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234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

234289  Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers

234292  Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward

234266  well duh: You should drink more tap water.

234288  VeeKay: When mom walks in on some fingering action.

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234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234139 Robespierre: Again? You let him shoot you AGAIN?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?



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Score:
144
 
 GrannyM: I am ready to fucking die now
 Hosebag: My kid is acting up again, I need one of these. Just one.
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Right? The prices for flip flops are insane.
 WaffleIron: $35 a piece.
Image 203243   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
146
 
 GrannyM: Hope OC rather than macrociotic
 savvoy: Who the hell puts raw okra in anything? Wait, is that a pepper? Never mind; carry on.
 Robespierre: Mies en place au naturel.
 Shay: Not phallic enough.
 WaffleIron: Eat your veggies.
Image 203242   09-13-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: I hqve my doubts that santa Will receive that list.
 Shay: Where bad posts go.
 Micro Jackson: Archaeologists found an artifact believed to be a "post box", part of a primitive communication system common in the 20th century
Image 203241   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @Felicity friendly spaceship does not register the pipe character either :-/
 Felicity: Aw :-
 XLY: my cornbread brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "how the fuck is it gone already you like literally just invited us rn"
 Yurishiro: "Because Who ever heard....of a sad Clown."
 Dr Awkward: I don't think the cornbread is the problem. Have you tried NOT wearing clown makeup?
 grizzly: Live action squidbillies.
 Micro Jackson: Coz of the crumbs in the bed thing
 Wet farts: That's because you don't share.
 Knice: Hit me up; I like corn(bread).
Image 203240   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
126
 
 Hosebag: I'm going to be straight with you. I don't think we are dealing with a mosquito bite here.
 Robespierre: Lieutenant Dang, where's yer bottle of Bourbon?
 Yurishiro: "He ain't got no legs"
 Micro Jackson: When I said "let's get legless", I didn't mean it literally.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 skillet: Lieutenant Dan!
Image 203239   09-13-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: Been there. I was working alone at 7-Eleven one night (something that, officially, is not supposed to happen) and I waited until the least busy time of the night. When I came back in 15 minutes there was a Pepsi freight transport truck with all its lights flashing and a crowd of people pressed against the glass
 Shay: "Hi this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
 Micro Jackson: Take an extra minute to wash them hands
 BavidDowie: Be careful all that passive-aggression doesn't build up and blow an o-ring, Mark Twain.
 Yurishiro: Brb 15 mins would have been enough...
Image 203238   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
121
 
 Robespierre: Gullible Unravels
 Meow: Thought for a second that Harvey had killed Big Tex
 Yurishiro: Hurts my gulliver
Image 203237   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
167
 
 sirgallium: "We meet again.."
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 Dr Awkward: This piece is titled "Drake with a Half-Chub"
 Micro Jackson: I may not know much about art, but i know what I like...
Image 203236   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
493
 
 Felicity: @Ulillillia Brilliant :-)
 Robespierre: "You should never chat on catroulette without using this trick - here's why."
 BavidDowie: What are you doing right meow
 Ulillillia: catroulette
 Knice: Connected, feel free to talk meow.
Image 203235   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
693
 
 Robespierre: The Saviour's Arrival.
 Not A Bot: welcome to Zangarmarsh
 Yurishiro: Cathartic expression
 Micro Jackson: Cat on a Hot Sun Roof
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
 wolfpk: Don't ask how I do it pathetic human. You are the one that serves me!
 Ulillillia: hovercat
Image 203234   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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