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204756  Yurishiro: (12)"One time, I was sitting in front of a lady and a tampon hit me in the eye like a missile." -Marvin H.,28

204740  Bagels: Those are my favorite type of hexagons

204751  kinggheedra: 3.95 is too high

204687  funny in the wall: Maybe don't move in with a monkey next time?

204757  Yurishiro: Muah!

204747  Bagels: That sure is a shirt

204748  Bagels: @Catcat happy xmas is a British thing

204703  funny in the wall: And then once I lost the weight, I realized I'm actually two old people

204750  Bagels: Boop-ing time

204717  funny in the wall: Those spots...

204735  Yurishiro: @El Barto congratz!

204625  kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe

204750  Yurishiro: @piranharama Cat-tastic.

204238  Mr Bleak: This porn is ... um ...

204637  kornisjon: Cool. I'll get one that says "Everybody poops".

204252  Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire Still probably better than Trump.

204257  Mr Bleak: What's ... what's ... what's you doin wit dat rubber glove?

204260  Mr Bleak: In the Throne of Games, you either win or reload from your last save point.

204641  kornisjon: Heeeer's Hammy!

204733  Prostata: smoke trees everyday

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2. Yurishiro
3. Air Biscuit
4. Felicity
5. Knice
6. Teechur
7. Ulillillia
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9. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

204516 Niels Bohr: Aww yeah, scratch dat ass.

204524 Felicity: The face looks a bit like Arthur Dent

204726 Borkf: @tib gubb The kind of girls who yearn for these types of guy are probably not girls you want to be associated with.

204663 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.

204612 Jabberwikket: "oh, you serve that as a shot? How quaint. Make me a mug of it"

204633 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre True, true.

204674 Yurishiro: Great Hera!

204558 piranharama: @grizzly What power?

204716 Side Boob: Cocktoberfest came early this year!

204628 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone



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Borkf uploaded 204276 (1131 points)
Borkf uploaded 204272 (895 points)
sergeant uploaded 204326 (882 points)
majorchamp uploaded 204289 (856 points)
Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (828 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 204574 (817 points)
Borkf uploaded 204340 (808 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 204359 (804 points)
Skinr uploaded 204604 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204368 (792 points)
Side Boob uploaded 204603 (778 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204387 (772 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (757 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 7911 points
 2. Side Boob: 5099 points
 3. Gomi Day: 4500 points
 4. Not A Bot: 4201 points
 5. Borkf: 3159 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 2383 points
 7. Warrax: 2369 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2141 points
 9. Skinr: 2114 points
10. Robespierre: 2077 points
11. Yurishiro: 1987 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1810 points
13. Pizza: 1649 points
14. waynelord: 1645 points
15. DrinkMixMan: 1640 points
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Score:
575
 
 sirgallium: meadowlands! yeah! I frickin' love that place!
 Mr. Shine: I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
 Ulillillia: "What are you frickin' guys doin' here?!"
 Yurishiro: Meatball in a shell. Love it.
Image 203204   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
375
 
 Shay: Dim Sum on upper right hand corner with sad face: All of us are going to die and I'm the only one who knows :(
 funny in the wall: the beigest of food. my favorite food
 Yurishiro: I love you in so many ways.
Image 203203   09-13-17   Uploaded by    mrd0t
Score:
509
 
 Robespierre: Lizard kink porn is confusing.
 Yurishiro: These guys will let you do pretty much anything lol.
 jazzjunkie: Gotta gogo fast!
Image 203202   09-13-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
30
 
 kornisjon: I like those squares.
 wolfpk: You know very well some guy has sat on the toilet and tried to hit the urinal.
 ASTER: Is it me or is that Sonic the Hedgehog tiling?
 Robespierre: Hard to hit that 3-pointer.
 jazzjunkie: Stop staring at my butt.
Image 203201   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
193
 
 BavidDowie: Is...is that Butthead?
 bug: Ugh, we have one in the USA already. One is enough, I can barely imagine fifty.
Image 203200   09-13-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
351
 
 Uncle Larry: this is me
 Yurishiro: You shall not escape me thanks to this impenetrable metal barrier!
Image 203199   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
315
 
 Air Biscuit: Is your hurricane a supercollider?
 Ulillillia: The one the authorities came to blame. For something that he never done.
 NoRagrets: Good ol' Florida
 Yurishiro: In other news, there's a hurricane.
 funny in the wall: shhh don't tell them, let them do it
Image 203198   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1057
 
 Donut: @MasterTwig She was probably promoted.
 MasterTwig: She was probably fired for this picture. :(
 RiderFan: Lots of leg....room.
 Mr. Shine: I'm just impressed.
 Felicity: Remember that one part of /The Fifth Element/
 Cami: Are these the friendly skies I've heard about?
 karmakat: is THAT, the new way to test carry on compartment resistance?
 Yurishiro: @White Rice I have no idea of what you are talking about. *WINKWINKWINK*
 White Rice: @Yurishiro that was a stiff-wink. That wink was so slow & deliberate I heard creaking coming from it. Where did you learn to wink like that?
 Shay: Tea Leoni knows what to do in case of Turbulence.
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I hear ya man...it's hard for me too. *WINK*
 Yurishiro: First class...Gymnast!
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything that won't get me a time-out :/
 skillet: "Objects in the overhead bin may shift during the flight."
Image 203197   09-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
185
 
 SpaceCow: Modern comedian describing this object from point of view of children "Why is this monitor showing dots and why is it wearing antenna?" Children listening to joke. "Er, we do watch old movies occasionally and know what an analog TV are."
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Yurishiro: OH! Coloured mountaintops during black snowfall is on!!
Image 203196   09-13-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Looked like dust for a moment, there.
 RiderFan: Slip me some skin, brother!
 Felicity: *(crumple)*
 Science: Egad. Did you slather your hand in that foot peeling stuff?
 Yurishiro: Is this when skin comes off after a sunburn?? Dear Lord it MUST have felt orgasmic.
 Knice: God-damn, use lube or loosen your grip, ffs.
Image 203195   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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