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216729  ignatz: Is this what they call bukkake?

216730  ignatz: @Yurishiro But what's the strange 6-legged animal in the 3rd panel?

216693  El hefe: Lemonparty.org

216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

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216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216648 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable



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Score:
424
 
 Bubo: Shite.
 Darmstadtium: Apply directly to the forehead
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Nic*BAM*bad.
 Felicity: Blblblblblblblblbl
 savvoy: I was the rake today
 Wet farts: *THWACK*
 Yurishiro: Still nice of it to ask
 Robespierre: Yup - that about sums it up.
Image 203267   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
336
 
 Warrax: Hello, fellow humans. Am here for slumber party.
 Yurishiro: Cute...but creepy?
Image 203266   09-13-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
448
 
 Uncle Phil: I suggest a hat to hide your butt hair.
 Yurishiro: Me too!
 Ulillillia: But what color will your arms be?
 Derp Herpigan: @Wooden Spoon Maoists is what bwings us togethah, today.
 Wooden Spoon: Maoists!
Image 203265   09-13-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
635
 
 Bubo: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Bubo: Yea, verily!
 sirgallium: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 Yurishiro: So romantic
 Robespierre: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 sparename: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
421
 
 Not A Bot: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Dr Awkward: Now kiss.
 Shay: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
383
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Felicity: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Scoo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 Felicity: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 Yurishiro: WHY otto has girly socks?
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Ulillillia: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 trelyate: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Scoo: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
542
 
 Yurishiro: Blasphemy
 Robespierre: Kooky cameo - Word Up!
 San DoDo: Oh, wow, windows..
 WTF: A prudent and reasonable life choice that will pay dividends in all future pantless endeavors.
 Not A Bot: we got something here, so orange ... ohhhhh god look at it oraaaaaaaaaange
Image 203261   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
598
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 Felicity: From a skin mag
 E. HONDA: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 BavidDowie: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Side Boob: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Yurishiro: Root
 Robespierre: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Scoo: You Are My Love Angle
 Dr Awkward: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
451
 
 Science: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 Yurishiro: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 Robespierre: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 annterland: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 sparename: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 funny in the wall: they only had room for one type of *obster
 Dr Awkward: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
453
 
 some guy : AG;VR
 Dr Awkward: @a robot they don't need anything on the tree to get a happy tree rubbin'. If they have horns, that will also be part of the reason you need to protect the bark.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I just assumed it was a goat-face-rubbing device because that's just logical
 sirgallium: undercut, graphic tee, fanny pack. way ahead of his time.
 Felicity: The funny thing about bowl cuts is that they would be a perfectly reasonable approach to cutting hair if, after the haircut, the person slicked their hair back. It only looks ridiculous if worn as 360-degree bangs
 Yurishiro: That guy is not nerdy at all
 Robespierre: Got a goat problem out your way, @Himesama? A plague of goats? A SCOURGE of goats?
 Dr Awkward: I'm taking notes on the tree protector. Goats will strip the bark off of trees if you let em.
 Himesama: "This my Goat Bulma."
 Robespierre: "So ... your name is Moe ... is it?"
Image 203258   09-13-17   Uploaded by    togboat
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