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210694  charmander: Mel's?

210694  WetWilly: Quick! Ask him to hold you.

210694  eradicator: Literally the most fabulous way to arrive anywhere. Look at his hair, for Christsake.

210593  EH: UNCLE!

210598  EH: Looks like there's gonna be more of them.

210694  drhilljack: he looks so awkward, almost frightened. most be disconcerting to know you're being stared at but having to ignore it.

210683  tib gubb: it's a conversation piece

210691  moogerator: Shouldn't the guy be saying, "soory"?

210691  chunk norris: Why doesn't that horse have front hooves?

210692  hoobleton: "my friend"

210133  Mr Bleak: @Christina Norway. It's part of "The Claws of The Dragon", near Senja, Norway.

210692  Unstableton: "Your friend"...

210666  zrj235: he was probably insured.

210143  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Nope, it's just you!

210609  zrj235: @jonz nice

210692  Nymphomania: Soooooo...why dont you just turn the handle and push it through?

210691  celtic: Inaccurate. Mountie should be riding a moose while fighting a polar bear

210691  pleasing: Ugh, yeah. I was at an auction and was squeezing by some people. An older man lifted his hand to fix his glasses or something and basically punched me in the face. My immediate reaction was to say sorry. Afterward I was telling my boyfriend what had happened and I was baffled by my response. Why did I apologize to him?! Too Canadian. He apologized too but still. Why did I immediately say sorry to

210674  Himesama: This guy fucks

210690  King Polly: Sadly, it has been factually proven that no one looks badass in a disposable poncho.

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210637 140bpm: Maybe 15, and several felonies.

210528 Felicity: Who are they dressed as?

210467 Felicity: The black hole approaches

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210559 Air Biscuit: Domesticated godzillas, being considerate of others, safely dispose of their fire breath.

210586 apoxia: @a robot Thanks for that. I was interested in his opinion of socialism.

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210563 Felicity: Undulant

210540 Felicity: Hmm. Try it the other way! Put the car on the couch

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 Felicity: The explanation I dont have a penis, its a she-wee doesnt sound much better
 Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)
 Knice: NG;VB
 kornisjon: @kornisjon Alright, I really need to remember to take out the h t t p when I link to things.
 kornisjon: For anyone who would like to read this without squinting:
 Jabberwikket: The ants find this hilarious.... but not for the story, just from cultural misunderstanding
 a robot: ts;dr
Image 204316   09-18-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 Austin: Austin, the aggronaut
 Mr Bleak: Yep, Bill the golfer and the fisherman - I'm not paying.
 Robespierre: Shock, the Monkey.
 Skinr: @Zampano I still haven't seen them, but I did get to see Duo de Twang's last show a few years ago.
 Whatever: Yeah, I label all my shirts so not only do I know they're mine, I know what to do when I'm wearing them...
 Zampano: @ThoughtlessGentleman i missed my Iowa show. Being broke sucks. Oh well, i have seen them live once shortly after green naugahyde was released.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Zampano and they're touring with CLUTCH?!
 Zampano: @Skinr excellent dude. Did you know PRIMUS has a new album due out Sept 29th? I for one cannot wait!
 Zampano: Mark: The 300lb pizza addicted Netflix binger
 Skinr: When I grow up, I want to be / One of the harvesters of the sea / I think before my days are done / I want to be a fisherman
 Ulillillia: Donald the Golfer
Image 204315   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia this.
 Amy Housewine: He wanted to go on Bullseye and win the boat.
 DrinkMixMan: I mean, he obviously can walk, so it's not like a treadmill is completely useless
 DrinkMixMan: Pretty sure he can still use those things
 Ulillillia: He can still exercise his left leg! Though I think most people just take the cash value of the prizes.
Image 204314   09-18-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Bob: Put that finger-gun away, please. You're scaring the children.
 Yurishiro: Fingernails! How satirical!
Image 204313   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 El Barto: @Science Ditto.
 Science: I have none of these.
 kornisjon: I don't have kids but somehow that doesn't make this any easier.
 t48: D. None of the above.
 Yurishiro: It's a trap!
 E. HONDA: more like pick one imo
 Peter Pantsless: SE and N FTW
Image 204312   09-18-17   Uploaded by    god666
 El Barto: That's some fucking sick air, Pops.
 Robespierre: Hover Honkey board looks promising.
 Science: Side note: I was going down a ski hill on a tube when I was a kid, and hit a mogul, then popped off the tube. I hit the ground, flat on my back, and it knocked the wind out of me. Years later, a chiropractor was looking at my xrays and asked if I had ever broken my back, because there were signs of it happening. I very much believe that I did some serious damage to my back that fateful day of sledding...
 Science: Shattered vertebrae in 3... 2... 1...
 Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"
 deeeeeeeez: cereal varnish...
 Yurishiro: Aladdin is getting old and the rug...what happend??
 Whatever: That hover board is taking off
 Psymon: Grandpa's Meditation and Levitation training finally paid dividends on the slopes.
 Scoo: Yee. Haw.
Image 204311   09-18-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 dobbiesdoogs: look at that subtle off-white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it. oh my god, it even has a watermark
Image 204310   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 Jabberwikket: Cat VR tends to lean heavily on emotional storytelling
 Yurishiro: Awwww
 BavidDowie: It's a trap!
 Skinr: Full of grace.
 El Barto: If you're going to cry, do it with Kleenex.
 Felicity: xonooPl
 Scoo: He cat even
Image 204309   09-18-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 Robespierre: 16. Shock the monkey.
 kornisjon: I'll do 7.
 Jabberwikket: 15. Comedically misinterpret anything strangers present you with (radded at 3)
 Yurishiro: 14. Burp really loud in an underground parking lot.
 Whatever: 13. Pass gas to accelerate climate change
 Ulillillia: 12. Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
 Spazstatic: 11. Visit the friendliest of spaceships daily. Also donate.
Image 204308   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 El Barto: If you're going to cry, do it with Kleenex. Not tempered glass.
 Dr Awkward: Watch your temper, lady
Image 204307   09-18-17   Uploaded by    neutron
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