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204756  Yurishiro: (12)"One time, I was sitting in front of a lady and a tampon hit me in the eye like a missile." -Marvin H.,28

204740  Bagels: Those are my favorite type of hexagons

204751  kinggheedra: 3.95 is too high

204687  funny in the wall: Maybe don't move in with a monkey next time?

204757  Yurishiro: Muah!

204747  Bagels: That sure is a shirt

204748  Bagels: @Catcat happy xmas is a British thing

204703  funny in the wall: And then once I lost the weight, I realized I'm actually two old people

204750  Bagels: Boop-ing time

204717  funny in the wall: Those spots...

204735  Yurishiro: @El Barto congratz!

204625  kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe

204750  Yurishiro: @piranharama Cat-tastic.

204238  Mr Bleak: This porn is ... um ...

204637  kornisjon: Cool. I'll get one that says "Everybody poops".

204252  Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire Still probably better than Trump.

204257  Mr Bleak: What's ... what's ... what's you doin wit dat rubber glove?

204260  Mr Bleak: In the Throne of Games, you either win or reload from your last save point.

204641  kornisjon: Heeeer's Hammy!

204733  Prostata: smoke trees everyday

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2. Yurishiro
3. Air Biscuit
4. Felicity
5. Knice
6. Teechur
7. Ulillillia
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9. dangerkeith3000
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

204516 Niels Bohr: Aww yeah, scratch dat ass.

204524 Felicity: The face looks a bit like Arthur Dent

204726 Borkf: @tib gubb The kind of girls who yearn for these types of guy are probably not girls you want to be associated with.

204663 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.

204612 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"

204633 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre True, true.

204674 Yurishiro: Great Hera!

204558 piranharama: @grizzly What power?

204716 Side Boob: Cocktoberfest came early this year!

204628 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone



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Borkf uploaded 204276 (1131 points)
Borkf uploaded 204272 (895 points)
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Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (828 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 204574 (817 points)
Borkf uploaded 204340 (808 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 204359 (804 points)
Skinr uploaded 204604 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204368 (792 points)
Side Boob uploaded 204603 (778 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204387 (772 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (757 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 7911 points
 2. Side Boob: 5099 points
 3. Gomi Day: 4500 points
 4. Not A Bot: 4201 points
 5. Borkf: 3159 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2383 points
 7. Warrax: 2369 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2141 points
 9. Skinr: 2114 points
10. Robespierre: 2077 points
11. Yurishiro: 1987 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1810 points
13. Pizza: 1649 points
14. waynelord: 1645 points
15. DrinkMixMan: 1640 points
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Score:
223
 
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward That borders on being "aggressively Caucasian."
 Dr Awkward: My father-in-law calls du-rags "du-hats." Because he is exceptionally Caucasian.
 Robespierre: Creepy, on multiple levels.
Image 203271   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
143
 
 Robespierre: Feel The Burn!
Image 203270   09-13-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 Bubo: 'Kin'ell.
 grizzly: A sign.
 Yurishiro: You have arrived when you see a
 Dr Awkward: A traffic signal.
 Robespierre: Our street.
 Musician: it's not "the street" it's just a street
 Ulillillia: Our house, in the middle of
 Derp Herpigan: A comment.
Image 203269   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
446
 
 Science: "Lex Luthor is an ass."
 Felicity: He has a Legion of Doom to feed
 White Rice: @Robespierre well, that last one is falling off the cart, so if we include his dumpcake there, we get the full 40.
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward From Merriam Webster: "Definition of 'as many as' used to suggest that a number or amount is surprisingly large." Examples: "As many as 60 students competed for the prize." Or "They lost by as many as 20 points."
 Dr Awkward: "That's as many as four tens" is unclear syntax. It could be interpreted as "That includes less than or equal to four tens"
 Robespierre: Looks like 39 to me, and probably less in a minute.
Image 203268   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
424
 
 Bubo: Shite.
 Darmstadtium: Apply directly to the forehead
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Nic*BAM*bad.
 Felicity: Blblblblblblblblbl
 savvoy: I was the rake today
 Wet farts: *THWACK*
 Yurishiro: Still nice of it to ask
 Robespierre: Yup - that about sums it up.
Image 203267   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
336
 
 Warrax: Hello, fellow humans. Am here for slumber party.
 Yurishiro: Cute...but creepy?
Image 203266   09-13-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
448
 
 Uncle Phil: I suggest a hat to hide your butt hair.
 Yurishiro: Me too!
 Ulillillia: But what color will your arms be?
 Derp Herpigan: @Wooden Spoon Maoists is what bwings us togethah, today.
 Wooden Spoon: Maoists!
Image 203265   09-13-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
635
 
 Bubo: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Bubo: Yea, verily!
 sirgallium: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 Yurishiro: So romantic
 Robespierre: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 sparename: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
421
 
 Not A Bot: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Dr Awkward: Now kiss.
 Shay: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
383
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Felicity: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Scoo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 Felicity: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 Yurishiro: WHY otto has girly socks?
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Ulillillia: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 trelyate: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Scoo: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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