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268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

268585  Annoying Vegan : Dont treat me like potato

268511  a sedated moose: The "Grounds For Divorce" assortment.

268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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Score:
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 redmonkey3: Babyhead season opens tomorrow!
 Mr. Butt: Later, SaintLords!
Image 203378   09-14-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
620
 
 Catcat: *stealthmeow*
 kornisjon: I can hear the meow through the photo
 thecraftywolf: even though it was small, quiet and faint, this was the mlem heard around the world
Image 203377   09-14-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
370
 
 Rat-Butt: The horror...the horror
 Quackzy: If possible, I'd like to know the original text. Help?
 ptrain: This image has more Impact than most m-e-m-es
 San DoDo: Hi, my name's Jeff..
 morakdais: Sheesh, copy paste much?
Image 203376   09-14-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
234
 
 Zampano: worked in retail shoes once. i dreaded going in every fucking day. horribl horrible job
 Teechur: Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. All except for the cruel shoes.
 SlapDaddy72: and she still can't find shoes to match
 Air Biscuit: When they say "off the rack" they really mean buying shoes that are on the floor.
 kristy: @UltraBeverly I dunno - maybe if the shooz weren't pointed every which-way, they could very well fit. But we'll never, ever know.
 UltraBeverly: @Robespierre It would appear that there are far more shoes than racks. Shame on the store for a gross shopping experience. Although a bargain is a bargain...
 lizzz: American Shopper's Credo: I don't have to pick up my own mess - that's what The Help is for.
 El hefe: I quit
 Science: @NoRagrets: Right? Bunch of entitled slobs.
 Shay: What a rackus.
 redmonkey3: @NoRagrets - wasp sprey is a cheap and effective nerve agent
 fidelcastro: Also don't take pictures of my girlfriend's closet you creep.
 Fantasy: @NoRagrets your username betrays you?
 NoRagrets: I hate retail customers. Makes me wish murder was legal sometimes.
Image 203375   09-14-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
589
 
 Capital: ***SPROING!***
 redmonkey3: Ash would do it
 PenguinBartender: I know I will!
 King Polly: Pika-chupa!
 piranharama: Pika-CHUUUUUuuuu...!
Image 203374   09-14-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
351
 
 Bubo: I thought it was only my generation that had to face thalidomide...
 Surprising: Is this one of those Texas textbooks that have the stamp of approval from the church?
 redmonkey3: @WTF - yeah, i hated losing my tail
 WTF: I thought the tail was supposed to shrink going from the larval stage to adulthood. I'm asking for a friend.
 waffle iron: Want to relieve some frustration and stress by masturbating? Boy, do YOU have a problem here.
Image 203373   09-14-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
256
 
 Bubo: Yes, please, but a double
 Air Biscuit: I want this.
 Gomi Day: i hate you, mr. geodesic dome. :(
 suckit: Same, just a little more screaming and swatting the air in rage against mosquitoes.
 Amy Housewine: Geodesic Home.
Image 203372   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
285
 
 omgpro: You shot 3,067 lbs of meat but were only about to carry back 200
 Catcat: 1000 BULLETS!
 redmonkey3: SHOW ME YOUR PIONEER FACE!
 tib gubb: "camp whoooooore"
 WTF: This pic really caulk's my wagon.
 Amy Housewine: This kills the pioneer.
 NoRagrets: I always bring as many family as possible so that I can make it to Oregon alive.
 AverageJoe: this post gave me dysentery
Image 203371   09-14-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
309
 
 redmonkey3: Pagoda much ?
Image 203370   09-14-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
472
 
 DrinkMixMan: Mr. Cool Ass
 i peed a lil: All right stop what youre doing, cause Im about to ruin, the image and the style that youre used to
 El hefe: Your breath is terrible
 Shay: Kim Kardashian is running away from the Paparazzi again.
 grandma: Please, don't talk. PLEASE.
 AverageJoe: I'm mr Burns, blah blah blah!
 El Barto: Richard Nixon looks a lot hairier close up.
 Whatever: That is the best impression of Trump I have ever seen
 thecraftywolf: butt how did you get him to sit still long enough
Image 203369   09-14-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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