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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

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Score:
1057
 
 Donut: @MasterTwig She was probably promoted.
 MasterTwig: She was probably fired for this picture. :(
 RiderFan: Lots of leg....room.
 Mr. Shine: I'm just impressed.
 Crim Tender: Remember that one part of /The Fifth Element/
 Cami: Are these the friendly skies I've heard about?
 karmakat: is THAT, the new way to test carry on compartment resistance?
 Mr. Lizard: @White Rice I have no idea of what you are talking about. *WINKWINKWINK*
 White Rice: @Yurishiro that was a stiff-wink. That wink was so slow & deliberate I heard creaking coming from it. Where did you learn to wink like that?
 Shay: Tea Leoni knows what to do in case of Turbulence.
 fink: @Side Boob I hear ya man...it's hard for me too. *WINK*
 Wumph Morms: First class...Gymnast!
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything that won't get me a time-out :/
 skillet: "Objects in the overhead bin may shift during the flight."
Image 203197   09-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
185
 
 SpaceCow: Modern comedian describing this object from point of view of children "Why is this monitor showing dots and why is it wearing antenna?" Children listening to joke. "Er, we do watch old movies occasionally and know what an analog TV are."
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 big butt bum: OH! Coloured mountaintops during black snowfall is on!!
Image 203196   09-13-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Looked like dust for a moment, there.
 RiderFan: Slip me some skin, brother!
 Bad Dad: *(crumple)*
 Science: Egad. Did you slather your hand in that foot peeling stuff?
 pawsies: Is this when skin comes off after a sunburn?? Dear Lord it MUST have felt orgasmic.
 Knice: God-damn, use lube or loosen your grip, ffs.
Image 203195   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
328
 
 Cami: Easy to hoop but hard to find.
 bug: TSA screeners are getting lax.
 karmakat: EVEN A BUTTER KNIFE wins THAT fight!
 Fast Sloth: Good luck pulling the trigger
 Shay: Ever played Russian roulette with a hamster?
 Peach: Put your tiny hands up!
 skillet: "Say hello to my adorable little friend."
 grizzly: Gun on a plane
 jochenau: Murder, She Wrote
 Knice: [barely audible 'pew-pew!']
Image 203194   09-13-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
646
 
 Mr. Shine: That's one fancy freakin' duck right there. A Deluxe duck.
 sirgallium: Damn I am fabulous today
 jochenau: The Georgia O'Keeffe Duck.
 Mexico: Jaunty!
Image 203193   09-13-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: One look at your text and i cant disguise, ive got hungry eyes.
 Off Topic: Thanks for the update pizza delivery guy.
 Peach: @wolfpk #203194, plz
 wolfpk: Thanks for the warning. What would you like to be shot with?
 skillet: New phone. Who Dis?
 crazyfingers: what's this? Taken 4?
 WTF: (Tiny demon girl climbs out of screen and bites your ankles)
 jazzjunkie: There is only one thing we say to Death: "not today!"
Image 203192   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
302
 
 sparename: Reminds me of excerpt from Sniffpetrol dot com "Well established car maker Hu-Long Industrial Poisons, Motor & Performing Bear Organisation displayed its brand new small car, the 8 KH-Z Unacceptable Violence. This slightly upsetting supermini will offer a brand new copy of someone elses engine, boasting a CO2 output of under 100g/km and relatively few emissions of chlorine and phosgene gases unless provoked."
 SpaceCow: Robert Feline, known to his fans as Bob Cat, endorses firecrackers.
 WaffleIron: I'm starting to think there might be a market for "super charged flesh light crackers"
 desertfox: Everything on Highway 14 West carries a certain degree of danger.
 Yam: Super Charged Flashlight Cracker is my dancin name
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: You know Bob is not important because only cat is on the cover.
Image 203191   09-13-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Image 203190 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. Boo, pirate.
Score:
694
 
 Ihminen: @Yurishiro "friends call me purrito"
 AverageJoe: taco cat did it better...
 huskyboy: I am burrito cat, pleased to meet you.
Image 203189   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
586
 
 DrinkMixMan: Agist
 Ulillillia: Aaaaand they're out of Cinniminis.
 Koopa: This post just reminded me that Cinnamon Rolls do indeed exist at Burger King, yeah.
 rustedpeace: I just noticed, 4 people REALLY appreciated that cinnamon roll.
 Chile Quornwrap: Poor old cinnamon rolls...they too, like Mario Bros. and camels need love.
Image 203188   09-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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