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254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

254217  Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.

254191  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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deadwombat uploaded 254032 (891 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (870 points)
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hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
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Wolfy21 uploaded 254162 (806 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)


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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1855 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
13. gulpeg: 1656 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
15. dirtstick: 1609 points
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No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 203303   09-13-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
311
 
 Borb Prembus: Ha ha psych
 LurkedMoar: Nice human mask
 bug: Nice use of a selfie stick.
 Shay: Crrrabbbb people....crrrabbb people....crrrabb people...
Image 203302   09-13-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
317
 
 Greek Fire: me want honeycomb
Image 203301   09-13-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
199
 
 Mr Bleak: Secret volcano base for sale: one previous owner, ideal fixer-upper for the discriminating super-villain.
Image 203300   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
379
 
 Sydney: Take only what you need to survive
 WaffleIron: Yeah there's only certain parts of the salt flats you can actually drive on.
 dobbiesdoogs: good use of an astro van
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
Image 203299   09-13-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
378
 
 funny in the wall: @a robot i guess i'll go to fart college
 petepuma: Ernest Borgnine approves
 DrinkMixMan: Tonight's game against the Cleveland Steamers!
 El Barto: Whilst under the covers lift a leg or two then drop it quickly and you can achieve a fan forced dutch oven. Enjoy!
 E. HONDA: Is their mascot a blond kid with a bowl cut?
 Shay: Just whatever you do, don't light a match under the covers.
 a robot: @funny in the wall I read that in Homer Simpson's voice youtu.be/…
 funny in the wall: Farts are funny
Image 203298   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
239
 
 Bu7Z: @Yurishiro in other words, you've joined a suicide cult, and once you attain the highest rank, it's time for you to drink the cool aid.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Haha, I didn't know that "agg.ro.ga.tor" actually gets switcherinoed to "friendly spaceship", hence the redundancy of that one statement.
 saluted: @Dr Awkward well wow, ok! Thanks bud :)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Often, folks around here refer to friendly spaceship as the "friendly spaceship" and you may see references to that in comments 2) purple is the highest attained stays here. The Heaven's gate cult thought there was a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp comet and they all took cyanide capsules (I think) to kill themselves while wearing the same purple jumpsuits and Nikes as each other
 PlzPlzMe: @Dr Awkward ok i need some explanation s here please...spaceship? Purple? Unrelated: armageddon outta here!
 Ulillillia: Farts are funny
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is this whole website actually just a reformulation of the Heaven's gate cult? Spaceship... purple...
 Dr Awkward: Ah, the spaceship at least! I better get purple real soon.
Image 203297   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
373
 
 Not A Bot: Drae, Dare, and Ader cannot read! Little Dears.
Image 203296   09-13-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
205
 
 drtofu: Pushers
 Entertainmentalist: Salt n Pepa's favorite store.
 Wet farts: "PUSH"
 Fiveninety: if you take the knob off the door and replace it with a metal plate, people will just assume it's a push door and you won't need signs
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Doot du doot du doo doo. naNAnana.
 piranharama: Maternity ward entrance?
 Shay: Only Discover card holders pull.
 Derp Herpigan: Push it real good.
Image 203295   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
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 PenguinBartender: Harmp!
 a robot: Cat got yer....thumb?
Image 203294   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
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