 12. Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
 Spazstatic: 11. Visit the friendliest of spaceships daily. Also donate.
Image 204308   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 El Barto: If you're going to cry, do it with Kleenex. Not tempered glass.
 Dr Awkward: Watch your temper, lady
Image 204307   09-18-17   Uploaded by    neutron
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