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204955  donhomero: Almost looks like JC is going the wrong way, but, I know that can't be.

204946  eider: Can you hear me now?

204955  Drunk Orc: Jesus Would Go

204941  UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess

204941  UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?

204938  Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).

204938  Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.

204955  dirtstick: For some reason I wasn't expecting Jesus to be goofy footed.

204829  ignatz: Not true love: he has no Micky's ears

204852  Cami: @moogerator Approximately?

204846  ignatz: It's a trap!

204954  Messed Up Dog: "We now return to *Shi-Tsus of the Serengeti.*"

204855  ignatz: They all look a little wired tbh

204861  apoxia: I don't think it's safe to stand there.

204868  apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.

204875  apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.

204875  apoxia: Cactus muffins

204953  elronhubard: That looks far creepier than happy.

204876  apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204875  ignatz: Hedge fun

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2. Felicity
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4. Air Biscuit
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204779 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204822 BavidDowie: There are full-grown adults who don't know that cultures all over the world have ancient flood myths so there was probably a pretty fucking big one way back and we're still talking about it.

204792 a robot: @Side Boob Yeah, mine too, but it just seems unnecessary especially because a lot of places also make their own chili sauce which is delicious. But pho broth (made well) is so good I usually don't add anything spicy. God damn, I want some pho now.

204756 BavidDowie: Celestial

204786 dangerkeith3000: Damn Furries.

204808 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep

204819 jochenau: @Cami Ever since I randomly read the fetal alcohol syndrome article on wikipedia I often find myself checking people for the characteristic facial features :(

204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204892 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you



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Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (779 points)
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Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
Warrax uploaded 204670 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (765 points)
fisto uploaded 204538 (733 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (732 points)
Pizza uploaded 204628 (730 points)
SurfNTurf uploaded 204551 (716 points)
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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2721 points
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10. Supermansbrother: 2136 points
11. Yurishiro: 2017 points
12. Skinr: 2007 points
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 Robespierre: We can take care of that for you, if you really mean it.There are those here who ca crucify you on a cross of nastiness and satire ... so tell us, are you REALLY ready to check out, Borkf?
 Yurishiro: He is ready to fucking. Die now is what he is telling you.
 Dr Awkward: Someone figured out how to insert WordArt in Power Point!
Image 203244   09-13-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
144
 
 GrannyM: I am ready to fucking die now
 Hosebag: My kid is acting up again, I need one of these. Just one.
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Right? The prices for flip flops are insane.
 WaffleIron: $35 a piece.
Image 203243   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
146
 
 GrannyM: Hope OC rather than macrociotic
 savvoy: Who the hell puts raw okra in anything? Wait, is that a pepper? Never mind; carry on.
 Robespierre: Mies en place au naturel.
 Shay: Not phallic enough.
 WaffleIron: Eat your veggies.
Image 203242   09-13-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: I hqve my doubts that santa Will receive that list.
 Shay: Where bad posts go.
 Micro Jackson: Archaeologists found an artifact believed to be a "post box", part of a primitive communication system common in the 20th century
Image 203241   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @Felicity friendly spaceship does not register the pipe character either :-/
 Felicity: Aw :-
 XLY: my cornbread brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "how the fuck is it gone already you like literally just invited us rn"
 Yurishiro: "Because Who ever heard....of a sad Clown."
 Dr Awkward: I don't think the cornbread is the problem. Have you tried NOT wearing clown makeup?
 grizzly: Live action squidbillies.
 Micro Jackson: Coz of the crumbs in the bed thing
 Wet farts: That's because you don't share.
 Knice: Hit me up; I like corn(bread).
Image 203240   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
126
 
 Hosebag: I'm going to be straight with you. I don't think we are dealing with a mosquito bite here.
 Robespierre: Lieutenant Dang, where's yer bottle of Bourbon?
 Yurishiro: "He ain't got no legs"
 Micro Jackson: When I said "let's get legless", I didn't mean it literally.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 skillet: Lieutenant Dan!
Image 203239   09-13-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: Been there. I was working alone at 7-Eleven one night (something that, officially, is not supposed to happen) and I waited until the least busy time of the night. When I came back in 15 minutes there was a Pepsi freight transport truck with all its lights flashing and a crowd of people pressed against the glass
 Shay: "Hi this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
 Micro Jackson: Take an extra minute to wash them hands
 BavidDowie: Be careful all that passive-aggression doesn't build up and blow an o-ring, Mark Twain.
 Yurishiro: Brb 15 mins would have been enough...
Image 203238   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
121
 
 Robespierre: Gullible Unravels
 Meow: Thought for a second that Harvey had killed Big Tex
 Yurishiro: Hurts my gulliver
Image 203237   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
167
 
 sirgallium: "We meet again.."
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 Dr Awkward: This piece is titled "Drake with a Half-Chub"
 Micro Jackson: I may not know much about art, but i know what I like...
Image 203236   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
493
 
 Felicity: @Ulillillia Brilliant :-)
 Robespierre: "You should never chat on catroulette without using this trick - here's why."
 BavidDowie: What are you doing right meow
 Ulillillia: catroulette
 Knice: Connected, feel free to talk meow.
Image 203235   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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