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254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mad Collager
4. Shay
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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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Scoo uploaded 253831 (860 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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 6. Warrax: 2381 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
 8. Jonananathan: 1917 points
 9. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
12. phil: 1642 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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Score:
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 Donut: @MasterTwig She was probably promoted.
 MasterTwig: She was probably fired for this picture. :(
 RiderFan: Lots of leg....room.
 Mr. Shine: I'm just impressed.
 Crim Tender: Remember that one part of /The Fifth Element/
 Cami: Are these the friendly skies I've heard about?
 karmakat: is THAT, the new way to test carry on compartment resistance?
 Mr. Lizard: @White Rice I have no idea of what you are talking about. *WINKWINKWINK*
 White Rice: @Yurishiro that was a stiff-wink. That wink was so slow & deliberate I heard creaking coming from it. Where did you learn to wink like that?
 Shay: Tea Leoni knows what to do in case of Turbulence.
 fink: @Side Boob I hear ya man...it's hard for me too. *WINK*
 Wumph Morms: First class...Gymnast!
 Side Boob: I can't think of anything that won't get me a time-out :/
 skillet: "Objects in the overhead bin may shift during the flight."
Image 203197   09-13-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
185
 
 SpaceCow: Modern comedian describing this object from point of view of children "Why is this monitor showing dots and why is it wearing antenna?" Children listening to joke. "Er, we do watch old movies occasionally and know what an analog TV are."
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 big butt bum: OH! Coloured mountaintops during black snowfall is on!!
Image 203196   09-13-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Looked like dust for a moment, there.
 RiderFan: Slip me some skin, brother!
 Bad Dad: *(crumple)*
 Science: Egad. Did you slather your hand in that foot peeling stuff?
 pawsies: Is this when skin comes off after a sunburn?? Dear Lord it MUST have felt orgasmic.
 Knice: God-damn, use lube or loosen your grip, ffs.
Image 203195   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
328
 
 Cami: Easy to hoop but hard to find.
 bug: TSA screeners are getting lax.
 karmakat: EVEN A BUTTER KNIFE wins THAT fight!
 Fast Sloth: Good luck pulling the trigger
 Shay: Ever played Russian roulette with a hamster?
 Peach: Put your tiny hands up!
 skillet: "Say hello to my adorable little friend."
 grizzly: Gun on a plane
 jochenau: Murder, She Wrote
 Knice: [barely audible 'pew-pew!']
Image 203194   09-13-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
646
 
 Mr. Shine: That's one fancy freakin' duck right there. A Deluxe duck.
 sirgallium: Damn I am fabulous today
 jochenau: The Georgia O'Keeffe Duck.
 Mexico: Jaunty!
Image 203193   09-13-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: One look at your text and i cant disguise, ive got hungry eyes.
 Off Topic: Thanks for the update pizza delivery guy.
 Peach: @wolfpk #203194, plz
 wolfpk: Thanks for the warning. What would you like to be shot with?
 skillet: New phone. Who Dis?
 crazyfingers: what's this? Taken 4?
 WTF: (Tiny demon girl climbs out of screen and bites your ankles)
 jazzjunkie: There is only one thing we say to Death: "not today!"
Image 203192   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
302
 
 sparename: Reminds me of excerpt from Sniffpetrol dot com "Well established car maker Hu-Long Industrial Poisons, Motor & Performing Bear Organisation displayed its brand new small car, the 8 KH-Z Unacceptable Violence. This slightly upsetting supermini will offer a brand new copy of someone elses engine, boasting a CO2 output of under 100g/km and relatively few emissions of chlorine and phosgene gases unless provoked."
 SpaceCow: Robert Feline, known to his fans as Bob Cat, endorses firecrackers.
 WaffleIron: I'm starting to think there might be a market for "super charged flesh light crackers"
 desertfox: Everything on Highway 14 West carries a certain degree of danger.
 Yam: Super Charged Flashlight Cracker is my dancin name
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: You know Bob is not important because only cat is on the cover.
Image 203191   09-13-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Image 203190 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. We'll pray for you, pirate.
Score:
694
 
 Ihminen: @Yurishiro "friends call me purrito"
 AverageJoe: taco cat did it better...
 huskyboy: I am burrito cat, pleased to meet you.
Image 203189   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
586
 
 DrinkMixMan: Agist
 Ulillillia: Aaaaand they're out of Cinniminis.
 Koopa: This post just reminded me that Cinnamon Rolls do indeed exist at Burger King, yeah.
 rustedpeace: I just noticed, 4 people REALLY appreciated that cinnamon roll.
 Chile Quornwrap: Poor old cinnamon rolls...they too, like Mario Bros. and camels need love.
Image 203188   09-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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