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234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

234289  Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers

234292  Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward

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234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234221 Prostata: *barf*

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome



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 Bubo: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Bubo: Yea, verily!
 sirgallium: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 Yurishiro: So romantic
 Robespierre: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 sparename: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
421
 
 Not A Bot: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Dr Awkward: Now kiss.
 Shay: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
383
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Felicity: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Scoo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 Felicity: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 Yurishiro: WHY otto has girly socks?
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Ulillillia: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 trelyate: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Scoo: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
542
 
 Yurishiro: Blasphemy
 Robespierre: Kooky cameo - Word Up!
 San DoDo: Oh, wow, windows..
 WTF: A prudent and reasonable life choice that will pay dividends in all future pantless endeavors.
 Not A Bot: we got something here, so orange ... ohhhhh god look at it oraaaaaaaaaange
Image 203261   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
623
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 Felicity: From a skin mag
 E. HONDA: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 BavidDowie: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Side Boob: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Yurishiro: Root
 Robespierre: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Scoo: You Are My Love Angle
 Dr Awkward: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
451
 
 Science: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 Yurishiro: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 Robespierre: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 annterland: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 sparename: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 funny in the wall: they only had room for one type of *obster
 Dr Awkward: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
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 some guy : AG;VR
 Dr Awkward: @a robot they don't need anything on the tree to get a happy tree rubbin'. If they have horns, that will also be part of the reason you need to protect the bark.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I just assumed it was a goat-face-rubbing device because that's just logical
 sirgallium: undercut, graphic tee, fanny pack. way ahead of his time.
 Felicity: The funny thing about bowl cuts is that they would be a perfectly reasonable approach to cutting hair if, after the haircut, the person slicked their hair back. It only looks ridiculous if worn as 360-degree bangs
 Yurishiro: That guy is not nerdy at all
 Robespierre: Got a goat problem out your way, @Himesama? A plague of goats? A SCOURGE of goats?
 Dr Awkward: I'm taking notes on the tree protector. Goats will strip the bark off of trees if you let em.
 Himesama: "This my Goat Bulma."
 Robespierre: "So ... your name is Moe ... is it?"
Image 203258   09-13-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Are dead bodies OK? I'm ... uh ... asking for a friend.
 BavidDowie: is that a "G" or a "C"?
 Lantry: How do you flush things in a paper towel dispenser anyway?
 Yurishiro: How am i supposed to dispose of my old cell phone
 Robespierre: Guns aren't on the list? Let's try it.
 Himesama: Jokes on you I threw away my dreams years ago!
Image 203257   09-13-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
143
 
 Yurishiro: Dw yoda Will be there in a minute.
 Spazstatic: Cars are not on the "do not flush list"
 Robespierre: Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how ...
Image 203256   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
162
 
 Felicity: I see cats eyes
 Himesama: I play two player Donkey Kong by myself. Some levels are just impossible without Dixie Kong's hair-copter.
Image 203255   09-13-17   Uploaded by    the snark
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