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249621  Butcherboy: Youre being erased from existence? High five! Oh sorry

248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

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9. Dr Awkward
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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
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 8. Not A Bot: 2888 points
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10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Youll Cowards: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
697
 
 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 Yurishiro: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
352
 
 Drump Porbs: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
349
 
 Whatever: Unexpected bonus: pigeons won't dare to poop on it.
 Yurishiro: This. This is where taxes should go.
Image 203149   09-13-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
360
 
 Thyming: Danny Sexbang?
 westerner: Lorne Elliott, David Acer, Al Yankovic, and Russell Brand, all seen in the same place at the same time
 Skinr: qa'Pla!
 piranharama: PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
 Cami: . . . Another one rides the bus.
Image 203148   09-13-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
56
 
 Whatever: At least raptors sing better...
 AverageJoe: Dracarys
Image 203147   09-13-17   Uploaded by    alex
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