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210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

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2. zrj235
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
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9. Knice
10. Mr. Shine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)
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 8. grace: 1228 points
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
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Score:
92
 
 Bubo: Full marks for (non-existent) balls.
 El Barto: Harsh.
 Felicity: Her dog is #203289
 BavidDowie: argh, can't render the Greater/lesser than signs?
 BavidDowie: armless sleeveless
 Yurishiro: 14 minsto midnight
 Prostata: stay classy
Image 203285   09-13-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
584
 
 Bubo: Numbers bully me!!!!
 grace: yup @savvoy
 BavidDowie: mathorn
 savvoy: Angsty birds
Image 203284   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
121
 
 Yurishiro: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.
Image 203283   09-13-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Image 203282 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grace. Your image was bad, grace.
Score:
173
 
 El Barto: This forest be peacocking.
 sirgallium: That's a bacterial reaction that creates an orange iron oxide. The dude on primitive technology channel smelted some into iron.
 savvoy: Everything is better with googly eyes
 Yurishiro: Scratch and sniff.
 sparename: Who dropped the iron on the carpet??
Image 203281   09-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
342
 
 savvoy: Cat seems strangely resigned to its fate. Probably thinking,"I know where you sleep, bitch."
 Yurishiro: The risk i took was calculated, but man, i am bad at math.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Camera-guy?
 Ulillillia: Beautiful shaved people.
Image 203280   09-13-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
145
 
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 Dr. Bathroom: WikiHow presents, "How to Die".
 Felicity: Later shitlord
 sparename: OOBE dooby-doooo
 Dr Awkward: Human version of #203074
Image 203279   09-13-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: Prosthetic noses are almost unnoticeable these days.
 SomeCanadian: That guy is such an asshole @savvoy
 Felicity: Nasal Ranger
 savvoy: Senator Inhof uses science to disprove the global warmings
 Fiveninety: wait.. the Smell-O-Scope is real!?
 Yurishiro: Pro cocaine abuser.
Image 203278   09-13-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
143
 
 trelyate: I guess Canadians are invisible to Japanese people?
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward So *that's* how El Chapo got away...
 Derp Herpigan: Atlanta is in Florida?
 savvoy: So, not much difference to how Americans see America
 Yurishiro: Alaska looks like a little island lol.
 Dr Awkward: I'm really loving the fact that the Carlsbad caverns has one entrance in Mexico, and the other one in the mountains between Vegas and Dallas(?)
 piranharama: *Overworld Music Plays*
 Dr Awkward: I was born in New England. Indianapolis, to be precise.
Image 203277   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
186
 
 Dr Awkward: @Science Right, that's where my confusion was.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Obviously not - he's @SomeCanadian
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Hmm, did you grow up in the American health care system?
 SomeCanadian: I drank a thing of this once as a kid. My mom refused to take me to the hospital and said it would be my own damn fault if I died.
 Uncle Phil: The cool kids had the purple kind. Pun intended.
 Dr Awkward: Ice Ice, Maybe?
Image 203276   09-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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