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254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

254217  Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.

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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
575
 
 sirgallium: meadowlands! yeah! I frickin' love that place!
 Mr. Shine: I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
 Ulillillia: "What are you frickin' guys doin' here?!"
 CrookedCop: Meatball in a shell. Love it.
Image 203204   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
375
 
 Shay: Dim Sum on upper right hand corner with sad face: All of us are going to die and I'm the only one who knows :(
 funny in the wall: the beigest of food. my favorite food
 TheTakeDown: I love you in so many ways.
Image 203203   09-13-17   Uploaded by    mrd0t
Score:
509
 
 Booty Kicker: Lizard kink porn is confusing.
 Fuzzpot: These guys will let you do pretty much anything lol.
 jazzjunkie: Gotta gogo fast!
Image 203202   09-13-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
30
 
 kornisjon: I like those squares.
 wolfpk: You know very well some guy has sat on the toilet and tried to hit the urinal.
 ASTER: Is it me or is that Sonic the Hedgehog tiling?
 Fuzzpot: Hard to hit that 3-pointer.
 jazzjunkie: Stop staring at my butt.
Image 203201   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
193
 
 BavidDowie: Is...is that Butthead?
 bug: Ugh, we have one in the USA already. One is enough, I can barely imagine fifty.
Image 203200   09-13-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
351
 
 Uncle Larry: this is me
 caesar: You shall not escape me thanks to this impenetrable metal barrier!
Image 203199   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
315
 
 Air Biscuit: Is your hurricane a supercollider?
 Ulillillia: The one the authorities came to blame. For something that he never done.
 NoRagrets: Good ol' Florida
 marxist: In other news, there's a hurricane.
 funny in the wall: shhh don't tell them, let them do it
Image 203198   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1057
 
 Donut: @MasterTwig She was probably promoted.
 MasterTwig: She was probably fired for this picture. :(
 RiderFan: Lots of leg....room.
 Mr. Shine: I'm just impressed.
 Crim Tender: Remember that one part of /The Fifth Element/
 Cami: Are these the friendly skies I've heard about?
 karmakat: is THAT, the new way to test carry on compartment resistance?
 Mr. Lizard: @White Rice I have no idea of what you are talking about. *WINKWINKWINK*
 White Rice: @Yurishiro that was a stiff-wink. That wink was so slow & deliberate I heard creaking coming from it. Where did you learn to wink like that?
 Shay: Tea Leoni knows what to do in case of Turbulence.
 fink: @Side Boob I hear ya man...it's hard for me too. *WINK*
 Wumph Morms: First class...Gymnast!
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything that won't get me a time-out :/
 skillet: "Objects in the overhead bin may shift during the flight."
Image 203197   09-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
185
 
 SpaceCow: Modern comedian describing this object from point of view of children "Why is this monitor showing dots and why is it wearing antenna?" Children listening to joke. "Er, we do watch old movies occasionally and know what an analog TV are."
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 big butt bum: OH! Coloured mountaintops during black snowfall is on!!
Image 203196   09-13-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Looked like dust for a moment, there.
 RiderFan: Slip me some skin, brother!
 Bad Dad: *(crumple)*
 Science: Egad. Did you slather your hand in that foot peeling stuff?
 pawsies: Is this when skin comes off after a sunburn?? Dear Lord it MUST have felt orgasmic.
 Knice: God-damn, use lube or loosen your grip, ffs.
Image 203195   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
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