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216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

216708  Yurishiro: @Catcat Awww *patpat

216712  Yurishiro: This is hurting my 80/90

216728  professorpig: We didn't find all of the hard boiled eggs one year and the dog sure found it a day or two later and ate it.

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216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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Score:
275
 
 Yurishiro: @Otterman Does anyone know what bag is that? I have yet to decide if I think he regrets.
 Otterman: I regret nothing.
 Catcat: *bworkpf*
 Jabberwikket: The hero we ended up with
Image 203346   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
230
 
 Side Boob: @Catcat Hi! Oh :(
 Catcat: And not a side boob in sight!
 Yurishiro: I'll order the chicken sandwitch thanks.
 Dr Awkward: Humerus on point, betch!
Image 203345   09-14-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
317
 
 Shay: Still thinking about that pig....
 Butcherboy: Don't worry. Someday we'll find it@Dr Awkward
 Yurishiro: I can't...no...stupid memes...noooo....HERE COME DAT BOI
 Dr Awkward: Thinkin' bout that Rainbow Connection
 WaffleIron: Not easy...
Image 203344   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
282
 
 SpaceCow: Missing punctuation. "No pain. Like this body?"
 piranharama: Neonhorn ain't bad
 Teechur: This body no like pain.
 Catcat: I dunno, have you tried some other body?
 Yurishiro: Keep at it, pain Will like it sooner or later
 AverageJoe: chill out emo kid
Image 203343   09-14-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
187
 
 SpaceCow: "I want my MTVeeeee."
Image 203342   09-14-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
281
 
 Catcat: Ying and oil spill.
 Yurishiro: Shredded tao
Image 203341   09-14-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
312
 
 Entertainmentalist: Doggie Darko
 Yurishiro: Derp dog at hours 12
Image 203340   09-14-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
226
 
 cenecia: Everyone knows if you die in Canada you respawn at the nearest Tim Hortons.
 Catcat: @Ulillillia You're going to be sorry either way.
 Yurishiro: Pointless. You can't die in Canada.
 AverageJoe: well, hockey gets out of control sometimes...
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia 'es not coming back.
 Felicity: So far so good
 Ulillillia: brb going to check
Image 203339   09-14-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
318
 
 kornisjon: A bit rude to the person who designed the chair.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr Bleak Bravo! I like it!
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward I was surprised to find a "living museum" near here, where they encourage you to pick things up, feel them, sit on them. All except the preserved Bull's head in the Stockman's office (it's preserved with arsenic and it's not considered safe to touch).
 Jabberwikket: As you sit down [multiple cameras flash] surprise! You are the art
 Catcat: @Felicity there's an another sign just off the shot that says "No, really, it's not art"
 Yurishiro: This is not poetry it's Just a dumb comment so you cwn shit on.
 Felicity: Surprise, it *is* art, and the sign is part of the art
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when the opposite is true... you're tired as shit and the only chair in the museum is a 259 year old relic that will land you in jail if you sit on it
 Warrax: Thanks.
 Ulillillia: Can't it be both?
Image 203338   09-14-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
400
 
 sirgallium: Those pepperonis are lined up as fuck
 Mr Bleak: Walter White was on holiday here, I take it.
 Yurishiro: Pizza saddle looks comfy
 Dr Awkward: My draft horse has an irrational fear of mini horses, but also is a fat ass that will eat anything... I sincerely want to see his reaction to this pizza mini horse
 Ulillillia: Get out of my dreams, and into my car.
Image 203337   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
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