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269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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578
 
 Shay: Someone is blasting AC/DC "Thunderstruck" in the distance.
 Apple IIe: Thor stop masturbating
 savvoy: Winter is... uh...
Image 203286   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
92
 
 Bubo: Full marks for (non-existent) balls.
 El Barto: Harsh.
 MylesX: Her dog is #203289
 BavidDowie: argh, can't render the Greater/lesser than signs?
 BavidDowie: armless sleeveless
 phonk: 14 minsto midnight
 Prostata: stay classy
Image 203285   09-13-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
584
 
 Bubo: Numbers bully me!!!!
 grace: yup @savvoy
 BavidDowie: mathorn
 savvoy: Angsty birds
Image 203284   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
121
 
 mark64: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.
Image 203283   09-13-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Image 203282 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grace. Your image was bad, grace.
Score:
173
 
 El Barto: This forest be peacocking.
 sirgallium: That's a bacterial reaction that creates an orange iron oxide. The dude on primitive technology channel smelted some into iron.
 savvoy: Everything is better with googly eyes
 fidelcastro: Scratch and sniff.
 sparename: Who dropped the iron on the carpet??
Image 203281   09-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
342
 
 savvoy: Cat seems strangely resigned to its fate. Probably thinking,"I know where you sleep, bitch."
 Mike Michael: The risk i took was calculated, but man, i am bad at math.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Camera-guy?
 Ulillillia: Beautiful shaved people.
Image 203280   09-13-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
145
 
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 Dr. Bathroom: WikiHow presents, "How to Die".
 dope: Later shitlord
 sparename: OOBE dooby-doooo
 homeless: Human version of #203074
Image 203279   09-13-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: Prosthetic noses are almost unnoticeable these days.
 SomeCanadian: That guy is such an asshole @savvoy
 Rent A Dog: Nasal Ranger
 savvoy: Senator Inhof uses science to disprove the global warmings
 Fiveninety: wait.. the Smell-O-Scope is real!?
 clueful: Pro cocaine abuser.
Image 203278   09-13-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
143
 
 trelyate: I guess Canadians are invisible to Japanese people?
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward So *that's* how El Chapo got away...
 Derp Herpigan: Atlanta is in Florida?
 savvoy: So, not much difference to how Americans see America
 a spider plan: Alaska looks like a little island lol.
 BFHoodrich: I'm really loving the fact that the Carlsbad caverns has one entrance in Mexico, and the other one in the mountains between Vegas and Dallas(?)
 piranharama: *Overworld Music Plays*
 professorpig: I was born in New England. Indianapolis, to be precise.
Image 203277   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
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