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258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

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258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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 kornisjon: Pink squiggly line of approval
 redmonkey3: I wanna know about the wolf and the comet - a lot
 RainbowTornado: Tell me more about this ant attack poem of which you speak, little wise one
 Dr Awkward: Yeah, not an awesome song regardless
Image 203887   09-16-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Zampano: @Felicity nice
 SaltLick: @Zampano Paddy OFurniture
 toaster: And no one answered / Not even the chair
 illBilliam: "Hi, welcome. Please, do come in. Take a seat. No not there!"
 Zampano: My wife's grandmother is in a relationship with an African American fellow named Jeff, who prefers to be called "Chair" so i found this particularly funny. Before i knew his real name i used to joke he had a brother named "Table" and a cousin named "Patio Furniture"...
 qazwsx: Oh good Mr chair, you're here. You need to see those documents
 DangitBobby: Yikes its like spotting a boss monster in the distance before the fight starts
Image 203886   09-16-17   Uploaded by    runny999
 redmonkey3: As a tattooed person i needta know where this is on the person / like the work
 Not A Bot: Brings a whole new meaning to "hand job"
Image 203885   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 redmonkey3: "and the winning science fair project is"
 wordjones: Dont let Borat near your water shield
 Side Boob: Where does the dilithium go?
 Knice: Rad by definition, but you're going to want to steer clear of that glory hole.
Image 203884   09-16-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
 randomhobo: Pink borkf elevating leering to an artform.
 redmonkey3: "Greeen Acres is the place to be, Green Acres is the place for me!"
 Air Biscuit: Ive been to tiffanys. They dont serve food.
 Side Boob: Zsa Zsa was beautiful back in the day
Image 203883   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Dr Awkward: Needs more phonograph
Image 203882   09-16-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Image 203881 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hammy. Boo, hammy.
 Dr Awkward: Not as funny as Mom thinks
 El hefe: Not the reading rainbow I remember
 caitelyn: Not cool little bro.
Image 203880   09-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a spider plan: Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young are ready to rumble!
 claphands: Are you ready for this?
 Knice: Aight, let's do it! *throws down cardboard*
Image 203879   09-16-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 piranharama: @redmonkey3 Thanks, you rock! Though I don't think the author knows what the Millennium Falcon looks like.
 redmonkey3: @piranharama - gotcha!
 redmonkey3: Podgaric Monument, Podgaric Croatia…
 piranharama: Can someone tell me what and where this thing is? It's freakin badass!
 antipatterns: man those soviets knew how to make a landscape POP
 Vorm Gongo: Lady Gaga next concert?
Image 203878   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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