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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor



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Score:
446
 
 Lempo Grunumple: "Lex Luthor is an ass."
 Flompo Horpomple: He has a Legion of Doom to feed
 Pomp Plemomple: @Robespierre well, that last one is falling off the cart, so if we include his dumpcake there, we get the full 40.
 Bift Plemumple: @Dr Awkward From Merriam Webster: "Definition of 'as many as' used to suggest that a number or amount is surprisingly large." Examples: "As many as 60 students competed for the prize." Or "They lost by as many as 20 points."
 Baple Albungus: "That's as many as four tens" is unclear syntax. It could be interpreted as "That includes less than or equal to four tens"
 Floft Morpomple: Looks like 39 to me, and probably less in a minute.
Image 203268   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Verb Cremumple
Score:
424
 
 Vumpo Cremupert: Shite.
 Tring Cremuble: Apply directly to the forehead
 Crung Horpombies: youtu.be/…
 Trald Morpombies: Nic*BAM*bad.
 Rumpo Drumumbies: Blblblblblblblblbl
 Frold Pluble: I was the rake today
 Harm Drumuble: *THWACK*
 Thumpo Plemungus: Still nice of it to ask
 Harbo Grunopert: Yup - that about sums it up.
Image 203267   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Boft Rempuble
Score:
336
 
 Flurb Horpombies: Hello, fellow humans. Am here for slumber party.
 Thengo Plopert: Cute...but creepy?
Image 203266   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Vewn Cremomple
Score:
448
 
 Rurb Plemomple: I suggest a hat to hide your butt hair.
 Rort Rempungus: Me too!
 Darbo Plemumbies: But what color will your arms be?
 Fluple Albongus: @Wooden Spoon Maoists is what bwings us togethah, today.
 Hampo Albopert: Maoists!
Image 203265   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mild Albongus
Score:
635
 
 Meple Plongus: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Jiple Plungus: Yea, verily!
 Lurm Grunombies: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 Trerb Drumoble: So romantic
 Lirt Drumumbies: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 Meft Plomple: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Halm Horpoble
Score:
421
 
 Heng Flopert: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Fling Horpopert: Now kiss.
 Voft Morpoble: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Rompo Plemongus
Score:
383
 
 Diwn Plomple: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Muld Drumupert: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Haft Plemongo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 Crungo Cremungus: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 Pift Horpungo: WHY otto has girly socks?
 Halm Horpomple: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Gump Dampumple: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 Vempo Cremongus: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Jart Cremumple: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Hild Grunongus
Score:
542
 
 Himp Horpopert: Blasphemy
 Vemp Flumbies: Kooky cameo - Word Up!
 Frald Drumomple: Oh, wow, windows..
 Thewn Horpumple: A prudent and reasonable life choice that will pay dividends in all future pantless endeavors.
 Gart Albungus: we got something here, so orange ... ohhhhh god look at it oraaaaaaaaaange
Image 203261   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Lift Dampuble
Score:
623
 
 Darm Horpumple: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 Trengo Morpombies: From a skin mag
 Leld Plungus: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 Jilm Flumombies: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Gimp Dampongus: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Flalm Albungo: Root
 Jert Flombies: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Vango Flumuble: You Are My Love Angle
 Crift Drumopert: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Hulm Cremomple
Score:
451
 
 Lurt Dampopert: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 Pung Brungo: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 Ming Horpungus: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 Jarm Cremomple: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 Lirm Albumbies: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 Lump Albombies: they only had room for one type of *obster
 Berbo Plemongo: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Crople Grunumbies
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