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248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

249609  Yurishiro: Dad it's not fair! Since the new controller arrived, mom won't stop playing!

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5. Air Biscuit
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249591 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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bigbison uploaded 249528 (977 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)


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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3163 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2888 points
 9. wordjones: 2172 points
10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
12. aeroaero: 1878 points
13. catheter: 1820 points
14. silver: 1745 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Mr Bleak: Secret volcano base for sale: one previous owner, ideal fixer-upper for the discriminating super-villain.
Image 203300   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
379
 
 Sydney: Take only what you need to survive
 WaffleIron: Yeah there's only certain parts of the salt flats you can actually drive on.
 dobbiesdoogs: good use of an astro van
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
Image 203299   09-13-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
378
 
 funny in the wall: @a robot i guess i'll go to fart college
 petepuma: Ernest Borgnine approves
 DrinkMixMan: Tonight's game against the Cleveland Steamers!
 El Barto: Whilst under the covers lift a leg or two then drop it quickly and you can achieve a fan forced dutch oven. Enjoy!
 E. HONDA: Is their mascot a blond kid with a bowl cut?
 Shay: Just whatever you do, don't light a match under the covers.
 a robot: @funny in the wall I read that in Homer Simpson's voice youtu.be/…
 funny in the wall: Farts are funny
Image 203298   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
239
 
 Bu7Z: @Yurishiro in other words, you've joined a suicide cult, and once you attain the highest rank, it's time for you to drink the cool aid.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Haha, I didn't know that "agg.ro.ga.tor" actually gets switcherinoed to "friendly spaceship", hence the redundancy of that one statement.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward well wow, ok! Thanks bud :)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Often, folks around here refer to friendly spaceship as the "friendly spaceship" and you may see references to that in comments 2) purple is the highest attained stays here. The Heaven's gate cult thought there was a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp comet and they all took cyanide capsules (I think) to kill themselves while wearing the same purple jumpsuits and Nikes as each other
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward ok i need some explanation s here please...spaceship? Purple? Unrelated: armageddon outta here!
 Ulillillia: Farts are funny
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is this whole website actually just a reformulation of the Heaven's gate cult? Spaceship... purple...
 Dr Awkward: Ah, the spaceship at least! I better get purple real soon.
Image 203297   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
373
 
 Not A Bot: Drae, Dare, and Ader cannot read! Little Dears.
Image 203296   09-13-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
205
 
 drtofu: Pushers
 Entertainmentalist: Salt n Pepa's favorite store.
 Wet farts: "PUSH"
 Fiveninety: if you take the knob off the door and replace it with a metal plate, people will just assume it's a push door and you won't need signs
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Doot du doot du doo doo. naNAnana.
 piranharama: Maternity ward entrance?
 Shay: Only Discover card holders pull.
 Derp Herpigan: Push it real good.
Image 203295   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
670
 
 PenguinBartender: Harmp!
 a robot: Cat got yer....thumb?
Image 203294   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
183
 
 Ulillillia: Oh dag, I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag
 a robot: #95174 is excited
 bug: 223: don't eat. 224: don't eat. 225: don't eat.
Image 203293   09-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
779
 
 Not A Bot: no worries about getting crumbs in THIS bed
 BavidDowie: Rad for cool dog and Royals
 Urn BooUrn: AM HAPPY!!!!
Image 203292   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
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 i peed a lil: This is the hell that awaits Kent Thiry
 Yurishiro: Good for the skin
 Nothing: Dean Stockwell! No!
 Not A Bot: Veteran warrior joins his pals on and as Retirement Reef.
 BavidDowie: Does that once a month
 Cami: Moobs like Jagger.
Image 203291   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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