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216730  ignatz: @Yurishiro But what's the strange 6-legged animal in the 3rd panel?

216693  El hefe: Lemonparty.org

216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

216708  Yurishiro: @Catcat Awww *patpat

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216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216648 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable



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 Robespierre: We can take care of that for you, if you really mean it.There are those here who ca crucify you on a cross of nastiness and satire ... so tell us, are you REALLY ready to check out, Borkf?
 Yurishiro: He is ready to fucking. Die now is what he is telling you.
 Dr Awkward: Someone figured out how to insert WordArt in Power Point!
Image 203244   09-13-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
144
 
 GrannyM: I am ready to fucking die now
 Hosebag: My kid is acting up again, I need one of these. Just one.
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Right? The prices for flip flops are insane.
 WaffleIron: $35 a piece.
Image 203243   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
146
 
 GrannyM: Hope OC rather than macrociotic
 savvoy: Who the hell puts raw okra in anything? Wait, is that a pepper? Never mind; carry on.
 Robespierre: Mies en place au naturel.
 Shay: Not phallic enough.
 WaffleIron: Eat your veggies.
Image 203242   09-13-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: I hqve my doubts that santa Will receive that list.
 Shay: Where bad posts go.
 Micro Jackson: Archaeologists found an artifact believed to be a "post box", part of a primitive communication system common in the 20th century
Image 203241   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @Felicity friendly spaceship does not register the pipe character either :-/
 Felicity: Aw :-
 XLY: my cornbread brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "how the fuck is it gone already you like literally just invited us rn"
 Yurishiro: "Because Who ever heard....of a sad Clown."
 Dr Awkward: I don't think the cornbread is the problem. Have you tried NOT wearing clown makeup?
 grizzly: Live action squidbillies.
 Micro Jackson: Coz of the crumbs in the bed thing
 Wet farts: That's because you don't share.
 Knice: Hit me up; I like corn(bread).
Image 203240   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
126
 
 Hosebag: I'm going to be straight with you. I don't think we are dealing with a mosquito bite here.
 Robespierre: Lieutenant Dang, where's yer bottle of Bourbon?
 Yurishiro: "He ain't got no legs"
 Micro Jackson: When I said "let's get legless", I didn't mean it literally.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 skillet: Lieutenant Dan!
Image 203239   09-13-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: Been there. I was working alone at 7-Eleven one night (something that, officially, is not supposed to happen) and I waited until the least busy time of the night. When I came back in 15 minutes there was a Pepsi freight transport truck with all its lights flashing and a crowd of people pressed against the glass
 Shay: "Hi this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
 Micro Jackson: Take an extra minute to wash them hands
 BavidDowie: Be careful all that passive-aggression doesn't build up and blow an o-ring, Mark Twain.
 Yurishiro: Brb 15 mins would have been enough...
Image 203238   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
121
 
 Robespierre: Gullible Unravels
 Meow: Thought for a second that Harvey had killed Big Tex
 Yurishiro: Hurts my gulliver
Image 203237   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
167
 
 sirgallium: "We meet again.."
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 Dr Awkward: This piece is titled "Drake with a Half-Chub"
 Micro Jackson: I may not know much about art, but i know what I like...
Image 203236   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
493
 
 Felicity: @Ulillillia Brilliant :-)
 Robespierre: "You should never chat on catroulette without using this trick - here's why."
 BavidDowie: What are you doing right meow
 Ulillillia: catroulette
 Knice: Connected, feel free to talk meow.
Image 203235   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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