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234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

234289  Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers

234292  Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward

234266  well duh: You should drink more tap water.

234288  VeeKay: When mom walks in on some fingering action.

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234139 Robespierre: Again? You let him shoot you AGAIN?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?



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 funny in the wall: @a robot i guess i'll go to fart college
 petepuma: Ernest Borgnine approves
 DrinkMixMan: Tonight's game against the Cleveland Steamers!
 El Barto: Whilst under the covers lift a leg or two then drop it quickly and you can achieve a fan forced dutch oven. Enjoy!
 E. HONDA: Is their mascot a blond kid with a bowl cut?
 Shay: Just whatever you do, don't light a match under the covers.
 a robot: @funny in the wall I read that in Homer Simpson's voice youtu.be/…
 funny in the wall: Farts are funny
Image 203298   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
239
 
 Bu7Z: @Yurishiro in other words, you've joined a suicide cult, and once you attain the highest rank, it's time for you to drink the cool aid.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Haha, I didn't know that "agg.ro.ga.tor" actually gets switcherinoed to "friendly spaceship", hence the redundancy of that one statement.
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward well wow, ok! Thanks bud :)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Often, folks around here refer to friendly spaceship as the "friendly spaceship" and you may see references to that in comments 2) purple is the highest attained stays here. The Heaven's gate cult thought there was a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp comet and they all took cyanide capsules (I think) to kill themselves while wearing the same purple jumpsuits and Nikes as each other
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward ok i need some explanation s here please...spaceship? Purple? Unrelated: armageddon outta here!
 Ulillillia: Farts are funny
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is this whole website actually just a reformulation of the Heaven's gate cult? Spaceship... purple...
 Dr Awkward: Ah, the spaceship at least! I better get purple real soon.
Image 203297   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
373
 
 Not A Bot: Drae, Dare, and Ader cannot read! Little Dears.
Image 203296   09-13-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
205
 
 drtofu: Pushers
 Entertainmentalist: Salt n Pepa's favorite store.
 Wet farts: "PUSH"
 Fiveninety: if you take the knob off the door and replace it with a metal plate, people will just assume it's a push door and you won't need signs
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Doot du doot du doo doo. naNAnana.
 piranharama: Maternity ward entrance?
 Shay: Only Discover card holders pull.
 Derp Herpigan: Push it real good.
Image 203295   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
670
 
 PenguinBartender: Harmp!
 a robot: Cat got yer....thumb?
Image 203294   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
183
 
 Ulillillia: Oh dag, I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag
 a robot: #95174 is excited
 bug: 223: don't eat. 224: don't eat. 225: don't eat.
Image 203293   09-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
779
 
 Not A Bot: no worries about getting crumbs in THIS bed
 BavidDowie: Rad for cool dog and Royals
 Urn BooUrn: AM HAPPY!!!!
Image 203292   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
289
 
 Felicity: This is the hell that awaits Kent Thiry
 Yurishiro: Good for the skin
 Nothing: Dean Stockwell! No!
 Not A Bot: Veteran warrior joins his pals on and as Retirement Reef.
 BavidDowie: Does that once a month
 Cami: Moobs like Jagger.
Image 203291   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
80
 
 El Barto: Corpuscle. *shudder* Another word that grosses me out.
Image 203290   09-13-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
456
 
 Science: "Then I told the sharehol- what the fuck did I just see? Yes, yes, I'm still on the line..."
 El Barto: Doggo got swagger.
 Felicity: Is that hippie giving the dog the finger?
Image 203289   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
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