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221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

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221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.



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Score:
92
 
 Bubo: Full marks for (non-existent) balls.
 El Barto: Harsh.
 Felicity: Her dog is #203289
 BavidDowie: argh, can't render the Greater/lesser than signs?
 BavidDowie: armless sleeveless
 Yurishiro: 14 minsto midnight
 Prostata: stay classy
Image 203285   09-13-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
584
 
 Bubo: Numbers bully me!!!!
 grace: yup @savvoy
 BavidDowie: mathorn
 savvoy: Angsty birds
Image 203284   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
121
 
 Yurishiro: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.
Image 203283   09-13-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Image 203282 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grace. You have brought shame on us, grace.
Score:
173
 
 El Barto: This forest be peacocking.
 sirgallium: That's a bacterial reaction that creates an orange iron oxide. The dude on primitive technology channel smelted some into iron.
 savvoy: Everything is better with googly eyes
 Yurishiro: Scratch and sniff.
 sparename: Who dropped the iron on the carpet??
Image 203281   09-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
342
 
 savvoy: Cat seems strangely resigned to its fate. Probably thinking,"I know where you sleep, bitch."
 Yurishiro: The risk i took was calculated, but man, i am bad at math.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Camera-guy?
 Ulillillia: Beautiful shaved people.
Image 203280   09-13-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
145
 
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 Dr. Bathroom: WikiHow presents, "How to Die".
 Felicity: Later shitlord
 sparename: OOBE dooby-doooo
 Dr Awkward: Human version of #203074
Image 203279   09-13-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: Prosthetic noses are almost unnoticeable these days.
 SomeCanadian: That guy is such an asshole @savvoy
 Felicity: Nasal Ranger
 savvoy: Senator Inhof uses science to disprove the global warmings
 Fiveninety: wait.. the Smell-O-Scope is real!?
 Yurishiro: Pro cocaine abuser.
Image 203278   09-13-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
143
 
 trelyate: I guess Canadians are invisible to Japanese people?
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward So *that's* how El Chapo got away...
 Derp Herpigan: Atlanta is in Florida?
 savvoy: So, not much difference to how Americans see America
 Yurishiro: Alaska looks like a little island lol.
 Dr Awkward: I'm really loving the fact that the Carlsbad caverns has one entrance in Mexico, and the other one in the mountains between Vegas and Dallas(?)
 piranharama: *Overworld Music Plays*
 Dr Awkward: I was born in New England. Indianapolis, to be precise.
Image 203277   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
186
 
 Dr Awkward: @Science Right, that's where my confusion was.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Obviously not - he's @SomeCanadian
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Hmm, did you grow up in the American health care system?
 SomeCanadian: I drank a thing of this once as a kid. My mom refused to take me to the hospital and said it would be my own damn fault if I died.
 Uncle Phil: The cool kids had the purple kind. Pun intended.
 Dr Awkward: Ice Ice, Maybe?
Image 203276   09-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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