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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?



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Score:
446
 
 Science: "Lex Luthor is an ass."
 MikeWhiskey: He has a Legion of Doom to feed
 White Rice: @Robespierre well, that last one is falling off the cart, so if we include his dumpcake there, we get the full 40.
 clayjar: @Dr Awkward From Merriam Webster: "Definition of 'as many as' used to suggest that a number or amount is surprisingly large." Examples: "As many as 60 students competed for the prize." Or "They lost by as many as 20 points."
 In The Pocket: "That's as many as four tens" is unclear syntax. It could be interpreted as "That includes less than or equal to four tens"
 tina: Looks like 39 to me, and probably less in a minute.
Image 203268   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
424
 
 Bubo: Shite.
 Darmstadtium: Apply directly to the forehead
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Nic*BAM*bad.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Blblblblblblblblbl
 savvoy: I was the rake today
 Wet farts: *THWACK*
 Troll: Still nice of it to ask
 booger: Yup - that about sums it up.
Image 203267   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
336
 
 Warrax: Hello, fellow humans. Am here for slumber party.
 Vorm Gongo: Cute...but creepy?
Image 203266   09-13-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
448
 
 Uncle Phil: I suggest a hat to hide your butt hair.
 Lumb Blombus: Me too!
 Ulillillia: But what color will your arms be?
 Derp Herpigan: @Wooden Spoon Maoists is what bwings us togethah, today.
 Wooden Spoon: Maoists!
Image 203265   09-13-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
635
 
 Bubo: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Bubo: Yea, verily!
 sirgallium: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 hammy: So romantic
 Clim Tinties: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 sparename: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
421
 
 Not A Bot: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Mister Beef: Now kiss.
 Shay: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
383
 
 Gonzo: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Scoo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 theaquaman: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 spacedawg: WHY otto has girly socks?
 obama: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Ulillillia: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 trelyate: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Scoo: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
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 HighCactus: Blasphemy
 frenk: Kooky cameo - Word Up!
 San DoDo: Oh, wow, windows..
 WTF: A prudent and reasonable life choice that will pay dividends in all future pantless endeavors.
 Not A Bot: we got something here, so orange ... ohhhhh god look at it oraaaaaaaaaange
Image 203261   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
623
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 agentpaint: From a skin mag
 E. HONDA: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 BavidDowie: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Side Boob: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Root
 Ment Thorp: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Scoo: You Are My Love Angle
 eevee: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
451
 
 Science: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 johnnyc: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 sodamachine: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 annterland: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 sparename: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 funny in the wall: they only had room for one type of *obster
 falling: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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