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205284  DrinkMixMan: Thanks grandma

205073  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Shine Poe's law, I guess.

205297  DrinkMixMan: @Zampano Ayy

205236  Felicity: I have had burgers that contained hot dogs before, and they were good. No pickles or sauce, please.

205310  namename: My ex used to do the exact same thing.

205299  DrinkMixMan: This porn magazine is weird

205300  DrinkMixMan: Taste uh uh finds a way

205302  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha RAD

205243  Felicity: And thats when the cat started making that ak-ak-ak noise

205301  DrinkMixMan: Ain't nobody voting rad for a Nickel back quote

205298  Not A Bot: Your Card Has Been Dootclined. Please Contact Your Branch.

205309  butt poop: I\'ve left out whole jobs along my resume. I but don\'t put the months along the jobs and hardly put the year. Nobody has ever asked around it and I\'ve gotten 3 jobs since I started omitting the one I am referring to.

205300  Nope: Of course we should. What the fuck you talking about

205292  illBilliam: Fuck you I won't chew what you sell me!

205255  Salmonella: Ma'iq wishes you well.

205295  Hokie333: You thought this was a porn channel, didn't you?

205296  illBilliam: I would let my phone die too

205293  Mr. Whiskers: Near...far...wherereeeeeerver you aaaaaaare

204735  LKoroton: Heimlich dog/cat/whatever

205264  Felicity: * 90s

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205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205106 Mr Bleak: Thank fuck for mirrors is all I can say.

205186 WaffleIron: Octarine.

205236 Felicity: I have had burgers that contained hot dogs before, and they were good. No pickles or sauce, please.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205153 Felicity: @ASTER Sectaurs!

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205201 Felicity: Hey, Ive got that font! Minya Nouvelle

205245 DrinkMixMan: Plus also hundreds/thousands of miles away as well

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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drilldo uploaded 204985 (769 points)
whaleshark uploaded 204963 (722 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 204980 (699 points)
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11. Slickbrew: 1812 points
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Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Felicity: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 Robespierre: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
697
 
 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 Yurishiro: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
352
 
 Robespierre: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
349
 
 Whatever: Unexpected bonus: pigeons won't dare to poop on it.
 Yurishiro: This. This is where taxes should go.
Image 203149   09-13-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
360
 
 Thyming: Danny Sexbang?
 Felicity: Lorne Elliott, David Acer, Al Yankovic, and Russell Brand, all seen in the same place at the same time
 Skinr: qa'Pla!
 piranharama: PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
 Cami: . . . Another one rides the bus.
Image 203148   09-13-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
56
 
 Whatever: At least raptors sing better...
 AverageJoe: Dracarys
Image 203147   09-13-17   Uploaded by    alex
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