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248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

249609  Yurishiro: Dad it's not fair! Since the new controller arrived, mom won't stop playing!

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249591 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
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 8. Not A Bot: 2888 points
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Score:
527
 
 BavidDowie: Now kiss. Ok, ew, that's enough.
 Pizza: Is your girlfriend a giraffe?
 bug: Holy shit, that guy is fucking tall.
Image 203214   09-13-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
291
 
 Fiveninety: gotta watch out for those light poles.. they just jump out in front of you for no reason.. back home we called them "electric deer" and when you hit one, you'd cut off its head and mount it on the side of your barn
 Cami: @Dr Awkward A buddy did the same thing. You're not alone.
 WaffleIron: They taught us about this in motorcycle class. If you're afraid of something you look at it, and the bike goes where you're looking. You could have 1 lamppost in 10 acres of parking lot and someone will hit it.
 Pizza: "...I pranged it."
 Side Boob: "I didn't see it"
 Dr Awkward: I did this once, but a) it was after I ran down to the bottom of the grand canyon and run / hiked back up, so I was tired b) there was no light pole, just the concrete, and it was only about 2 feet high, so I couldn't see it.
Image 203213   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
788
 
 a robot: Soulmate of #75061?
 doindabs: Cat own!
 Korrok: Nuffin up my sleeve - PRESTO!
 Science: Fist Full of Kittehs
 thecraftywolf: a few tricks up his sleeve i guess
 bug: Down, Diagonal, Right, + Punch = CATDOUKEN
 SpaceCow: "Are you, talking to me?"
 Cami: Punch punch bite punch bite bite...
Image 203212   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Image 203211 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Yurishiro. Boo, Yurishiro.
Score:
412
 
 BavidDowie: You already know what tf goin on
 sirgallium: looks like one of those stupid art projects
 Mr. Shine: You had ONE job.
 spydermon: That digital ordering system still needs a few bugs worked out of it. I mean, who would order a hot dog with ketchup on it, anyway?
 Science: "The terrifying and edible beauty of Art Nouveau architecture." Salvador Dali
 Knice: *reaches for hot sauce*
 fanny: clearer instructions should have been given.
 Greek Fire: FIRMLY GRASP IT
 SharkysMachine: Modernist cuisine has gone too far
 Yurishiro: I'm pretty sure that bread lost its verginity
 Shay: Hot dog at E.L. James' house tested positive for herpes.
 ignatz: Nailed it
Image 203210   09-13-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
450
 
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot i appreciate it anyway. Dont be bogged down by societys expectations that it be going anywhere.
 Air Biscuit: @Not A Bot like from the ninja turtles?
 Cami: Where did you get those, you sicko?
 Knice: Rad for Bear Hands. youtube.com/…
 Not A Bot: Seems legit. I gave my blackberry cobbler recipe to porn star April O'Neil via Tumblr.
 Ulillillia: WTH
 thecraftywolf: he has the right to bear arms
 Yurishiro: Sorry i vow to myself to one day learn to reply properly
 Yurishiro: @Peach
 Yurishiro: Oh deer
 Peach: Moooooom, Dad is making webcomics again!
Image 203209   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
457
 
 BavidDowie: I bet it smells great in there
 Noremak: @wolfpk And a blindfold.
 Cami: Teaching a generation how to hold a book with one hand.
 Cami: Bring out the black light.
 wolfpk: Let thus b a warning of not using protection. Alway wear rubber gloves when reading 50 Shades of Grey
 WTF: "50 Types of Herpes"
 Yurishiro: DUH.
Image 203208   09-13-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
881
 
 guest: What is this shit on my face?
 Mr Shifty: @Side Boob Same as it ever was.
 WaffleIron: Pie charts flowing underground.
 Science: This is not my beautiful stapler! This is not my beautiful chair!
 SharkysMachine: This is not my beautiful chart
 Side Boob: Same as it ever was
 Yurishiro: Can i ask myself every one of those starting from -Am I wrong?- going clockwise?
Image 203207   09-13-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
252
 
 Soviette: Reminds me of Peter Drak from /Scanners II/ (1991)
 PushyWebsite: Don Cheadle in the house!
 Yurishiro: @WTF indeed, it means peace among worlds
 WTF: The joke's on her but to Homo floresiensis this is the formal meeting gesture.
 Yurishiro: @Peach genius.
 Peach: Ugh, don't be so homophobic.
 Yurishiro: You are gonna get it when I free myself from this cube you bastard.
Image 203206   09-13-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
768
 
 BavidDowie: cha cha real smooth
 seahawks: @Yurishiro You're using his tag line without his permission! If that isn't copyright infringement, well ... hell, I don't know if it really is or if it's not.
 Yurishiro: @Robespierre is that even copyright infringement?
 sodamachine: @Yurishiro Van McCoy's gonna bring you up on copyright infringement charges - hey, he's got nothing better to do these days.
 Jalamunch Totorito: I used to love to watch her dance that grizzly bear / I guess she's gone to Frisco, whoa-oh, To dance it there... OK, so it's a polar bear. Details, details...
 karmakat: he is SWINGING!
 Peach: Everybody do the baby polar bear!
 DrinkMixMan: Ehhhh... I'm okay.
 Yurishiro: Do the hustle! *disco music*
Image 203205   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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