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204756  Yurishiro: (12)"One time, I was sitting in front of a lady and a tampon hit me in the eye like a missile." -Marvin H.,28

204740  Bagels: Those are my favorite type of hexagons

204751  kinggheedra: 3.95 is too high

204687  funny in the wall: Maybe don't move in with a monkey next time?

204757  Yurishiro: Muah!

204747  Bagels: That sure is a shirt

204748  Bagels: @Catcat happy xmas is a British thing

204703  funny in the wall: And then once I lost the weight, I realized I'm actually two old people

204750  Bagels: Boop-ing time

204717  funny in the wall: Those spots...

204735  Yurishiro: @El Barto congratz!

204625  kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe

204750  Yurishiro: @piranharama Cat-tastic.

204238  Mr Bleak: This porn is ... um ...

204637  kornisjon: Cool. I'll get one that says "Everybody poops".

204252  Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire Still probably better than Trump.

204257  Mr Bleak: What's ... what's ... what's you doin wit dat rubber glove?

204260  Mr Bleak: In the Throne of Games, you either win or reload from your last save point.

204641  kornisjon: Heeeer's Hammy!

204733  Prostata: smoke trees everyday

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2. Yurishiro
3. Air Biscuit
4. Felicity
5. Knice
6. Teechur
7. Ulillillia
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9. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204516 Niels Bohr: Aww yeah, scratch dat ass.

204524 Felicity: The face looks a bit like Arthur Dent

204726 Borkf: @tib gubb The kind of girls who yearn for these types of guy are probably not girls you want to be associated with.

204663 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.

204612 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"

204633 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre True, true.

204674 Yurishiro: Great Hera!

204558 piranharama: @grizzly What power?

204716 Side Boob: Cocktoberfest came early this year!

204628 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone



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Borkf uploaded 204276 (1131 points)
Borkf uploaded 204272 (895 points)
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Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (828 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 204574 (817 points)
Borkf uploaded 204340 (808 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 204359 (804 points)
Skinr uploaded 204604 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204368 (792 points)
Side Boob uploaded 204603 (778 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204387 (772 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (757 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 7911 points
 2. Side Boob: 5099 points
 3. Gomi Day: 4500 points
 4. Not A Bot: 4201 points
 5. Borkf: 3159 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2383 points
 7. Warrax: 2369 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2141 points
 9. Skinr: 2114 points
10. Robespierre: 2077 points
11. Yurishiro: 1987 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1810 points
13. Pizza: 1649 points
14. waynelord: 1645 points
15. DrinkMixMan: 1640 points
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Score:
112
 
 Spazstatic: And that's why I never learned to skateboard.
 Mr. Shine: Htis is meh sxey faec.
 Robespierre: @Knice Ugliest damn baby owl I ever did see, I'll tall you hwut.
 Knice: Gave us this look the whole time.
Image 203217   09-13-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
82
 
 Robespierre: "Please don't call me Reg ... it's not my name."
 Air Biscuit: Just getting kids hooked on NOS energy drinks.
 WaffleIron: Too much salt I guess.
 Scoo: The ol' spicy death!
Image 203216   09-13-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
795
 
 a robot: Wanna gently squeeze that lil kitty belly :3
 Pizza: Aww it's so disproportionate!
Image 203215   09-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
527
 
 BavidDowie: Now kiss. Ok, ew, that's enough.
 Pizza: Is your girlfriend a giraffe?
 bug: Holy shit, that guy is fucking tall.
Image 203214   09-13-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
291
 
 Fiveninety: gotta watch out for those light poles.. they just jump out in front of you for no reason.. back home we called them "electric deer" and when you hit one, you'd cut off its head and mount it on the side of your barn
 Cami: @Dr Awkward A buddy did the same thing. You're not alone.
 WaffleIron: They taught us about this in motorcycle class. If you're afraid of something you look at it, and the bike goes where you're looking. You could have 1 lamppost in 10 acres of parking lot and someone will hit it.
 Pizza: "...I pranged it."
 Side Boob: "I didn't see it"
 Dr Awkward: I did this once, but a) it was after I ran down to the bottom of the grand canyon and run / hiked back up, so I was tired b) there was no light pole, just the concrete, and it was only about 2 feet high, so I couldn't see it.
Image 203213   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
761
 
 a robot: Soulmate of #75061?
 Felicity: Cat own!
 Robespierre: Nuffin up my sleeve - PRESTO!
 Science: Fist Full of Kittehs
 thecraftywolf: a few tricks up his sleeve i guess
 bug: Down, Diagonal, Right, + Punch = CATDOUKEN
 SpaceCow: "Are you, talking to me?"
 Cami: Punch punch bite punch bite bite...
Image 203212   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 203211 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Yurishiro. Your image was bad, Yurishiro.
Score:
412
 
 BavidDowie: You already know what tf goin on
 sirgallium: looks like one of those stupid art projects
 Mr. Shine: You had ONE job.
 Robespierre: That digital ordering system still needs a few bugs worked out of it. I mean, who would order a hot dog with ketchup on it, anyway?
 Science: "The terrifying and edible beauty of Art Nouveau architecture." Salvador Dali
 Knice: *reaches for hot sauce*
 fanny: clearer instructions should have been given.
 Greek Fire: FIRMLY GRASP IT
 SharkysMachine: Modernist cuisine has gone too far
 Yurishiro: I'm pretty sure that bread lost its verginity
 Shay: Hot dog at E.L. James' house tested positive for herpes.
 ignatz: Nailed it
Image 203210   09-13-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
450
 
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot i appreciate it anyway. Dont be bogged down by societys expectations that it be going anywhere.
 Not A Bot: @Air Biscuit Yes. Don't remember where I was going with it though.
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot like from the ninja turtles?
 Cami: Where did you get those, you sicko?
 Knice: Rad for Bear Hands. youtube.com/…
 Not A Bot: Seems legit. I gave my blackberry cobbler recipe to porn star April O'Neil via Tumblr.
 Ulillillia: WTH
 thecraftywolf: he has the right to bear arms
 Yurishiro: Sorry i vow to myself to one day learn to reply properly
 Yurishiro: @Peach
 Yurishiro: Oh deer
 Peach: Moooooom, Dad is making webcomics again!
Image 203209   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
457
 
 BavidDowie: I bet it smells great in there
 Noremak: @wolfpk And a blindfold.
 Cami: Teaching a generation how to hold a book with one hand.
 Cami: Bring out the black light.
 wolfpk: Let thus b a warning of not using protection. Alway wear rubber gloves when reading 50 Shades of Grey
 WTF: "50 Types of Herpes"
 Yurishiro: DUH.
Image 203208   09-13-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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